big dale

Please PM me your guy's info. LOL

Maybe his prices were set by whomever was calculating the price of chicken nuggets at McDonald's. The other day I noticed a 4-piece was $1 but a 20-piece was $5.89. * head scratch *

100% THIS.

As a guy who falls more on the side of "fit" than "fat" but is absolutely not a muscle queen I have been amazed at how aggressively "fat" guys have pursued me. When turned off by their approach rather than their bodies, they are unable to see anything beyond body type/size and accuse me of hating fat guys. But all of my relationships have been with bigger guys. None of theirs have. I don't dislike you because you are fat, I dislike you because you are obnoxious and self-pitying and feel entitled to treat me like shit because I'm "skinny".

100% THIS.

I remember the first time I stepped foot into Qua and was like WHUTTTTT!? It was such a playground. I am neither modestly hung, nor shy about it so that shower in the center of the whirlpools was my favorite. I noticed when I would take a quick rinse there and head into one of the saunas a small parade would form. LOL

I remember the first time I stepped foot into Qua and was like WHUTTTTT!? It was such a playground. I am neither modestly hung, nor shy about it so that shower in the center of the whirlpools was my favorite. I noticed when I would take a quick rinse there and head into one of the saunas a small parade would form. LOL

I am asking this question without judgement, and from a place of genuine curiosity. Do you guys not verbalize to the provider in the moment on what you want, and/or redirect them if they are doing something unpleasant? I had a massage with someone who kept checking a beeping phone. I politely said "you know, I am finding that very disruptive. If there's some need for you to have attention elsewhere I am happy to come back another time." He apologized, silenced his phone and gave me a great rest of the session. I understand feeling vulnerable because you're naked and face down, but you have to retain ownership of your self-interest, politely.

This is the only photo I will ever send to a provider who dares to ask:

I am asking this question without judgement, and from a place of genuine curiosity. Do you guys not verbalize to the provider in the moment on what you want, and/or redirect them if they are doing something unpleasant? I had a massage with someone who kept checking a beeping phone. I politely said "you know, I am finding that very disruptive. If there's some need for you to have attention elsewhere I am happy to come back another time." He apologized, silenced his phone and gave me a great rest of the session. I understand feeling vulnerable because you're naked and face down, but you have to retain ownership of your self-interest, politely.

Looking forward to the details!

In his case "VERSE BOTTOM" translates to "I can take it standing up or laying down." She ain't no top. Periodt.

That masseur has nerve asking for pics when he hasn't looked like his own pics in about a decade.

In his case "VERSE BOTTOM" translates to "I can take it standing up or laying down." She ain't no top. Periodt.

Total power bottom ready to take it raw. YMMV

Butterface.

Awwww guys @wklukas has reported my posts as "insulting". Someone give him a tissue.

Awwww guys @wklukas has reported my posts as "insulting". Someone give him a tissue.

Is THAT why his meat looks so small?

I think referring to yourself as "Muscle Jake" is the corniest thing I have ever seen.

I think referring to yourself as "Muscle Jake" is the corniest thing I have ever seen.

It's interesting to see a bit of a different approach on here. And I totally get it. I once hired a guy who was a total fantasy for me. But in real life it didn't live up to what I had in mind. Not that any porn star is my hero, but there is a saying "never meet your heroes" because you find out they are just humans. It's easier for me to get into something hot with regular dudes. Much harder when I feel like someone might be out of my league and I am reminded that it is a business transaction for them only. Also- please PM me all the dirty details. LOL

Here's the permalink to that video: https://www.machotube.tv/movies/2494691/logan-massages-and-bangs-felix
And I now recall that his "masseur name" is Spencer, though his ad is gone from Los Angeles. 

I generally pay in loose change, which I keep in my wooden leg.