SlimJim

fuck yes, ditto on #1 ! Even better with two or more guys watching porn, smoking, talking to other people on their phones, talking to each other - totally ignoring me, getting hard watching something else, as I work on serving all of them. Bonus points if theyre watching straight porn also !

Have never done this or requested it, but I would like to have a young man flirt with me in a crowded club, approach me, get handsy and talk me into leaving the club with him to have his way.  
If you've got suggestions for this..send 'em my way. ; )

I've had a number of escorts ask me if there is anything special I would like them to wear.  My answer is always the same.  "Wear whatever makes you feel like the sexiest person in the world".  The results have always been outstanding.

A guilty pleasure when I hire is watching a man’s hygiene routine. I love watching everything from the shower to the q tips, to shaving, teeth brushing, doing the hair, lotion cologne, finger nail trimming etc. it’s a wild turn on for me to watch a super hot, sexy man get himself together. Bonus dollars if he’s got an uncut cock to clean.
 
What do you enjoy that’s..... unconventional?

some PBS show I watched many years ago about the biology of sexual attraction or something said that males and females, straight, bi, or gay, are primarily attracted sexually to the curves of another person's body......yeah, I get it!........

I'm a confirmed bottom but have always been attracted to a nice butt on a male. I like it meaty, firm and nicely shaped. Athletic jock type of ass. 

A nice butt is more important to me than a big penis and I am definitely gay 

I watch straight porn a lot, only because I sometimes fantasize about being the woman having sex with the hot guy or even better, group of guys. I love the idea of being manhandled roughly by dominant men. But that’s as far as it goes for me as far as wanting to be a woman. 😝 

I had always worn fruit of the loom tighty whiteys all through college. After I graduated I decided I just had to have nicer underwear. I went to Bloomingdale’s in nyc and looked for the cutest salesman to ask about the different fits, colors and brands. We went through all the major labels and he gave me a bunch to check out. He then said something along the lines of “I’ll mark them all down to $10.00 if you want, and if you take those pants to the fitting room, I’ll be in right after to make sure they fit.”  I replied with “that’s nice but I don’t mind paying sticker price, I don’t want you to get in trouble.”  He looked at me funny and said “well are you gunna try on the pants?” And I said “oh no, I already have enough pants.”  I hadn’t been sexually active at that point and I too was clueless as to the innuendo. 

I could have been that salesman if only I'd had my wits about me...
When I was in high school I had an after-school job in a local department store. I was deeply closeted, hence not having my wits about me. One afternoon a youngish guy is shopping for trousers. Nice looking but seems kinds of nervous. Asks lots of questions.
He takes a few pairs of trousers into the dressing room. He doesn’t come out. A long period of time elapses.
“Are you OK in there? Do you need me to get you another size?” I ask.
He tells me he needs help, that he can’t figure out how to fasten the trousers.
Weird I think to myself. How hard is it to figure out how to put on a pair of trousers?
He opens the door and is standing there, with the trousers on but unzipped. He has a strange look on his face.
“What’s the trouble?” I ask. I’m confused, I don’t get it. I’m clueless.
“I need you to do it for me,” he says.
Well this feels really creepy I think to myself. I’m not really sure why, but it just doesn’t seem right to be touching a customer like that. But I dutifully comply. I zip up the trousers and fasten the top button. He just stands there, staring, like he’s waiting for something. “There,” I say to him. I close the door and walk back out onto the sales floor, perplexed.
A few years later I thought back to that experience, and just thought "oh, duh...!"

Hello there friend, pdxleo is alive and well, now posting under a new name. leo2510 ( two minutes for roughing, five for fighting, and a ten-minute misconduct). Between changing phones computers and the site relaunch, it proved impossible to maintain the old moniker, so I established a new name. Was just down in your neck of the woods, getting Mom's snowbird place ready for one last Phoenix winter- wish I had gotten in touch, bur I promise to do better in future. I'm hoping Oliver will still be able to host all of us in the spring, would be a shame if it proves too much for him to carry out without his partner in crime (Godspeed, Epigonos!) Keep in touch, I've already booked at Canyon Club for April, so if we are both there, don't be a stranger!

