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One small bit of karma - one of them left his watch in the bathroom.  I'll sell it back to the bastard lol

One small bit of karma - one of them left his watch in the bathroom.  I'll sell it back to the bastard lol

As usual I let my little head do the thinking, and I regretted it with these two.   I was very clear as to what I was looking for in my RM exchange. All there in writing.
https://rent.men/JuanYJoseLatinos
On the positive side, I will say that they do indeed look like their pictures - they are gorgeous, with flawless bodies and while not as hung as they claim, nice equipment.
On the downside:
1. There was absolutely no foreplay. They were stripping down before we even got to the bedroom. They went right to the overture while I was warming up. 
2. There was little chemistry between them. I had to coach them with each move. 
3. As soon as things did start to warm up just a little, one of them refused to go further unless I increased the rate. I reluctantly agreed to a small increase given that I was just hoping to salvage something from my investment ("in for a penny..."). 
4. They each came in about 10 minutes. Or at least one of them did, the other I think just did some Joan Crawford-style overacting.  
5. They were out the door less than 30 minutes after they showed up, and that timing included showers for both. 
6. They were not even out of the building before they blocked me on RM so I cannot leave a bad review. 
Feel free to message me with questions.  Stay away from these two. Bitter lesson learned. 
 
 
 

One small bit of karma - one of them left his watch in the bathroom.  I'll sell it back to the bastard lol

One small bit of karma - one of them left his watch in the bathroom.  I'll sell it back to the bastard lol

One small bit of karma - one of them left his watch in the bathroom.  I'll sell it back to the bastard lol

I tried a threesome once with two guys I found.  They had no chemistry that day and it was a lackluster time.
They since worked it out and have done two OF videos together.  Without me of course.
I think you need an established couple for it to have a chance for it to work out.

The second guy was happy to head out (with his $$) and I was happy to show him the door. 
I guess I naively hope that if I find two guys to be attractive, they will be turned on by each other and there will be some of that "first time" magic spark.  Sometimes it works, but it is a risk. 
Definitely going to see #1 again.  He's just a sexed-up guy who was really into it.  : ) 

That sucks that your 3 some was a bust. At least you got some decent enjoyment from stud #1. Did you need to call the coroner to ditch #2?
When I’ve done 3 ways on the road it’s with partnered guys. Never had an issue with energy level or feeling like a 3rd wheel.

I recently took a gamble and tried to create a little 3-way magic in a center city Philly hotel.  The good news was that I first met this guy:
 
https://rentmen.eu/Fantasyboyx
 Well hung, fully verse, sexy body, interactive, friendly, and VERY into pleasing the customer. Could not recommend more highly. 
Then our 3rd showed up...late. 
https://rentmen.eu/bbboywonder
He was gorgeous, but about as interactive as a slug. To the extent he did anything, it was at my explicit direction, and mostly with the other escort. Mostly he lay on the bed and checked his phone.  As soon as he came, he started putting his clothes on.
His RM profile just went inactive. I hope that means he is finding another line of work. 

I did.  I was looking for another verse, but his partners are all hung tops. I am going to sample that someday, but I need to work up to it : ) 

But he alone is great. Top notch. 

I recently took a gamble and tried to create a little 3-way magic in a center city Philly hotel.  The good news was that I first met this guy:
 
https://rentmen.eu/Fantasyboyx
 Well hung, fully verse, sexy body, interactive, friendly, and VERY into pleasing the customer. Could not recommend more highly. 
Then our 3rd showed up...late. 
https://rentmen.eu/bbboywonder
He was gorgeous, but about as interactive as a slug. To the extent he did anything, it was at my explicit direction, and mostly with the other escort. Mostly he lay on the bed and checked his phone.  As soon as he came, he started putting his clothes on.
His RM profile just went inactive. I hope that means he is finding another line of work. 

I recently took a gamble and tried to create a little 3-way magic in a center city Philly hotel.  The good news was that I first met this guy:
 
https://rentmen.eu/Fantasyboyx
 Well hung, fully verse, sexy body, interactive, friendly, and VERY into pleasing the customer. Could not recommend more highly. 
Then our 3rd showed up...late. 
https://rentmen.eu/bbboywonder
He was gorgeous, but about as interactive as a slug. To the extent he did anything, it was at my explicit direction, and mostly with the other escort. Mostly he lay on the bed and checked his phone.  As soon as he came, he started putting his clothes on.
His RM profile just went inactive. I hope that means he is finding another line of work. 

