Sorry, Anus Tanning Is Not Really a Thing

[+ E.T.Bass]

The things people believe.

 

Sorry, Anus Tanning Is Not Really a Thing

 

 

[+ E.T.Bass]

So be careful out there when trying the latest viral trend, especially you boys attending the April gathering on that other thread.

 

Josh Brolin gets burned where the sun don't shine

 

Prankster Johnny Knoxville commented: “Taint’ that a shame."

 

[bendable2019]

Hahaha why tan the body part that’s naturally tanned ???

[rvwnsd]

What is wrong with you? It is NOT "anus tanning!" It is "perineum sunning." And it is healthy because it provides you with the sun's

 

 

EVERYTHING natural is good for you!

 

Just ask Josh Brolin.

[bendable2019]

What is wrong with you? It is NOT "anus tanning!" It is "perineum sunning." And it is healthy because it provides you with the sun's

 

 

EVERYTHING natural is good for you!

 

Just ask Josh Brolin.

 

However correct we may wanna make it sound, ass tanning or perineum sunning, this works well for whites.. not for browns and blacks like me. It’s a fact. Period.

[rvwnsd]

However correct we may wanna make it sound, ass tanning or perineum sunning, this works well for whites.. not for browns and blacks like me. It’s a fact. Period.

You realize I am being facetious, right?

 

Dammit! I forgot to insert the

 

 

In all seriousness, nonsense like "perineum sunning" makes me wonder what's next - sticking a hot poker up one's ass to harness the healing benefits of deep-heat therapy or using leeches to drain the "bad blood" ?

 

I also wonder whether Josh Brolin was just being a smart-ass when he posted about burning his hole by being out in the sun too long.

[hypothetically]

At the rate gay men are getting their assholes bleached, I knew this wasn’t true from the jump.

[MscleLovr]

The things people believe.

 

I agree with the OP. The comments in this thread make Gwyneth Paltrow seem intellectual.

[+ E.T.Bass]

For safety sake and for the members that don't recognize sarcasm,

 

Be cautious. J. Brolin is man enough to warn about the severity of his painful pucker.

 

I don't know who thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously.

 

So yeah, this is one more bad idea being spread on the internet.

[+ azdr0710]

I'm sure the "influencer" who thought this up is laughing all the way to the bank now