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Con lugar. “With place.” They have a place.

Personal trainer, to me: What admirable work ethic.
 
Me: Well, I am a Protestant.
 
Pretty sure it went over his head.

Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
 
Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.

If one good deed in all my life I did, I do repent it from my very soul.

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Apropos of the being-brave-behind-a-screen: one of my professors astutely pointed out — I say astutely, though it seems obvious when said aloud — that people are more apt to be “mean” if they don’t have to witness in person the effects that their words have on others.

Apropos of the being-brave-behind-a-screen: one of my professors astutely pointed out — I say astutely, though it seems obvious when said aloud — that people are more apt to be “mean” if they don’t have to witness in person the effects that their words have on others.

"People can be such hypocrites when it comes to porn. They shun it and condemn it, they look down on anyone connected to the industry, and then they go home and masturbate to it. It drives me crazy."


~ Howard Roffman
 
There is a very nice piece about him in the MetroSource Magazine which you can pick up on the gay magazine racks or read on line at the link. You'll be glad you did.

There’s a legal concept referred to as “adverse possession”: people have the right to continue living in your home for a while after you formally kick them out — even if they’re not on the lease, even if they’ve never paid for it — and I think definitely if they have mail delivered there. Regrettably, there’s no proviso about syphilis exposure attached. At any rate, I’d venture that the vast majority of people don’t even know about it. Hope that he doesn’t. Don’t mention it for whatever reason.
 
And you may want to have a friend (read: witness) with you when you give him the boot. Perhaps somehow put it in writing too.

@tassojunior those screenshots explicitly referring to Asians are from a long time ago; I think when I was still a teen was when that Grindr interface was still extant. That’s not to say that some profiles aren’t still like that, but either more people have developed an attraction to Asians or they’ve adapted to the zeitgeist by at least omitting their aversion to them in their Grindr profiles.

“I would love to be gay. I’ll tell you why — because I’m a man’s man. I like men, men like me, we like each other. I hate women, women hate me, we hate each other. The only reason I couldn’t be gay is, because I could never fuck a man. Because I could never fuck something that I respect.” -Jim Jefferies

There’s a legal concept referred to as “adverse possession”: people have the right to continue living in your home for a while after you formally kick them out — even if they’re not on the lease, even if they’ve never paid for it — and I think definitely if they have mail delivered there. Regrettably, there’s no proviso about syphilis exposure attached. At any rate, I’d venture that the vast majority of people don’t even know about it. Hope that he doesn’t. Don’t mention it for whatever reason.
 
And you may want to have a friend (read: witness) with you when you give him the boot. Perhaps somehow put it in writing too.

“God is dead.” -Nietzsche, 1883
 
“Nietzsche is dead.” -God, 1900

“God is dead.” -Nietzsche, 1883
 
“Nietzsche is dead.” -God, 1900

Con lugar. “With place.” They have a place.

Con lugar. “With place.” They have a place.

It is absolutely a query that should be posed over cocktails...

*There’s a knock on my door*
 
Me (opens it): Hi.
Solicitor: Hello, do you have a few minutes to spare?
Me: Sorry, I’m tired. I work late (lie... well sometimes ) and wasn’t very happy when I was woken up last time.
Solicitor: Oh, well, with our offer you may not have to work again.
Me (awkwardly): Then why are you at my door working?
Solicitor (foolish smile falters, looks slightly dumbfounded): Okay, we will try tomorrow.
Me: I’m not interested. But thank you.
Solicitor: We can come back tomorrow.
Me: Please don’t.
Solicitor: Perhaps you will change your mind tomorrow.
Me (curtly): Have a good day.
 
To guys who solicit door-to-door for a living: Don’t be this person!