RomanticRick

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Thoughts for the day:
 
 
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
 
A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
 
Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time” isn’t the correct response.
 
Don’t irritate old people. The older we get the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.
 
Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread ain’t done in the middle.”
 
Aliens probably ride by earth and lock their doors.
 
“You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did. “
 
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens......
 
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
 
It turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
 
I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
 
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”
 
I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
 
As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of....it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
 
I thought getting old would take longer.
 
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
 
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
 
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. That’s when the fight started.
 
Me: Sobbing my heart out, “ I can’t see you anymore.....I’m not going to let you hurt me again.”
Trainer: “It was one sit-up. You did one sit-up.”
 
I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test...same thing.
 
Picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were !!!!extremely unlikely.

I did not change the title of this thread because I do not see fairy as derogatory but more comical in nature. If some are offended, I’m sorry you see it that way.

I was married to a woman and have a son. I was in my 40's before I even came out to myself. My wife passed away 10 years ago and that's when I started to come out publicly. It's more common than one might think - I met many of my current friends in a gay fathers organization. I honestly don't know what I would have done if my wife had not passed away; our marriage wasn't perfect but we had good times. I didn't lose any friends or family when I came out and have a good relationship with my son.

Oddly, I’m really not trying to get attention. I was trying to be light and humorous on a possibly difficult subject. This is a large group of gay men. I thought it would be interesting to determine/discover how prevalent it might be - non-scientifically, of course.

Please, I just ate!!
 
Gman

I have a friend (gay male) whose father was gay. His parents divorced when he was about six months and raised by his gay father and his lover.

heres what he is like in action. enjoy guys!
 
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e63ce39e1a1d

You make one wish one were a studly top ?

I think @Ziya already got your point about being cautious!

Only time will tell if they go back to the previous price and the experience is also as good.
 
I just don't like the word cheap when we're talking about hiring another person for something more personal thn a haircut. Maybe it's just me... with all due respect too!
 

 
Isn't clicking "like" when someone disagrees with me enough, must you quote him?
 

 
I guess soon you'll post about a great cheap time you had with a hot young provider who doesn't escort to others.

I would use the words affordable or lower than usual rate but not cheap fun.
 
Will you pay his usual rate in the future or will the discount go on? I'm afraid you gave some folks on here ideas about how to proceed and take advantage of this times, it will up to the escorts to accept it.
 
 
 

 
The escort also made his choice and I'm sure it wasn't the first time he decided to violate social distancing while being nice and lowering his rate.
 
I had friends who bought the "all good here" in the 80's and 90's and they're no longer around.

I guess my own answer to this question is ... yesterday. A regular provider here in Portland, who I've been texting with fairly regularly since all this started, got ahold of me just as I finished my weekend chores. After some banter, he asked if I had any plans for the afternoon, I told him no, and he made an offer I couldn't refuse. Over the last few years, our routine has developed where we split the cost of a hotel room, and spend one or two hours, usually every few weeks or so. Unfortunately,over the holidays and new year, we hadn't been able to schedule anything, so I had only text or calls with him for the better part of a year..
 
So, yesterday, he offers up a hour at his place (no hotel cost) for half the usual price- he says he misses having me around, and we need to catch up in person. I've been careful about the social distancing thing, but its been three months now, and because I've known the guy so long, I wasn't embarrassed to ask about his health. He says, "all good here", so I take him up on the offer. Guess the hormones got the best of me, but , hell, three hours of good, cheap fun was greatly appreciated, and it was good to make a reconnection. I suppose, for me, the time was right.

I just had a long session with one of my cheaper regulars. I'm good for another month. Next time I'll hire my most muscular regular.

You make one wish one were a studly top ?

Unfortunately there's no emoji as hot as your profile's pic!
 
Also try searching areas outside your neighborhood, folks might think it's a neighbor trying to see if they're for hire or looking to pay in a hookups app where folks usually fuck for free (pardon my French). You don't eat where you S%#&*^T
 

 
Mature?
 
What makes you think guys hiring from Grindr are mature, some might be young guys out of shape or offering $ to someone clearly out of their league.

This is the bottom - https://rent.men/HelixGabriel

One could move to Australia just for the hot guys if taxes were not so high.

Completely agreed. Exactly what you've said are reasons this profile appears suspicious and might be fake, sadly.
One mitigating factor is, those fake profiles usually appear in packs, at least two. But, this is the only new profile in San Francisco right now.
Fake or not, this profile makes one throb with desire ❤

Wish there were a ? reaction. A lot of these pictures are boner inducing

My first thought is to get my attorney involved if even partial identifying information was posted about me. It may seem like a double standard, but providers voluntarily post their information. Clients may have numerous reasons to be anonymous.
 
BTW, there is a bad client board somewhere that escorts can use to post negative comments - and include names and phone numbers. I’m not a big fan of that, because it seems malicious.

Kardashian

"I'm sorry you feel that way" - what the hell does that mean 'cause it's not an apology?
 
"basically"

That's amazing!