friendofsheila

Blond is not a crime!

He created something, and people like it. I hope he gets to profit from it.

Jackie O just called. She wants her sunglasses back.

If you have another seminar with these same people, you should make sure to wear your t-shirt with the Trojan condom logo on the chest.

Gay students will read them if they're done in the porn format.

He sure looks like a hair commercial.

Yes, the place really did improve after they bought it.

I just saw the ad about this. I don't think I'll go to the last advertised headliners (Dante Martin and "Santos"). I have some interesting memories of the place.

IT'S FUCKING HOT!!!!! Time to take off some clothes! Or hire someone to take them off you. Or (even better) hire someone with a great body to take off his clothes to take your mind off the heat.

Miss Manners says you can reply, unsmiling, with "Thank you," followed by silence. That will help the person absorb what a butt-wipe he was at that moment.

This one has Markie More, Allen Lucas, and glasses going on at exactly the same time, which is one of the new fetishes I don't understand. At least they don't get in the way of the important part! https://gay-district.com/video/Hiring%20My%20Hero/18/i51727/

Ooo. He did it again:

In all the threads where I bring up butt, I can't find my old thread about this, so I'm re-upping this So I can add this one, too. Isn't it refreshing, just like minty mouthwash, to hear a straight man discuss male butt? I know I like it. I'm going to clone this guy, or at least bring him to the next Daddy's Message Board party, because he sounds like all kinds of fun to talk to (at least on this subject).

I recall not hearing a lap dancer, too. It was during one of those multi-dancer sessions, with many of them working the audience in the theater-style seats. One sat on the back of the seat in front of me, and just sat there, waiting. I wasn't interested so I said, "No thank you" as best as I could over the really loud music.He said something to me, but I couldn't hear. If I read his facial expression correctly, I think he said, "That is SO rude." Weird.

Later-Slater is always first with the Pithy Comment!

What I want to see is how this guy "posing as a housewife" looked in a wig and makeup. He was either a) good enough that the victims immediately dove in face first, or b) bad enough that he must have landed some real Phi Beta Kappas.

I like the flower competitions. Grannies, going to the mat on the most polite battleground.

And roasted corn on the cob!

Anybody remember the famous case of "Genie" the girl kept in a cage by her parents, strapped down to a toilet, who at age 5 or so only knew how to say "Don't!" and "Stop it!" She was rescued, and they tried to rehabilitate her. She didn't get far learning language, as I recall and ended up in a state home. THEN THE PARENTS SUED THE STATE. Oh, brother. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)

About once every 10 years I do. All the sugary foods and deep fried stuff makes it someplace I can't find anything to eat, though. But the pig races usually make up for all that.

Or something not gay, but still sexy.

Watch something gay on Telemundo.

Johnson & Johnson

"I have some paranormal experiences that I'd be happy to tell you guys about." Oh, dear.

Merciful heavens, he says he makes these videos every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.