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That's disgusting. Allegedly.

Was this a promotion for Gay Pride Month, and why didn't Target have it?

If she gives you a cup of coffee after that, don't drink it.

Also, to avoid spooking the prey, you should remain fully clothed throughout the conversation.

Yelling Fire! two weeks after ignition is unhelpful as well as unbelievable. If you wait practically any time in claiming rape, when evidence is fresh and memories clearer, you have only yourself to blame for later not being believed. And if the accused is rich, or famous, or nominated to the Supreme Court, your belated cries are even more to be suspected. What did you imagine a jury would do?

It had never occurred to me that any adult in an industrialized Western nation would not know about My Fair Lady. I am, however, apparently mistaken. But if I weren't, wouldn't it be loverly?

I stand corrected about and impressed with RM; that was exceptional service. Thanks for the update.

My new niche fetish is the left nipple of a handsome man. Oh-la-la!

A feature on RM that didn't work right? Who'd thought?

Talk about mixed signals. Is this the first time his behavior even approached the train wreck of a night you described at the beginning? If so, we all make mistakes, some of them big ones that we certainly wouldn't want to repeat or be remembered for. I'm a sucker for hard luck stories and puppy dog eyes on a handsome young man, so I'd tend to give him another chance, knowing -and letting him know- the next strike is an out. You must still feel something for the boy, too, saying he's super nice and giving him $100 more than he -eventually- asked for. I suspect he feels awful about his actions, or what little he may be able to remember of them. The wounds are too fresh and the memories too recent to lend to making sound judgements. I'd hate for either of you to miss out on each other's company over a one-time indiscretion that would likely never come again. Give it some time and burn no bridges until both the wounds and the memories have faded a bit.

So, we have a solution here?

What, praytell, is he about to demonstrate, and how did he word the invitation to get that audience?

He's gotta have Lube in there somewhere!

OMG! I feel buttons being pushed in all the right places. Wanna ride, Tex?

Very handsome young man!

But they do look caliente!

I would have responded sooner, but your imagery put ideas in my head that I had to take care of. Thank you.

At 74, I am happy to say I have a very healthy libido; I can be aroused by the crack of dawn. I go out for drinks several times a week, and the handsome waiters, bartenders, and barbacks I see keep putting thoughts in my head; both of them! Although not always a daily occurrence, sometimes it is several days in a row, and rarely more than three days between sessions.

In the 1960 campaign for President, Democratic pranksters made buttons purporting to support Nixon but intended for the opposite effect. They read - You Can't Lick Our Dick! Is this a great country or what?

Also an excellent choice, and it and Laphroaig are neighbors on Islay. A little farther down the road is Ardbeg, another delightful peaty, smoking elixir.

I wouldn't mind there being no wine as long as you have my Laphroaig. I am neither difficult nor demanding and am quite easily satisfied with the very best. -Winston Churchill

Manhattan NYC or Manhattan, Kansas?

OMG! He is so hot, he's literally smoking!

Officer, I'm pretty sure I was speeding earlier, and when I saw you, I just had this urge to turn myself over -uh, I mean in.

Considering the mileage it has likely run up over the years, it is indeed in very good shape and quite beautiful; a true testament to his care and treatment of it. The rest of him ain't bad, either.