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My work has taken me to all the Ivies at least once. Among that group I give a nod to Yale, or Princeton if you're really into pretty types.

One thing that seems to bring it on for me is wearing the same shoes too often. Rotating shoes really helps me. I find orthotics worthless - sort of like 20th century quackery. Just stretching the "toes to the nose" while watching TV or whatever really helps me, but it isn't an instant fix.

Don't leave us hanging. And the response was???

Thanks foe all your work. It looks great!

My employer is paying for the equipment and network. They get to say what it can be used for. Period.

Not every time, but if I'm not careful I can OD on super spicy Chinese chow. My tummy does the watusi, and as it works it's way through I wind up with a tingly feeling when I poo. Then I'm fine.

There's a bracelet? I got lost at the sexy smile and his eyes.

How on earth will a doorman be able to distinguish between an escort and someone who's coming to give you an estimate on new kitchen counters? For entry system buildings, you can normally just have the management put any name you want on the display. Or, if super concerned just tell your guest that the system is on the fritz and to please text you when they're close and you'll meet them in the lobby to let them in. Job done. What's awkward is when you're visiting an escort at their place that has a door person who calls up to announce you. The Escort will need to give you their real name for the door attendant to find you on the call list. You can get along with asking "tell him Spider is here."

My goal is to be found dead with a glass of Scotch by my side.

My goal is to be found dead with a glass of Scotch by my side.

The subject line still makes me laugh. Died before...what? Before you had sex with them?

This is very specific. In my college days pizza at 2am was a treat with no side effects. Today, I’d be laid low for days. To popcorn. Jiffy pop is just the 40 year out precursor to microwave. Just as bad for you and no better.

Yep. The 26th which is now today. Fat fingers.

Iceland is open to all vaccinated starting March 16 (that's tomorrow). No further testing and no quarantine if you have proof of vaccination.

Nope. My dad died when I was 11, so nothing from him. We had the talk at school one day and when I got home my mom said “any questions?” I said “nope” and that was the end of that. She looked relieved, as was I.

And the second clue would be when the masseur helps you undo your pants!

Since some use floss as a g-string, the opposite makes complete sense as well,

Wimps. Mine hooked up a firehose to the hydrant. Strapped me to a tree so the pressure wouldn’t blast me all and had at it full strength. actually, I don’t remember EVER rinsing out my sinuses. The closest we came was vapor rub in a pan of boiling water with a tower over it. Head under the towel and breath deeply, but I think that was more for a chest cold?

Picking blueberries. Paid by the pound.

So, you spend the money on an ad, put it all together, and then don’t check your messages? Next!!

Parents didn't drink. So, not on offer for any of us growing up.

Indeed - and the foreskin is beautiful. Does anyone have any links to vids that feature foreskin play during a massage?

But my favorite was the morning when a conference room share (nothing more) friend looked at me and said “we sound like our fathers in the morning

I’ve got a bad knee. Depending on the weather steps are hard.

I don’t care to fund their agendas.