Unusual Rentmen Ad

[Guest MikeThomas]

https://rent.men/Howiedoit

 

Straight *********

 

Hi, I will not have sex with you. Really, I won't, but I do think you'll still enjoy your time with me, and have no regrets about seeing me again depending on your heart is.

[hypothetically]

https://rent.men/Howiedoit

 

Straight *********

 

Hi, I will not have sex with you. Really, I won't, but I do think you'll still enjoy your time with me, and have no regrets about seeing me again depending on your heart is.

 

I don’t think what he’s offering is strange, clients do often seek companionship-only. I just think he did a poor Job of communicating what he is offering and what his limitations are. Not everyone is good with words. But unfortunately for him, the execution was sloppy.

[+ Keith30309]

Kudos to the guy for being upfront and honest rather than allowing his preferences be a surprise to an unknowing client.

[Jimjaxon3]

Kudos to the guy for being upfront and honest rather than allowing his preferences be a surprise to an unknowing client.

I agree .. I have seen a few like this. I just wonder how he does, and what he charges

[Tonyko]

IDK ima confused by this (I have friends to have dinner with fully clothed (usually) I can enjoy their company for free) Does he come over and clean? What does he do???

[+ 7829V]

But he's available for the following:

 

Available For

Gay Porn Movies | Modeling | Bodywork | Boyfriend Experience | Stripping

 

I'd hire him for bodywork/stripipng.... depending on the rate.

[marylander1940]

https://rent.men/Howiedoit

 

Straight *********

 

Hi, I will not have sex with you. Really, I won't, but I do think you'll still enjoy your time with me, and have no regrets about seeing me again depending on your heart is.

 

I don't know about weird... unusual yes. Cautious?

 

Maybe he's fishing for a sugar daddy. I wonder what he's rate would be for just "chilling"? Maybe he wants to meet clients first, screen them and decide later whether to get more intimate or not.

[Guest MikeThomas]

Changed the title of the thread from weird to unusual. Didn’t mean to be judgmental. :-)

[Nickf66]

Back in the dark ages, when we hired from “local” gay newspapers, I met several times with a guy whose ad simply read, “Michael, an escort of distinction.” At first, he only offered dinner dates, then we went to a game, then a movie, etc., the boyfriend experience. Eventually, there were some hugs and a peck on the cheek. Finally, after some time, I guess the trust/comfort level reached its peak, and blossomed into a full-blown (pun fully intended) erotic relationship that lasted about two years and drained many things, especially my savings account. Patience is a virtue and can be well worth the investment and adventure.

[marylander1940]

Changed the title of the thread from weird to unusual. Didn’t mean to be judgmental.

 

Please you didn’t sound judgmental at all!

 

Anyways the new title is more clear and accurate

[Emir]

Great. Just what I needed! Paying to admire a 40-year-old balding random guy with a not-so-great body. Maybe when we meet we can discuss some bible verses or would that be too much?

[rvwnsd]

Just don't try to act out the Bible verses and you will be fine.

[sexymonk]

IDK ima confused by this (I have friends to have dinner with fully clothed (usually) I can enjoy their company for free) Does he come over and clean? What does he do???

Lol. Companionship doesn't necessarily mean sex! He is honest about his offering. Btw, rentmen or getting escort doesn't guarantee sex with the guy!

[+ Gar1eth]

I think I can express my feelings about this ad best in a song.

 

 

Or two

 

Gman

[Pepper Young]

Pass!

[Jimjaxon3]

At least he is honest.. hired one guy that did as little as he could to get paid. At the end of the day he was straight and thought looking at him naked was enough to get paid.. granted looked great naked. But was real hesitant to let you even touch. I tried to make the best of it , but got tired after about 15-20 mins. Lucky he hosted, I was able to put down half the rate and say thanks I’m gonna take off. He was a real gem, his comment to that was, sorry man I’m not queer. I just said “then communicate that next time and realize you advertise on rentboy”

 

So I’ll say again, at least this guy is honest :-)

[rustyrex]

This is why I can't wait for virtual reality to get better. Why waste my time and money when I can put on a headset with headphones and do the same thing for an unlimited amount of time? Any angle, position and can fast forward and rewind or pause with remote in one hand and dick in the other with the illusion of being in the same room. When technology goes even further I can say "pose in my favorite position" and the guy will do what I ask....

[sexymonk]

This is why I can't wait for virtual reality to get better. Why waste my time and money when I can put on a headset with headphones and do the same thing for an unlimited amount of time? Any angle, position and can fast forward and rewind or pause with remote in one hand and dick in the other with the illusion of being in the same room. When technology goes even further I can say "pose in my favorite position" and the guy will do what I ask....