So sorry to hear this news.  Oliver -- you are in my thoughts.  I met Epigonos and you a couple years ago at the PS gathering.  I was new to the group, and Epigonos was so cordial and friendly and welcoming.  By the time of my 2nd PS weekend, he seemed like a long-time friend.  As I approach retirement and plan to spend more time in southern California, Epigonos was someone I looked forward to being able to visit.  The world has lost a truly great gentleman.

So sorry to hear this news.  Oliver -- you are in my thoughts.  I met Epigonos and you a couple years ago at the PS gathering.  I was new to the group, and Epigonos was so cordial and friendly and welcoming.  By the time of my 2nd PS weekend, he seemed like a long-time friend.  As I approach retirement and plan to spend more time in southern California, Epigonos was someone I looked forward to being able to visit.  The world has lost a truly great gentleman.

So sorry to hear this news.  Oliver -- you are in my thoughts.  I met Epigonos and you a couple years ago at the PS gathering.  I was new to the group, and Epigonos was so cordial and friendly and welcoming.  By the time of my 2nd PS weekend, he seemed like a long-time friend.  As I approach retirement and plan to spend more time in southern California, Epigonos was someone I looked forward to being able to visit.  The world has lost a truly great gentleman.

horrible news.....thanks for letting us know, Oliver, and I'm sure you know we'll all be thinking of both you and Epigonos......

It is with a very heavy heart that I must tell you that my very dear friend, Epigonos, is no longer with us.  I was informed this evening by a close friend that it occured apparently last night in his sleep.  Ironically yesterday was his birthday.
Please help me through this.  Thank you.

Oh man, say it isn’t so! He was a one-of-a-kind gentleman, and such a hoot. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore. 
Condolences to @Oliver and all others who knew and loved this special man, and were loved by him. This guy set the standard for how to live life well and to the fullest. He’ll be missed but fondly remembered. 

Oh No,  so sorry to hear of this sad news.  I always enjoyed visiting with @Epigonos.  While he may be direct, he always care about people and made this world a better place.  I will always remember his love for cooking and dedication to this hobby that so many of us enjoy.  We all probably have fond memories and stories that we can remind us of him.  May he RIP.  

This is truly an incredible loss to this community. I remember meeting Epigonos at the PS event two years ago and he was such an incredibly funny, generous and kind man. I probably ended up talking to him more than anyone at the events. I specifically remember him sitting next to me at the dinner when I was at a table by myself. What a loss.
Let's keep his memory alive here in this community. 

@Oliver thank you for sharing this sad news with us.  @Epigonos was always fun to be around.  I especially enjoyed many of his traveling stories and his willingness to dispense advice.  
 
I will raise a toast to him today.  

I'm stunned, grieved and in the same place with you, Oliver. Through this forum, Epigonos became one of my best friends ever in this life. Not just the PS events. He regularly invited me to stay at his home; shared countless meals, took vacations together. We were planning another 10 day trip in the spring. We were always calling each other talking about life inside and outside of the hobby. I can hear his laugh right now, along with peppering me with a bazillion questions about everything. But what I especially loved about our phone calls is, when the call was over, it was over, time to hang up and move along with the day. I could always count on him to get to the point!
Despite the gruff, funny persona PS attendees got to know, Epigonos was a loving and generous man. I experienced it and saw it in so many private interactions, involving his family, friends, and neighbors. Epigonos was completely satisfied with his life, and I assure you he had no regrets about his major life decisions. He lived, and he died in full satisfaction with who he was, who he loved, and how he lived. To him, I say, "well done, my friend"!
I will miss him for the rest of my life, and hope that my life decisions will leave me just as satisfied when my departure date arrives. I will have a good cry today, and will raise a glass and toast him tomorrow. He would have it no other way.

Of course you are a dirty old man just like me. I definitely agree the number a gorgeous men out there seems to have increased. I just wish so many of them weren't sporting HUGE out of control beards and an absurd number of ugly tattoos. 

Thus far my age (80) has not keep me from doing the things I wish to do.  Now that this fucking pandemic seems to be receding I will start traveling again.  I also hire escorts on a regular basis.  In fact I have a three-way set up for the 13th of this month and I have arranged to have an escort accompany me to Puerto Vallarta on my next trip there in November.  Life is STILL good and I intend to make good use of it. 

I’m in my early 60s. I often catch myself checking out a guy and thinking “there’s a hot daddy” then realizing he’s 15 years younger than me. 

Don’t know if it counts, but there used to be lots of porn movie theaters.
Kevin Slater