I see what you did there. Lol.
My two cents, even though you didn’t ask for it, but hey it’s a discussion board:
Mathias does it for me in the looks department. The other guy is certainly good looking, but in his copy he writes about anyone leaving a review and encourages you to ignore bad reviews. That tells me NG. Why would someone who didn’t meet up with the guy just decide out of the blue to leave a bad review?
Also, I’m not sure if he’s correct. I forgot to review a hire I had, went back and since it had been over two months, RM wouldn’t take the review. Which sucked because it was a positive review that the provider didn’t get, but that’s my fault.