Smokey

Oh no, I do enjoy massages and love actual massage videos. I just crack up by the ones that are on the table for a minute and cock in mouth or dick in ass out of nowhere. I like the sensual build as it can escalate into something. The feeling of trying a new masseur first the first time and wondering how it’s actually going to turn out. Majority of these are just cheesy porno videos that don’t even come close to capturing the intimate experience of getting an erotic massage.

One where the massage rather than the porn is the focus...
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=152580060

Right!? You'd think they care more about the content of their ads. The importance of first impression. I am kind of hoping some masseurs will be reading this thread and improve their profile pages, not just pictures but also the text of the introduction.

GRRRR...! Woof...!
 

Other options during isolation... JFF, FFO, etc., etc...

The New York State Attorney General's Office has become quite interested in non essential business operations during this time.
 
I think anyone openly flouting the rules at this point is taking a gamble: personal, societal and legal.
 
It can't be said enough. This is not about YOU. If you and a therapist want to take a risk yourselves, whatever.... The issue is the transmission of the virus that is inevitable with close personal contact (i.e., the unsuspecting roommate, spouse, or grocery store clerk you later pass it on to.)
 
The risk is also that when you perhaps get sick you might take up a hospital bed and expose medical personnel needlessly.
 
I realize people need their incomes. But so do waiters and movie theatre clerks and taxi drivers and airport staff and bartenders and hotel maids and personnel trainers, and the list goes on and on and on. No one is special at this moment.
 
People need to think about the bigger picture, not just their immediate needs.

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
 
Attributed to Dorothy Parker

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
 
Attributed to Dorothy Parker

I dropped my subscription to AD because it had turned into mostly an interior decorating mag, but if they started including photos like these...........

I would love to have a massage with this lighting. Man if I keep watching these by the time we can have human contact again I will need to take out a second mortgage to afford all the massages I am going to get.

I am in a full house where I care for most of the people. My problem isn't isolation, it's the inability to have enough time to myself (I currently get up early to grab 30 minutes of sitting in a dark room with a tea or coffee and get another 15-20 minutes at night when our essential occupant returns). I fantasize about what I'm going to do for myself once this is over and I just keep adding to the list of what I'm going to do...

Haircut
Beard Trim
Manscaping
Stretching
FBSMassage
Head/Neck Massage
Foot Massage
A drink at a bar facing the water
Sitting down and watching people walk by
etc...

I really am dying to get a professional stretching. I've had all sorts of these things done (both erotic and non-erotic). Everything from super-clinical PT type, to Stretch U, reflexology stuff, chiropractic, to other types I can't remember. The good ones leave me feeling like jelly.
 
All fantasy aside -- it seems that in my general area, a lot of the efforts being made have done some good. We haven't hit a big spike like some areas and from what I can tell our systems aren't overtaxed right now. It's looking very promising. The one thing that worries me is that once we are given the go ahead to begin starting up normal activities, we will all rush out and create the ideal situation for the virus to rapidly spread. This is why it's likely that even once we are allowed to go into public on a more regular basis, I still don't see myself getting any of the more close and intimate services. I'll get a haircut. I may even get a beard trim. Maybe a foot massage at the AMP down the road. The other stuff will likely have to wait.
 
However, I just relived one of those "good" stretches in my mind. I think me and my memory will have to sanitize and have some quality alone time.
 
Stay safe, please.

Violinist Chris Marchant of ‘Well-Strung’

Violinist Chris Marchant of ‘Well-Strung’

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For all the massage aficionados
http://andrejkoymasky.com/lou/don/don14/don10.html

Strippers and massage therapists (men and women both) have a way of eventually snapping me out of this and reminding me that the transaction is what has them interested, not the interaction.

Try this - it's a Blake Harper massage I have bookmarked, not sure if it's the one everyone is referring to. https://www.redtube.com/533012

Fell upon this one, scorching hot for youtube standards
 
Have it done to you https://www.islandspallc.com/
 
See how rockin' the body of the receiver of the massage has become https://www.instagram.com/CROWNEDKING86/