Saw a young hot chipotle staff

[AceHardware]

He was joking.... @Gadfly22 is notorious for fantastic sharp wit around here.....but I know you're new around here!......no worries!!

 

Oh, now I get it--thanks. Well, when you're having feelings of de-nile, you just naturally seek out Egyptians, whatever they're selling.

[Gadfly22]

Oh, now I get it--thanks. Well, when you're having feelings of de-nile, you just naturally seek out Egyptians, whatever they're selling.

I see we have another aspiring comedian on the forum! Welcome. [Tho I must say I've used the "Cleopatra isn't the only queen of de-nile" joke several times myself!! ]

[AceHardware]

I see we have another aspiring comedian on the forum! Welcome. [Tho I must say I've used the "Cleopatra isn't the only queen of de-nile" joke several times myself!! ]

 

I promise to get new material, then. Have you had sex with Brazilians? It's amazon. [At what point do we get banned for bad puns?]

[Gadfly22]

At what point do we get banned for bad puns?

No punishment for that but there are a few uptight forum folk who will zing you for non-pc humor. [but just between us - Nobody likes them! :p]

[AceHardware]

No punishment for that but there are a few uptight forum folk who will zing you for non-pc humor. [but just between us - Nobody likes them! :p]

 

So they won't like it when I say I stopped hiring providers in Moscow. They always finished too soon and it felt like they were russian through everything. [OK, that's the last one, promise.]

[MikeBiDude]

No punishment for that but there are a few uptight forum folk who will zing you for non-pc humor. [but just between us - Nobody likes them! :p]

Or get zinged for going WAY off topic ?

[+ tassojunior]

I promise to get new material, then. Have you had sex with Brazilians? It's amazon. [At what point do we get banned for bad puns?]

 

Everyone has their own "Ignore" button so eventually you realize no one sees what you post and it's too late

[sydneyboy]

Email??? It’s not 1999 lol.

A better idea is to send a nice letter sealed with a kiss.

Edited December 18, 2019 by sydneyboy

[+ jeezopete]

So they won't like it when I say I stopped hiring providers in Moscow. They always finished too soon and it felt like they were russian through everything. [OK, that's the last one, promise.]

 

Hey Ace.....Just in case you feel you can't keep that promise, here you go:

 

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/i-love-a-good-pun.130043/

[Guest europeanman]

Actually the safest and most legal way to break the ice is to ask such a guy if he ever models. Anyone can "scout talent" for a finders fee.

Even better, ask if he IS a model. They all are, or think they are. ?

[Guest]

Even better, ask if he IS a model. They all are, or think they are. ?

I feel exposed lol

[beachboy]

I feel exposed lol

From your avatar I'd say that's a situation in which you're quite comfortable!

[Guest]

From your avatar I'd say that's a situation in which you're quite comfortable!

Guilty as charged.