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Are you sure Julie Andrews wasn't there trying that old trick from Victor/Victoria, but the cockroach once again escaped from her purse instead of landing in her salad?

I was having a difficult enough time with talk of cockroaches and oozing STD-sores. Then someone has to bring Charo into the picture! Check, please!

I know the one I'd eat but first he'll have to move the box of donuts.

Foreplay to a cavity search?

For me, it's a case of "been there, done that." I've needed help a few times and bystanders have always come to my aid, for which I am hugely grateful. So, having been benefitted by the kindness of strangers, I instinctively feel an obligation to assist others when presented with the occasion. However, I try also to be aware of my limitations and recognize that having an older and out-of-shape man come to the rescue can sometimes only serve to increase the casualty count. So, some cautious reserve is warranted. However, I would always stop to at least add moral support and summon more able assistance as needed. Glad you're ok, and may I say, "Bad dog!" Glad she's ok, too.

If they ask "Why? You going to sniff it or lick it?" I respond. "Yes."

Yes, and for that reason I hesitated before my post. But as the esteemed Mister Hexum had not favored us with his input, I felt compelled to fill the gap. It reminds me of that time back in St. Olaf - or picture it - Sicily, 1920. But I digress.

Well, hell! There goes that spare time I thought I'd set aside.

The fact he wants to see you again may mean he enjoyed your company the first time and would like to repeat the experience, or it may mean he liked the money and would like more. And these two are not mutually exclusive; both can be true. You need to recognize that you are in a vulnerable state and ensure you do not become a cautionary tale for others similarly situated. If you don't think you can separate your romantic attachment from his pleasure-is-my-business reality, don't risk it. But such connections are somewhat uncommon, and it would be a shame to deny yourself the experience. So, find a way to get a firmer grip on your fantasy and emotions and enjoy this man's obviously evident charms on a more realistic basis with realistic expectations. That said ... more easily said than done. Best wishes (and with maybe a little envy 😉)

As Blanche Devereaux has said, "The only way to get over a man is to get under another one."

I always thought it meant something else, but apparently in these stores "DVD" means "Dig Very Deep."

I threw up in my mouth.

Hate the tats, Love the cheekbones!!! Very handsome boy. Would love to see video of him being gang-banged in prison while having those nipples viciously twisted. OH! Sorry. Did I type that out loud?

It took a moment for me to realize all the grunting and moaning was coming from the video and not me. Anyone have a spare cigarette?

Sorry for the delay in responding but just saw this. And, Oh yes! Big change in color perception for my first surgery. The cataract in that eye was so thick the doctor said he couldn't see through it before the surgery. During the surgery, once the old lens was removed, there was an explosion of colors, but it was like looking through a windshield in a rainstorm because the eye was watering so much from the trauma induced by the surgery. Don't remember specifics on this point from the second surgery so I'd have to say unremarkable, which is a good thing; no horror stories to report. The only post-op sex-related limitations I recall were due to a slight sprain in my right wrist.😉

The mystery evaporated for me when I read how the story began.

I'd blow that horn!

Simply brilliant!

Wish I could meet this beauty on the street at a time when he needed some extra cash.

I think Mr. Hat is half-a-cup away from a blowjob from Mr. Smiley Looker.

That is a very impressive chest and a gorgeously handsome face. However ,,, I doubt the photo's authenticity and smell more than a whiff of AI. The face belongs to Alex Sampson, a former contestant on America's Got Talent, and who does indeed have a nice body, and I'd pay good money for an up-close-and-personal look/lick at it. But his chest was not to the level of the one pictured here, not that he couldn't have acquired it in the meantime. However No. 2, Alex's chest tattoo is a traditional Canadian maple leaf with the inscription True North, Strong and Free. So, unless he's had the tat reworked to conceal his pride of place, I doubt the photo is genuine. And the fact I know all this has now made me realize that I may have way too much free time on my hands.

OMG! Took my breath away! Stunning!

Does this mean the new generation is polysyllabically challenged? How inconsolably disconsolate. Or as they might grunt, Sad.

Don't bother to wrap him, Santa. I'll eat him here! OMG! The life this beautiful boy could have, if he wants it! I hope he likes getting stared at.

A criminal complaint against a person, even if the complainant says he witnessed or participated in the criminal act with you, remains only an unsubstantiated allegation. Without corroboration or supporting evidence, it is meaningless. If I knew your real name and location, and even though we've never met, I could claim to have met you last week in that town and that you paid me $1000 cash for a night of sex. Is there proof of you renting the room? Is there proof of a withdrawal large enough to support the claim? Did anyone see us together? Do I have some cash with your fingerprints on it and can I prove I didn't steal it or pick it up after I saw you drop it? Or is this just someone with a grudge against you trying to cause you problems? The law requires proof to support the allegation. Otherwise, it just hot air and a waste of time for the police and prosecutors, and they know it even if they believe the allegation. It's not about what's known, it's about what can be proved. Don't fret over it.