"I just peed on your foot....

[+ purplekow]

He said aimlessly" used to be an amusing bit o fluff that I heard in my youth and which stayed with me.

Then it became an occasional actual occurrence when I was drunk or tired or just in a hurry.

Now this bit of tripe has become a regular part of my life.

When I redid my master bath, I put in a urinal so that middle the night pees hit the water not the floor. Nowadays, away from my home field, I find myself needing to really concentrate in order to avoid creating a flood.

I dread the next step, the sit down to pee. It just seems terribly inconvenient and for sure there will be a longer wait at crowded events.

Who knows what follows that?. I shudder to think.

[+ Avalon]

Maybe put in a wall urinal like many business bathrooms have?

[+ purplekow]

Maybe put in a wall urinal like many business bathrooms have?

As I stated, I did put one in. Significant concentration is only for away from home.

[+ Avalon]

As I stated, I did put one in. Significant concentration is only for away from home.

 

Sorry I read too quickly. Maybe urinate in the shower stall?

[bnm73]

If you're peeing on your feet, I assume you don't have athlete's foot? *chuckle*

[+ Robster]

"He said aimlessly" LOL, good one!!

I dread the next step, the sit down to pee. It just seems terribly inconvenient and for sure there will be a longer wait at crowded events.

Who knows what follows that? I shudder to think.

Depends.

[+ g56whiz]

I dread the next step, the sit down to pee. It just seems terribly inconvenient and for sure there will be a longer wait at crowded events.

Who knows what follows that?. I shudder to think.

It's not so bad. I’m been doing it for years. I’m my own housekeeper and it makes cleaning the bathroom easier.

[+ g56whiz]

I lived on Manhattan’s upper west side and drove to work in way upper Westchester County. One night I returned after a long and nasty commute only to find when I finally found a parking place and turned the corner to my block that Woody Allen was using the building across the street for a movie set and that there were rails for a tracking shot set down from the corner past the entrance to my building. I had to pee badly. About 50

feet from my door, young guy with a headset and clipboard stopped me saying I couldn’t go any further. While switching from foot to foot with urgency, I explained that I lived there and needed to get home quickly. When he persisted I said that I was going to pee very soon either in my bathroom or on his leg the choice being his. I made it to my bathroom just in time.