According to his ad he’s been on since Feb 2022. So he’s relatively new.
Here’s the thing… this forum as great a service as it is, not every escort will be mentioned or talked about being seen. It’s a small microcosm in the escorting world. There are people posting on it all the time about how they just discovered the site. Furthermore, if you’re waiting for more reviews on rm site to gauge whether he’ll be a good choice… well rm changed their reviews policy and you can only leave reviews if you’re a paid member and have contacted the provider through the system. Those facts alone cut out a lot of potential new reviews.
With all that being said, if you’re interested you’ll have to decide if you will take a chance on this relatively new guy.
As a frame of reference, in the last 2 years of all the escorts I’ve met (who I haven’t previously met) only one was well known and had multiple reviews on rm. The rest were relatively new guys with little to no reviews. All have been good to outstanding hires except for the well known multiple review guy who was just meh.
Sometimes you gotta just take a chance with the unknown.

That is perfect. The term "starfish" should be entered in the official hooboy dictionary!

That is perfect. The term "starfish" should be entered in the official hooboy dictionary!

I call them “starfish”. They are very pretty to look at, but then they just lay there and expect me to do all the work!! 😋

I have a bad habit of hiring guys who are beautiful and sexy but do the bare minimum required to get their fee. 
 
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Last time I was traveling, I went through the Mintboys ads for my host city and must have texted 20 guys making inquiries.  Maybe three got back to me -- one admitted he didn't live locally, and the other two wanted me to Venmo their fees in advance.  Uhm, no. 

I travel to Philly often for work, and the scene there is frustrating to say the least. Few respond to texts or IMs, there are a ton of scammers, and several with pics dating from the previous century. I could write a book about all the negatives, but here is one shining star -
 
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RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Philadelphia, PA - Jeffbraza: Jeffb 🇧🇷  
Sexy, friendly, fully verse, nicely hung, and very affectionate. I'll be seeing him again.  PM me for details. 

I travel to Philly often for work, and the scene there is frustrating to say the least. Few respond to texts or IMs, there are a ton of scammers, and several with pics dating from the previous century. I could write a book about all the negatives, but here is one shining star -
 
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RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Philadelphia, PA - Jeffbraza: Jeffb 🇧🇷  
Sexy, friendly, fully verse, nicely hung, and very affectionate. I'll be seeing him again.  PM me for details. 

I’m on MintBoys. A client hired me from there yesterday, for companionship escort services. We hung out (in swimsuits) in the pool at his apartment complex with a mixed crowd of straight people. We had a great conversation and checked out guys together. Had a great time, he loved it. Others have hired me on there before, but very few leads. The ad is free unless you pay for a premium ad placement at the top.
I would try premium, but MintBoys ONLY ACCEPTS BITCOIN as payment for premium placement. They don’t accept fiat currency. No credit cards, nothing. Unless you’re willing to manage bitcoin holdings (I’m not), report your crypto holdings to the IRS (I’m not), and you’re ok with the extreme volatility of bitcoin (I’m not), then you are out of luck. This practically forces people to only put free ads on there. Or be the type of person that uses crypto currencies. I love real money, thank you.
Free ads, by and large, means a lower caliber provider base. If it costs you nothing, you don’t take it very seriously and don’t put much effort into managing or updating it, which leads to many of the guys on there being the more unprofessional types. I confess I don’t spend much time managing mine.
Some of my clients commented that they would never hire off MB because it looks like a bunch of “thugs”. I take this to be coded racist language. While it’s true there are many more black and brown people advertising, they vary in their presentation, profile content, and professionalism. The majority (of any race, white included) tend to present themselves in a way I consider less professional…
….Selfies, flashing a middle finger, blowing smoke into the camera, low quality photos, extremely manipulated or filtered photos, poor writing in the ad, drug references, scowling expressions, stuff like that. Overall they don’t look as good as the providers advertising on RentMen or RentMasseur IMO.
MB has no engagement built in. That’s why ads are old or outdated. Post it and forget it. As a provider, you don’t know metrics of how many views you get, you can’t see who viewed you, there’s no messaging system, no review system, no travel dates system, no other content providers can post like a blog or anything else longer than a short description and a phone number. Compared to RM, it’s like the yellow pages before we had the internet. Yes, I am that old! I’ve also used a Thomas guide more than a few times in my early driving career. I digress…
Before you dismiss MB completely, remember some providers on there are real and active and current. MB is one more way for me to introduce myself. RentMasseur generates many more leads, but if over a year I got even one client spending several hundreds of dollars for one session (and I did just yesterday), it still makes sense for me to advertise there. They’re not all bad.

Last time I was traveling, I went through the Mintboys ads for my host city and must have texted 20 guys making inquiries.  Maybe three got back to me -- one admitted he didn't live locally, and the other two wanted me to Venmo their fees in advance.  Uhm, no. 

A missed landing i see

Right.  Being in NY, there is always someone ready to respond. But when I travel to most other cities, you got to line up your ducks well in advance. There's a limited choice to begin with, and most guys are not just sitting around waiting for someone to call.