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Only looked at the last couple of pages for what was most recent and my dick is bigger and nicer looking than any of these guys. I’m surprised there aren’t any really massive ones! Almost makes me want to come out of retirement to show you guys what a real man looks like 😉

Only looked at the last couple of pages for what was most recent and my dick is bigger and nicer looking than any of these guys. I’m surprised there aren’t any really massive ones! Almost makes me want to come out of retirement to show you guys what a real man looks like 😉

Only looked at the last couple of pages for what was most recent and my dick is bigger and nicer looking than any of these guys. I’m surprised there aren’t any really massive ones! Almost makes me want to come out of retirement to show you guys what a real man looks like 😉

Finally someone with brains.. Literally was the first thing that came to mind. 

Only looked at the last couple of pages for what was most recent and my dick is bigger and nicer looking than any of these guys. I’m surprised there aren’t any really massive ones! Almost makes me want to come out of retirement to show you guys what a real man looks like 😉

I was just being cheeky but that’s what some guys think. Otherwise it’s just an oversized clit

So I went on a date with him a long time ago at the end of 2012 so he’s either lying about his age and he’s 27 or he lied to me telling me he was 18 and was only 16 at the time. 😕 I really hope he’s lying on his profile. I was 23 at the time. But we basically fell for each other hard and then he moved to Florida to live with his dad. Guess he moved back to the city. 

Been there, done that, story of my life lol I quit so I could just be taken care of by one guy. It’s so much easier and less stressful now not having to worry about if I can eat the next week. And now I get to do the hiring! We’ve been living together for 4 years now. Has its ups and downs but I personally find it better to the alternative. Now I know I’m lucky and most guys would not be able/willing to do this sort of arrangement but it works for us! What can I say? I’m a materialistic bitch! The trips to Europe and my Tesla X are worth the sacrifice of me being poor and with the man of my dreams. Life is constantly changing so I know I’ll have that man someday. I don’t mind the wait. In the meantime I can go shopping and don’t have to look at the price. I can just get whatever I want. 

Been there, done that, story of my life lol I quit so I could just be taken care of by one guy. It’s so much easier and less stressful now not having to worry about if I can eat the next week. And now I get to do the hiring! We’ve been living together for 4 years now. Has its ups and downs but I personally find it better to the alternative. Now I know I’m lucky and most guys would not be able/willing to do this sort of arrangement but it works for us! What can I say? I’m a materialistic bitch! The trips to Europe and my Tesla X are worth the sacrifice of me being poor and with the man of my dreams. Life is constantly changing so I know I’ll have that man someday. I don’t mind the wait. In the meantime I can go shopping and don’t have to look at the price. I can just get whatever I want. 

I think you just don’t know how to read. Because I’m not backtracking on anything 

I worked from 2013-2016 Probably saw 2 guys a week, on average. Didn’t realize I was undercharging at 200. My dick is actually almost 10 inches long and one client told me I needed to start charging 300. So I did and it didn’t hurt my business! I’m guessing I met with about 100 men a year? 

You’re entitled to your opinion and that’s fine. But I know I’m in a much better position now than I was 5 years ago. My mental state is better. Physical state is better. Haven’t had an std in years! Used to have to go to the clinic a few times a year to get treated for chlamydia or get that shot in your ass for gonorrhea. And I would always felt disgusting for awhile afterwards and it definitely effected my mental health in a negative way. Now I have not had to deal with any of those issues in a long time. And to be clear, it’s not like I’m stuck in a cage. I have an apartment in Brooklyn and can leave anytime I want. I choose to be here. For me, it’s a better life. And I am attracted to him. He just turned 42 and you know that stereotypical saying, “Black don’t crack,” so he does look much younger and has very pretty features. We also have a lot of fun together. That’s one of the reasons why I think I’m lucky because we are probably one of the few pairs that have this arrangement and both equally enjoy it.

