I never liked beards...

[azulpalido]

https://www.queerty.com/theres-50-50-chance-scruffy-dude-just-woofd-poo-beard-study-finds-20180802

[BabyBoomer]

When I saw the thread title and before I clicked the link, I thought this was gonna be about straight women who act as beards for gay men.

 

~Boomer~

[AshburyGuy]

Is this making the rounds AGAIN?

 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/study-find-mens-beards-filled-poop/

[+ ArVaGuy]

https://www.queerty.com/theres-50-50-chance-scruffy-dude-just-woofd-poo-beard-study-finds-20180802

 

This “study” is full of shit.

[+ azdr0710]

That queerty dot com is running this story this week (three years after the hoax began) might be a commentary on that site's general reliability for any news. It's not an unpopular site.

[rvwnsd]

When I saw the thread title and before I clicked the link, I thought this was gonna be about straight women who act as beards for gay men.

 

~Boomer~

 

That's exactly what I thought!!!

 

That queerty dot com is running this story this week (three years after the hoax began) might be a commentary on that site's general reliability for any news....

[instudiocity]

I enjoyed learning that flushing a toilet can launch fecal matter into the air, sometimes up to 20 feet away with some commercial toilets.

 

I’ve become a 20 seconds handwasher since learning it. Oh, yeah, antibacterial soaps are only antibacterial if the soap is on your hands for 20 seconds or longer.

[Wolfer]

I enjoyed learning that flushing a toilet can launch fecal matter into the air, sometimes up to 20 feet away with some commercial toilets.

Why don't people just simply close the lid while they flush?

There's really no reason to stare down your poo being flushed away, is there?

[instudiocity]

Why don't people just simply close the lid while they flush?

There's really no reason to stare down your poo being flushed away, is there?

 

 

But commercial toilets don’t have lids.

[Wolfer]

But commercial toilets don’t have lids.

Ah yes, hadn't thought of that.

[azulpalido]

The snopes article doesn't reference the same study done by the "fragrance institute" or whatever the place sited in the new article (via queerty). I haven't evaluated the study for scientific rigor so I can't speak to it. That said, I did enjoy creating some click bait (just like the queerty article).

 

P.S. I've always thought beard hygiene was poor in most men.

[Mo Mason]

My beard isn't any more full of caca than anyone else's hair. I think we're all covered in some pretty nasty stuff. Other people's hair and dead skin cells is what always kinda grosses me out.

 

Dead skin cells. All over us. And we're breathing them into our lungs.

[+ ArVaGuy]

Your toothbrush is a hive of nasty bacteria.

 

https://www.onhealth.com/content/1/toothbrush_germs_facts

[rustyrex]

I love beards, just as long as they are clean. One guy rubbed his scruff on my back while he was on top of me.....OMG!!!! I had no idea it would feel so good to feel that sensation. I practically begged him to fuck me....

[bnm73]

I've not been a fan of beards ever since I got rug burn after a long make out session with my 1st beau when he decided to grow one. Once burned, twice shy.