I'm frustrated

[+ Gar1eth]

No not about the fact that I am not having sex--ok that's a lie--I am frustrated about not having sex--but that's not what this posting is about--except in the "Freudian" sense that EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX!!!-

 

ok now that I have that partially out of my system

 

My 1st frustration is--I want to know how all the cool kids on the Message Center--that's you guys in case you couldn't tell--have cool Avatars. I am tired of having a cool nickname( "Gman") without a cool Avatar to go along with it.

 

2nd--how do the cool people like Deej, FFF, Jeffoh, Daddyblade--and all the rest get those cool sayings to appear at the bottom on all of their posts--and let me emphasize here that this is not a reference to the size of B's...--well whatever FFF was harping on for so long }( }( }(

 

3rd--why when the cool people like Scott Adler put what I'm assuming is a picture at the bottom of their post --all I see is an "x" and can't get the picture to come up

 

4th--how do I get a picture to appear at the end of my messages--or at the least an illustration--no one really wants to see a picture of me

 

5th--why can't I have as nice a hiney as Rick Munroe's avatar--whoops there's that sex sneaking back in--you can disregard this last one folks.

 

 

Thanking you for your help and enlightenment in advance

 

Gman (cool nickname but avatarless) :+ :+

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Dear Gboy,

 

I could have helped you with each and every question/issue/complaint in your post. However, you did not mention my name in your post. You mentioned every other Tom, Dick and ... dick. You did not praise me with dried flowers, sheets of Bounce and, most importantly, bacon. Suffer.

 

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/1040/buttonbeingabitchie0.jpg

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>3rd--why when the cool people like Scott Adler put what I'm

>assuming is a picture at the bottom of their post --all I see

>is an "x" and can't get the picture to come up

 

Sucks, doesn't it?

 

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/210/threadvisualredxqg0.gif

[+ Gar1eth]

>>3rd--why when the cool people like Scott Adler put what I'm

>>assuming is a picture at the bottom of their post --all I

>see

>>is an "x" and can't get the picture to come up

>

>Sucks, doesn't it?

>

>http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/210/threadvisualredxqg0.gif

 

 

I am crushed with remorse over my failure to include ValleyDwellerNorth in the pantheon of "Cool Guys"

 

But perhaps my feelings on the matter could be better expressed in the following words

 

"Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall

Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl"

 

Humbly submitted by

 

 

the still avatarless

 

Gman

[+ deej]

Now that VDN has the frivolity out of his system....

 

>My 1st frustration is--I want to know how all the cool kids on

>the Message Center--that's you guys in case you couldn't

>tell--have cool Avatars. I am tired of having a cool

>nickname( "Gman") without a cool Avatar to go along with it.

 

You set your avatar in the User Menu area. After you've logged in, click "User Menu" above.

 

>2nd--how do the cool people like Deej, FFF, Jeffoh,

>Daddyblade--and all the rest get those cool sayings to appear

>at the bottom on all of their posts--and let me emphasize here

>that this is not a reference to the size of B's...--well

>whatever FFF was harping on for so long }( }( }(

 

That's called a signature, and it's set in the user menu area as well.

 

>3rd--why when the cool people like Scott Adler put what I'm

>assuming is a picture at the bottom of their post --all I see

>is an "x" and can't get the picture to come up

 

There is no defense for the red "x". It means the original poster made a booboo when posting and the web server cannot resolve the link.

 

>4th--how do I get a picture to appear at the end of my

>messages--or at the least an illustration--no one really wants

>to see a picture of me

 

See http://m4m.m4m-forum.org/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=13&topic_id=830&mesg_id=830&page=

 

>5th--why can't I have as nice a hiney as Rick Munroe's

>avatar--whoops there's that sex sneaking back in--you can

>disregard this last one folks.

 

http://www.goldsgym.com/

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>I am crushed with remorse over my failure to include

>ValleyDwellerNorth in the pantheon of "Cool Guys"

 

I just have fat kid syndrome. I am not a total bastard. As a matter of fact, I would like to refer you to some of my earlier work on avatars. Enjoy.

 

http://m4m.m4m-forum.org/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=67081&mesg_id=67081&listing_type=search

 

and

 

http://m4m.m4m-forum.org/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=4817&mesg_id=4817&listing_type=search

 

Enjoy pig.

 

VDN

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Now that VDN has the frivolity out of his system....

 

This always helps my system.

 

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1723/humordouchemp9.jpg

[+ Gar1eth]

>

>>5th--why can't I have as nice a hiney as Rick Munroe's

>>avatar--whoops there's that sex sneaking back in--you can

>>disregard this last one folks.

>

>http://www.goldsgym.com/

 

 

I want to thank the coolest guys Deej and VDN for helping me with my frustrations--unfortunately not even they or Mr Gold's can help with frustration #5

 

The still avatarless--but not for long--however it's late and I'll have to work on my new "bad self" tomorrow or the next day,

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

>

>I want to thank the coolest guys Deej and VDN for helping me

>with my frustrations--unfortunately not even they or Mr Gold's

>can help with frustration #5

>

>The still avatarless--but not for long--however it's late and

>I'll have to work on my new "bad self" tomorrow or the next

>day,

>

>Gman

 

 

Totally unnecessary announcement--I found my Avatar. Thanks to Deej and VDN--they really are the "ginchiest" :9 :9 :9 :9

 

So now you know what the "G" in Gman stands for. I'll work on frustrations 2-4 tomorrow--5 ain't never gonna get resolved--sigh.

 

http://www.themathlab.com/images/cartoons/1gazoobig.jpg

 

G(adzu)man

[jackhammer91406]

Well, not to be out-whined by VDN, I didn't get mentioned either and I thought I had a cool (hot) avatar.

 

Anyway, glad some of the guys gave you a heads up on how to get started on satisfying some of your issues. I didn't get here soon enough, but if I had I would have tried to steer you in the right direction since the guys on here did the same for me when I had the same inferior feelings.

 

Good luck on number 5. I am sure some of the tight asses on here can give you some tips.}(

[Rick Munroe]

>5th--why can't I have as nice a hiney as Rick Munroe's

>avatar--

 

You can have it! It's my pleasure to share.

[+ purplekow]

Just wanted to see if this signature and avatar thing worked and to testify that Rick is indeed willing to play nice and share his assets.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Guest n2colour]

Now that really is cool! Mind if I steal it?