That cliché line in their profile

[+ FrankR]

The line “I am often told I look better in person” is probably the most cliché I have come across in the written profiles of companions, masseurs and dates.

 

It is amazing how often I see it. And I can’t help thinking... “oh, sweetie, and you really believed them? Bless your little heart!”

Any other favorites you can think of?

[KeepItReal]

The line “I am often told I look better in person” is probably the most cliché I have come across in the written profiles of companions, masseurs and dates.

 

It is amazing how often I see it. And I can’t help thinking... “oh, sweetie, and you really believed them? Bless your little heart!”

Any other favorites you can think of?

How about "I am what you are looking for" or "great personality and excellent conversationalist"?

[+ sf westcoaster]

"straight acting"

[KeepItReal]

"All American", "southern gentleman" and "from mild to wild"

[+ oldNbusted]

I always thought when someone says "you look better in person", people should hear "your pics are crap".

[+ oldNbusted]

"No limits"

 

This is my favorite comment on that one...

 

EVERYBODY HAS LIMITS -- so when I get contacted about Kink scenes and the person says I have No Limits -- I respond Great I have Lots of Power Tools ---- That's when they go --- Wait Wait Wait --- Yes PooPoo Kitty of course you have limits --- BE SMART - PLAY SMART

[+ Avalon]

"straight acting"

 

What is that supposed to mean?

 

I can imagine in a heterosexual dating site a man saying "I'm gay acting".

[+ Topseed]

“Discrete”

[Trick]

“No effems”

[Deadlift1]

"enjoying all that life has to offer"

" i have a wonderful husband i adore and yes, he knows i'm here"

[+ FrankR]

“I am the whole package” Of course you are - but (like the USPS) you frequently fail to deliver the promised package...

[RM]

How about "I am what you are looking for" or "great personality and excellent conversationalist"?

That sounds like a Uber driver.

[Rudynate]

So, in addition to everything else, an escort is supposed to be able to write engaging, informative ad copy.

[+ oldNbusted]

So, in addition to everything else, an escort is supposed to be able to write engaging, informative ad copy.

 

I think of it as a resumé and yes, if it appears the person didn't put any thought into it, I move on to the next one, just like I do with a resumé in any other circumstance. People can take all the time and get all the help they need to improve it.

[+ oldNbusted]

...would you rather the reverse, and his photos be better than what he looks in person

 

I'll let you know, once that happens...

[marylander1940]

The line “I am often told I look better in person” is probably the most cliché I have come across in the written profiles of companions, masseurs and dates.

 

It is amazing how often I see it. And I can’t help thinking... “oh, sweetie, and you really believed them? Bless your little heart!”

Any other favorites you can think of?

 

Another cliché line is:

 

Zero attitude

[marylander1940]

What is that supposed to mean?

 

I can imagine in a heterosexual dating site a man saying "I'm gay acting".

 

They'll always deny it...

[Rudynate]

I think of it as a resumé and yes, if it appears the person didn't put any thought into it, I move on to the next one, just like I do with a resumé in any other circumstance. People can take all the time and get all the help they need to improve it.

 

Friendly is all I look for.