friendofsheila

Which came first: the chicken salad, or the egg salad?

No one in Uganda has ever had oral sex. Ever. That's a tall one.

And welcome to the forum, George.

Post a new picture here every so often, and you'll get some bites, for sure.

Good thing you don't use Photoshop, because you could fix his pictures all day and maintain your obsession.

Things Older Men Should Avoid [saying] When Talking to Younger Men "I've got hemorrhoids older than you."

Lots of things wrong with this story.

... have to do their own taxes. Scrawny, lovestruck accountants fight for the privilege of doing it for them.

One escort told me it was the feel of "a bony finger" that he didn't care for. I respected his wishes, too.

Lifeguard for Sex, that was the title. I think I saw my first rim job and went over to The Booty Side. I never looked back!

I don't know of anyone who is both doctor AND a dentist.

I haven't met anyone who said "no," but I have also encountered some who just sort of waited for it to be over. Or seemed to.

I'm remembering now a classic: Score 10 with Ryan Idol. Eric Stone (as "Eric") and Craig Slater (as "Coach"). Slater kept his baseball cap on the whole damned time; Rick & Dave's Excellent Porn Reviews said "What is he hiding under there? Antennae?". He convinced Stone that what Stone needed right then was a massage. Slater also, just before plunging into rubbing his ass, poured oil over Stone's butthole like syrup on pancakes. Awesome. https://store.falconstudios.com/products/score-10-scene-1

We should start a conga line of men's tongues lining up "at the buffet".

Another one? She had one a few years ago where someone on the radio bought a pair of gloves she wore on a TV show.

What a jerk.

... get much sympathy when they whine about being offered too many blowjobs.

... get paid for sex. They get cars, trust funds, and lavish "expense accounts."

Credit to Avalon for pointing out someone who thinks a pretty face is enough to get attention on Youtube And is right, of course.

First nominee: Here's Finch93, who is actually sexier than Wavey Davey (and has a better butt), but a little more annoying. He keeps weaving toward and away from the camera, and talks like he really thinks he's smart.

@Avalon : Are you okay with my adding on my nominees for Most Annoying Boy Vlogs onto your thread here? Or would you rather I start a new thread?

Amazing how his nice nature calmed everyone around him in the clip.

Oh, car headlights. I thought you were talking about women's headlights.

Putting all our eggs in one basket means whoever owns the basket makes the rules.

And Corbin Fisher's Emerson: https://www.waybig.com/blog/tag/emerson-corbin-fisher/