Kevin Slater

I forget, is a real phone number associated with ether one? If not, contacting me on one of these services would be the same as calling from a blocked number, which a hundred times out of a hundred means he's just jacking off and wasting my time. Kevin Slater

Oh, this brings up a good point: since the topic of older refurbished phones has come up, don't buy a phone with only 16 gig of memory. The operating system would consume virtually all of that, leaving no room for anything else. Get at least 32. Since you say you won't be using the phone for much, that should cover it. Obviously, the more memory, the more room for videos, music, apps, etc., should you ever venture into that stuff. Kevin Slater

Monday's. Kevin Slater

This exact post is a clue in today's NYT crossword. Kevin Slater

Oh, and Apple has discontinued the SE. (Nothing wrong with it, they're just making room for pricier models.) Some individual Apple stores may still have some stock, and apparently your carrier does, but time may be of the essence if you chose to go the SE route, or you may need to buy a used one through Gazelle or the like. Kevin Slater

Sounds like you're on top of it. iPhone SE should meet your needs well, and like Busted says, you are already familiar with the interface. Plus, therte's an advantage to being on the same platform as everybody else; you can always ask the guy next to you how to do anything on an iPhone. Kevin Slater

Worked with him a few times. Good guy. Kevin Slater

The one in Toronto is better, it being an International House of Pancakes. Kevin Slater

I moved away some 13 years ago, so surely things may have changed, but I used to LOVE Ella's in Presidio Heights. I seem to recall it changing hands just as I was moving, so who knows. But everything they served was made on premises except for the jam and ketchup. We did brunch there most weekends, and watching them make the bread as we ate was fun. Kevin Slater

In the states, it seems to be roses. Kevin Slater

Sounds like midnight isn't the only thing that's stroking. Kevin Slater

I suspect that if you kept the conversation going, pretty soon it'd turn out that he was 16. Or maybe 14. 12? And by that time the jacker off on the other end will have shot his wad and he'd leave you alone for a few weeks til some other fantasy alter ego of his would hit you up. Kevin Slater

Has anyone ever addressed this oral hygiene fixation with you? Kevin Slater

LOVED season 1. Haven't started season 2 yet. Kevin Slater

Uh, I think you might have it backwards there. Kevin Slater

No, you need to add some additional details, like "John with the really big dick". Kevin Slater

His face? Kevin Slater

From a recent NY Times crossword: Result of accidentally throwing a Frisbee into a campground: discontent Prosecutor who's sympathetic to the defendants in a with trial: propaganda Former supporter of seabirds: externally Spray the monarch to keep him cool: mistaking Bridle strap utilized only on sidewalk surfaces: reinforcement What a dog groomer might charge: perpetrate Result of wearing a fedora at the beach: manhattan Kevin Slater

From the NYT crossword puzzle a while back: A place where opposites don't attract? Answer: gay bar. I thought it was cute. Kevin Slater

The number of questions, calls, texts beforehand are inversely proportional to the likelihood of them ever booking. I answer the first few, but when he hits me back with another slew of questions (is my right testicle larger than my left...) or tries to initiate phone sex, I tell him I'll need a small deposit to keep this conversation going. Most often that ends the conversation, but he was never going to book in the first place. Inevitably, the jacker off moves to the next guy down on rentmen and starts the process all over again and has never actually paid an escort in his life. I could spend untold hours jacking these guys off over the phone and perhaps get one single booking out of it, but that's not a productive use of my time. Kevin Slater

I think that would be a bottle of Kwell. Kevin Slater

I've been escorting 16 years now. It's always been sole support. I think that's the Crisco anniversary, btw. Kevin Slater

What you want to do is get the iPhone Xcort. It'll claim to be thicker than it is. Kevin Slater

Judge much? Kevin Slater

Fuck wishing I could sing. I wish I still used a hairbrush. Kevin Slater