MysticMenace

...or not wearing...

Uhmmm...how do those "cups" stay on? Not that I'd want them to stay on for that long...but still, is it taped?

The more the merrier!

Interestingly enough...it did not look like the attempt, if it was true that Brandi did such a thing to try to get back on the show, actually worked. Rumor has it that Kathy Hilton and Crystal Kung Minkoff are joining the next season of RHOBH.

Me! Recently purchased a vibrating + thrusting one - not a bad purchase if I say so myself ?

You know what, I have never asked a masseur to do it, but now I just might ? . There is one provider where we would shower together during the last 20 minutes of our time so we can still get dirty while cleaning up.

Thanks! I will probably need to re-read the thread to figure out which resorts most forum members are planning to book. Carpools are fun, especially if we all do carpool karaoke (with masks on, of course)!

Potentially a stupid question, but a lot of my questions are - so, here we go. Does Palm Springs have Uber or are traveling folks planning to get rental cars? I don't know how close or far away these places are from each other or where folks tend to congregate (in a socially-distanced manner).

Love them! Although for a second there I thought this was a symbolism or subtext for your partner's nutter butter. Lol, nobody might get it, but it's pretty wild what's going on in my big head nowadays.

Love the show!

You would have been perfect at this place I lived in before. I lived right above a grocery store, so I never asked the cashiers to bag my stuff. I just take all my grocery items in my cart and take the elevator all the way up to my apartment. Lol.

Damn - wished that were true - coz you might have just been included in this thread.

Is this end-to-end testing? I am totally fine with being the subject for user acceptance testing - give me a list of what the provider is ended to do and have em do it to me integration testing - see how the provider works with other men within a group play scenario lol, geeked out a bit with this response, a really good response.

If I am not busy with reviewing 5-diamond hotels or Michelin star restaurants, I can certainly volunteer as the fluffer for your male models ?

This is the type of information I think I should have learned in high school, as the topic would have practical applications for me now. ?

He looks familiar. I believe he used to go by MarquesCA or something similar.

Nope, but the closest thing to it that I know of is below. width=986pxhttps://i.redd.it/fmmli3r7ku131.jpg[/img]

Would be more than happy to "train" my palate through a queue of amazing cuisine.

Question from a newbie here - could it potentially be related to blockage of the fecal kind? Had a humbling experience several months ago where I got too cocky attempting to take on a 10.5x8 dick because the previous 9x6.5 the weekend before felt good. Not only did it hurt like hell, but once he was in, he hit a snag past the second hole (and had no idea what that meant then), so I learned to clean through the second hole when I meet with a provider. If you do not think that is the reason, then I do not know.

Love that there's an RHOBH thread. Which side were you on: Lisa Vanderpump vs. The Rest (puppy gate) Denise Richards vs. The Rest (brandi gate)

If money was not a factor, what job or career would you have today or would have had then? For me, it's a combination of two things - Luxury hotel and resort reviewer (a la Ocean's Eleven, minus the bad stuff that happened to him) (Michelin) restaurant food reviewer / critic.

Popeye's 8-piece bucket, spicy, dark meat Korean BBQ