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Perhaps he gives the massage on a tandem bicycle, with the client in front? 🤣

I’ve performed in loads of massage movies but this one is one of my favourites. 
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62e0eaecf3ba8#1
 

This guys has some serious skills!  
https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/1159082/massage-erotic-full-version-athlete-xl/
 

Try inserting just the "tip" into the search bar.
Sometimes when it's too big, it can be difficult.  Inserting just the tip always works with me!  You can insert more later 😉

A moose walks on your back.  After that, you won't ever need a massage again, hehe.

I validate your points here. Some clients have particular preferences, but most of them don’t. My suggestion: take the initiative to tell your masseur about your preferences upfront. If not in your booking process then shortly after you arrive. The pros will adjust on a dime, at least for any item over which they have control. We can’t read your mind though. Communicate. Don’t like my music? Just say so and I’ll change it!
Aside on lighting. I have two skylights in my studio. I have no option to dim the light from those during the day. I otherwise have only dim mood lighting and I turn on my dimmable recessed ceiling lights to a medium to low level before the massage to make it easy to see and move around, dress/undress and again after the client has had a chance to slowly adjust after their massage. I keep the dimmable lights off during the massage, leaving only a couple table lamps with dark color shades and mood lights. It’s particularly nice at night.
In my experience, the vast majority of clients don’t like making a lot of decisions upon arrival. When I ask too many questions, they tend to get annoyed, antsy, or indecisive. A lot of them have NO preference for any of the items I might mention. They enjoy some brief small talk to connect as they undress and then quickly want to get on the table and feel totally relaxed and ready to enjoy some good therapy. Sometimes I slow them down with a big hug first. I could ask a dozen questions like:
Which room scent do you prefer?
How much pressure?
How much light?
What music do you enjoy?
How is the volume level?
Can I adjust the headrest for you?
Would you like a bolster?
How about a pillow?
Would you like me to be more conversational, or quiet?
Do you have any injuries, sensitivities, or areas you want me to avoid?
Are you ok with your feet being massaged? What about your head? (These are the most common requests to avoid on the body)
Blah, blah, blah…but I don’t. The inquisition could go on and on. And you know what? The default preselected options I already provide for all these items works really well for 95% of everyone seeing me. They either like it as-is, or have no preference anyway. So I just saved some time and client frustration for the 95% by preselecting everything. I don’t even have to ask. The other 5% who have very particular preferences tell me at the beginning, or somewhere along the way, and I adjust. Sometimes it’s after the fact and I just shake my head and say they should have said something. Then I add it to my notes so I will have everything adjusted ahead of time for their next visit.
Much of my approach is about reading the client along the way. For example, if the client seems uncomfortable with the headrest, I will ask about it and offer to adjust. The client sniffles repeatedly, so I offer tissues which I keep close right under the table plus a small trash can. The client responds physically to my pressure in a way that prompts me to ask if the pressure is ok. The client is sensitive when I touch around his underarms or feet or whatever so I ask if he wants me to avoid it. I ask if it’s ok to touch them in an erotic way. I notice a limited range of motion when I bend the knee and ask if it’s ok to continue. I notice the client goes quiet so I stop asking him questions and chatting. The client expresses pleasure when I touch him in a certain way, or a certain area; verbally, with their breath intensity and pace, moans, and the like. Conversely the client winces or tenses up and I ask them about it to make sure they are comfortable and see what I need to change, if anything. I could go on…
Basically I read my clients to prompt my questions and maybe that leads to one or two questions rather than a dozen for every client every time before we start. It saves us both time and energy up top. I like to ask just two general questions of every client:
1) Is there anything about your body I should know before we start?
2) (about 10 mins into the session) How is everything feeling?
The rest comes up by reading the client. 

Yes this is highly regulated. The Association for Sexwork Knowledge (ASK) has a pamphlet that stipulates the exact content of an erotic massage.
The pamphlet describes that all erotic massages must include at least 3 touches of the client’s genitals (and the final or 3rd touch has to keep hold until the client climaxes or the time runs out). A minimum of one nipple must be tweaked and at least one ball gently cupped or caressed. If the client has a non standard number of nipples or balls the masseur has to ensure that 50% of the total ball / nipples available have to be touched. 
Clients with a preference for bum work should indicate this either verbally or by parting their legs wider than table width. If the client does this then the pamphlet requires that the masseur insert a lubed finger (spit acceptable if no lube is available) past the first knuckle. 
The pamphlet is called Hire for Intimate Massage. In short it’s the ASK HIM document 😉

 

The OP stated that he would be in Oradell on Monday, so I took it for granted that he would have a car, but it sounded like he wanted a local option there that day, and people unfamiliar with the area might not know that North Bergen isn't in Bergen County (in fact, it's south of Bergen County). The recommendations for providers in North Bergen probably are his best options, but they are 35-45 minutes drive from Oradell even for someone who knows the best routes.  He didn't indicate any reason for mentioning Kearny in the title.

No HE by a handsome guy which seems to be the most important thing for "massage" clients....
 

I met him. Nice enough. A little quiet.  Massage seemed very mechanical. Wouldn't recommend. 😆😆

I have at least 5 different ads, plus my website, plus a couple of profiles on apps. If I listed them all, my signature would be unbearably long and convoluted. I list my website and my most popular ad here, which is plenty, I think.
Massage therapists advertising exclusively on MF are way more likely to be therapeutic only. Some, like me, advertise the whole gamut of services elsewhere. A few of the therapeutic only guys on MF treat it like paid Grindr where they only go further with a select cadre of clients they are into. I don’t. I match the service to what the client wants. Sometimes they find me on MF and request full service, and some of my RM clients just come for basic service. Or visa versa. Just depends on the client moreso than the platform.
MasseurFinder is a racket. $105/mo and it yields poor return on investment, but a few good, high quality clients. RentMasseur is the opposite, $40/mo and an excellent ROI. I get a range of clients from each, plus more from all the other ads. In aggregate, all the platforms are worth it to me. 
I get all kinds of requests from all of my ads. Erotic from RM, therapeutic from MF, and the opposite. Oftentimes I don’t know how a client found me unless I go out of my way to ask, or they mention a special that I advertise on only one ad. Oftentimes the client is uncomfortable asking for what they really want. I do it all, from full service escort work to clothed, professional therapeutic only massage. Most of my clients fall on a spectrum in between those two ends. I’ve yet to have a complaint about me answering the door naked. Very few are wanting the prudish end of the spectrum, but I have great therapeutic skills, and my clients find value in that aspect and keep coming back to enjoy the value-added erotic aspects. I deliver whatever my clients need. I just wish more would be upfront about their wants and needs.
My base massage rates include erotic elements (if the client wants them) for the same price as a strictly therapeutic massage. Not everyone on MF is this way. I would expect it to be more universal on RM, but it’s not always the case either. I think of my service as a value-added proposition. Clients who want much more than massage can hire me for that. All they have to do is ask, and I’ll quote it. The benefit with me is you get an excellent massage no matter what. Unless you just want escort services, which is fine too!

It’s late. We need pizza!

Like the butt on this guy getting massaged 
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