Well the last reviewer said that the pics are not accurate so …

I think you just don’t know how to read. Because I’m not backtracking on anything 

I would like to think I’m discerning 😀 Although I did give one guy the benefit of the doubt and he fooled me with fake pics. So now I’ve learned that I should do a video call to confirm their identity. Yes I would say my standards are high as well. I’m an attractive guy, only 32 but everyone still thinks I’m in my twenties. Just the other day my neighbor asked me if I was in college. I had to laugh and told her I was 32. She was just as surprised as I was when I heard her question lol so I can definitely go on some hookup app and easily find someone but they may not be exactly what I am looking for. I find that if I’m going to hire someone I should get exactly what I want. We should both be happy with the outcome, not just him getting paid and me being left disappointed. Now what turns me off is if they put pnp in their profile. Definitely won’t be meeting them. I know some guys don’t care but I also won’t meet someone without seeing a recent pic of their face and now I learned to just have a quick video chat. But some guys even want to charge for that but it’s seem like most are onboard to do a free quick one to prove they are who they say they are. Although one idiot proved that he was not who he said he was. I highly suspected he was not who he was pretending to be as this guy is sort of famous and is straight. But had to see for myself. Then the asshole tried to tell me he was that guy and that it was just bad lighting lol I couldn’t believe it. There are certainly lots of wackjobs on these sites trying to make a quick buck. I suggest you trust your gut. Never fails me. 

You’re entitled to your opinion and that’s fine. But I know I’m in a much better position now than I was 5 years ago. My mental state is better. Physical state is better. Haven’t had an std in years! Used to have to go to the clinic a few times a year to get treated for chlamydia or get that shot in your ass for gonorrhea. And I would always felt disgusting for awhile afterwards and it definitely effected my mental health in a negative way. Now I have not had to deal with any of those issues in a long time. And to be clear, it’s not like I’m stuck in a cage. I have an apartment in Brooklyn and can leave anytime I want. I choose to be here. For me, it’s a better life. And I am attracted to him. He just turned 42 and you know that stereotypical saying, “Black don’t crack,” so he does look much younger and has very pretty features. We also have a lot of fun together. That’s one of the reasons why I think I’m lucky because we are probably one of the few pairs that have this arrangement and both equally enjoy it.

Well seems like a lot of escorts are sex addicts so I’d be shocked if you didn’t see them on there among other sites like those for bareback only sex. Speaking from experience here! 

Sitting back on a couch with their hands behind their head and showing off their big muscles. So hot! Makes me want to drop to my knees, unbutton their pants and get to work! 

It was actually the last show I saw a couple of weeks before COVID shut Broadway down. Chicago with Erika Girardi. She wasn’t even trying! You could tell she was over it. Stayed throughout the whole thing. I was in the third row in the center orchestra. Our whole section did not stand up at the end but I was surprised to see about half the audience gave her a standing ovation. There were two really cute guys in the show that I wanted to stand up for lol I noticed one of them kept looking at me

Top only don’t want to bottom. I’ve only bottomed for two guys before. One it just hurt all the time and the other I was indifferent. Didn’t hurt but didn’t get pleasure from it either. But I’ll suck it if it’s almost as big, as big, or bigger than mine! Not into under 8 inches. Then I’ll just fuck them and they can jerk off their little dicks themselves lol 

REALLY don’t think he’s straight. And I’m even more confident that’s he’s not attracted to Britney! But if she thinks he’s hot and can get it whenever she wants from him, I say good for her! 

You’re entitled to your opinion and that’s fine. But I know I’m in a much better position now than I was 5 years ago. My mental state is better. Physical state is better. Haven’t had an std in years! Used to have to go to the clinic a few times a year to get treated for chlamydia or get that shot in your ass for gonorrhea. And I would always felt disgusting for awhile afterwards and it definitely effected my mental health in a negative way. Now I have not had to deal with any of those issues in a long time. And to be clear, it’s not like I’m stuck in a cage. I have an apartment in Brooklyn and can leave anytime I want. I choose to be here. For me, it’s a better life. And I am attracted to him. He just turned 42 and you know that stereotypical saying, “Black don’t crack,” so he does look much younger and has very pretty features. We also have a lot of fun together. That’s one of the reasons why I think I’m lucky because we are probably one of the few pairs that have this arrangement and both equally enjoy it.

@final_impact Yes he does thank you! 

In poll results from some years ago, this was voted the best joke in Europe at the time:
A man was telling a co-worker how his wife had gotten furious with him at breakfast that morning, and all over just a simple Freudian slip.
"I meant to say 'Please pass the butter,' " he said, "but instead it came out, 'You fat cow, you've ruined my life.' "