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I think I'm going to go hurt myself some more .... WOOF

What NYClocker actually wrote was 55 feet . I don't whether that was intend or not; so your example orifice would be roughly 5 to 8 feet also.

QTR must think I'm stalking her since we like so many of the same things. But I do, honest ... and even though it brought smiles to my face and I'm not being critical, I did hear this one when I was in high school, c. 1967:

Wouldn't that merely be getting people to brag about the size of their home television? I did see porn in a "Movie Theater" that only played gay porn in the Castro district, so if that doesn't count, a mere 42" Sony LED flatscreen. Of course, somebody might own a digital projector for their amusement . . . . they're not *that* expensive these days. (and to quash making people skeptical of my claims of not affording to hire, the Sony TV was gotten as a last-year-model on sale from bhphotovideo after the 25" XBR died after 15 years of service).

There's a yellow cab app. When I get a smart phone I will definitely consider using it.

At the risk of dampening the humor, I was astonished to find out that the classical guitar students at the local state university at which I'm pursing a post-bac degree in music, actually do put a spot of vaseline on the top of their instruments (which can be a few kilo-$) and dab the fretting fingers in it to eliminate squeaks . . .

I'm going to go out on a limb and claim that most of the eyeglasses represented here are just props. If you look at #8, however, he really is wearing significant nearsighted-correct lenses because it distorts the edge of his face - it jumps inward while viewed through the glasses. #18 and #22 might be. #27 is wearing reading glasses because the contour of his face jumps outwards (magnifiers, and noticeably so). I used to wear about 8 diopter lenses, and then my left eye got significantly worse - up to about 11 (including astigmatism) due to cataracts. I thought wearing the glasses I had to were not flattering at all ... last summer I had cataract surgery and now only have to wear glasses while driving, or carving oboe reeds.

In another thread Rudynate wrote: which suddenly reminded me of one other book read during the past decade. Being an oboe player myself, I instantly identified just about every one of the colleagues she mentioned by first name.

I tend to be functionally illiterate (English and History being my worst subjects in school), but maybe some members might find some amusement in the mere handful of books I've read in the past dozen years or so (or longer) - just for fun. Being somewhat obsessive compulsive, once I start reading it's difficult for me to stop. When I was a graduate student (in math, lo these 40 years ago), one evening I started reading The Cancer Ward by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, and I didn't stop until I had finished it, about 6am the next morning. I read the first five of the Harry Potter series, but had to stop about half-way through the fifth one. It was so unremittingly bleak that I just couldn't finish it. I also read Wicked on the recommendation of a friend (in 2 sittings). The last time I read anything non-technical for fun, was returning from a business trip from D.C which had a 3 hour layover in Philadephia; in one of newsstands/mini-bookstores a little tome called out to me from the shelf - another book that the same friend alluded to above had mentioned titled Interesting Times by Terry Pratchet. It cause me to burst out laughing many times, causing fellow passengers to wonder just what I had been reading. I finished the novel just as the plane touched down in San Francisco (perfect timing!). some of what was so funny were no-to-veiled references to other Novels. I'm sure I missed most, but did catch a reference to Shogun by James Clavell (which I had read so long ago, I've forgotten when). A British fellow was seated across the aisle; I asked him if he had ever heard of Pratchett. He had not, so I just handed him the book and wished him well with it.

Back in the day, there was a print porn magazine called "Chiron Rising" which featured guys in the 65-85 year old age range. The photographer who photographed me for a spread many (many) years ago volunteered his efforts for it, and according to him, it *did* sell.

I have a bridge painted international orange I'd like to sell you . . .

Now you've made me need to go hurt myself some more . . .

Make that 3 lost souls . . .

Any clues to who #2 is?

I wouldn't toss a single one of bed for eating crackers! Because of shared geekness, Kurtis is the one I would most like to meet in real life and likely on looks as well; Shawn is a close second.

Having never met him, the pictures I've seen of Ace remind me of the subject in #1. From the alpha to the omega, anybody recognize the model or location in #19?

<curmudgeon> <dungeon monitor> Every lecture-demo I've attended on "'lectro" has been insistent on not passing current through the chest, as a not implausible way to stop the bottom's heart. passing current through a *nipple* is OK, but make sure that the two nipples are isolated from each other. DON'T TRY WHATS IN THE PICTURE AT HOME, KIDS. </dungeon monitor> </curmudgeon>

Did I ever tell my favorite "kids" joke? Q: What does a 400 lb canary say? A: (In your slowest, most menacing, deepest bass voice) Here, Kittty, Kitty, -H- -E- -R- -E - - -K- - - -I- - - -T- - - -T- - - -Y- - ! [i had to use dashes instead of spaces in the last two words to spread it out, since the forum software seems to suppress multiple spaces.... anybody have any clues about entering unpadable spaces?

A long time ago I went to a "motorcycle run" held on the other shore of lake michigan put on by a chicago BSDM club. (the name of the run is the word the often follows Raging, and is a synonym for conflagration, beginning with I and ending with o). There was a lecture demo on sounding, and they did have an autoclave on site. The times I've had to have a swab up my dick for tests for STD's, I enjoyed the discomfort. I really want to experience it, enhanced with (reasonable) electrical stimlation

He meets the Unicorn standard - Dark Hair, Blue Eyes, Built, young . . .

We don't object when images of hot guys get an encore. I think this one is worthy of another round of applause . . .

#21 certainly meets the Unicorn standard: dark hair - blue eyes - chiselled body & youngish face

My vote is for a trim beard - not too bushy. (as in the rg-mar 81 pic and meninwallpapers.blogspot pic. I'd certainly want to do him even with just the scruff in the first pic, but likely not entirely clean shaven.

6,12, & 19 are quite to my liking!

We'll have to agree to civilly disagree; younger - possibly, better - definitely not in my book.