Added to VR you will need the Android with switchable face, cock, skin tone and get real feeling!

[Tonyko]

Lol. Companionship doesn't necessarily mean sex! He is honest about his offering. Btw, rentmen or getting escort doesn't guarantee sex with the guy!

LOL IDK never saw a Yelp that said NIce Decor good menu but no guarantee you'll get food

[marylander1940]

This is why I can't wait for virtual reality to get better. Why waste my time and money when I can put on a headset with headphones and do the same thing for an unlimited amount of time? Any angle, position and can fast forward and rewind or pause with remote in one hand and dick in the other with the illusion of being in the same room. When technology goes even further I can say "pose in my favorite position" and the guy will do what I ask....

 

In the meantime:

 

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections/male-sex-doll

[Guest InthePines]

Kudos to the guy for being upfront and honest rather than allowing his preferences be a surprise to an unknowing client.

 

Agreed, or marketing himself as a masseur when he has absolutely no skills.

[+ Gar1eth]

At least he is honest.. hired one guy that did as little as he could to get paid. At the end of the day he was straight and thought looking at him naked was enough to get paid.. granted looked great naked. But was real hesitant to let you even touch. I tried to make the best of it , but got tired after about 15-20 mins. Lucky he hosted, I was able to put down half the rate and say thanks I’m gonna take off. He was a real gem, his comment to that was, sorry man I’m not queer. I just said “then communicate that next time and realize you advertise on rentboy”

 

So I’ll say again, at least this guy is honest

 

There was a bodybuilder, surfer dude years ago who advertised on Rentboy in Florida. I can't remember if he had any reviews. But I had lusted over his pictures forever. He had basically checked every option about what he was into. I hired him for a weekend. We weren't even 1 hour away from the airport and from the way he talked I figured out he was straight.

 

I finally asked him if he was more into guys or women. He said women. I really don't think he was even bi. He wasn't into kissing even though he had marked it down. I asked him why it was marked down. He said someone had told him he'd get more clients by marking all the options.

 

The strange thing was all during the weekend he'd ask me if I was having a good time. I'd think to myself, "Well I'm having as much fun as I can considering I'm paying to spend time with a straight guy which is not what I'm into at all. " The other thing I found strange was that he would ask me if I wanted to try to top him. By that point I was disgusted with the whole thing. Plus I doubted he would have been able to relax enough. And I lose my stiffy against closed holes. So I didn't even attempt it.

 

Gman

[sexymonk]

LOL IDK never saw a Yelp that said NIce Decor good menu but no guarantee you'll get food

Unfortunately, the yelp mentions about restaurant and you get food there! However, escorting doesn't necessarily mean sexual activity! Escorting means lots of things done mutually which are non sexual! Yelp and escort site are not analogous!

[Jimjaxon3]

There was a bodybuilder, surfer dude years ago who advertised on Rentboy in Florida. I can't remember if he had any reviews. But I had lusted over his pictures forever. He had basically checked every option about what he was into. I hired him for a weekend. We weren't even 1 hour away from the airport and from the way he talked I figured out he was straight.

 

I finally asked him if he was more into guys or women. He said women. I really don't think he was even bi. He wasn't into kissing even though he had marked it down. I asked him why it was marked down. He said someone had told him he'd get more clients by marking all the options.

 

The strange thing was all during the weekend he'd ask me if I was having a good time. I'd think to myself, "Well I'm having as much fun as I can considering I'm paying to spend time with a straight guy which is not what I'm into at all. " The other thing I found strange was that he would ask me if I wanted to try to top him. By that point I was disgusted with the whole thing. Plus I doubted he would have been able to relax enough. And I lose my stiffy against closed holes. So I didn't even attempt it.

 

Gman

I would have tried .. never know. Maybe he’d feel guilty and get you off another way

[Tonyko]

Unfortunately, the yelp mentions about restaurant and you get food there! However, escorting doesn't necessarily mean sexual activity! Escorting means lots of things done mutually which are non sexual! Yelp and escort site are not analogous!

Well, first of all I was JOKING re YELP and secondly, IDK what year you believe it is lol, maybe in the days where proper young women living at The Barbizon or Martha Washington or some other ladies-only hotel would hire an escort for the theater (like "The Perfect Gentleman" agency in Midnight Cowboy lol) but TODAY, please, no one is scrolling thru RM looking for a date to see Hamilton. Or JUST to see Hamilton. (unless Hamilton is the name the scort's given his dick)