friendofsheila

Perfect chance to hit them up for another loan!

I don't blame you! Boiled cabbage is what they serve you every day in Hades. They serve coleslaw (which is made with cabbage) in heaven, alongside you plate of fried chicken. And steamed cabbage with steamed potatoes and steamed carrots and steamed kielbasa sausage chunks is an awesome meal.

Kale is one of those foods I'm hiding in other dishes because it is supposed to help with things like macular degeneration, which I do not want.

Maybe it's The Ghost of Escorts Past having a Hot Pocket for a snack.

Are you able to open your mouth the same way a python does? Because that's maybe the only way you're going to get that much food in one meal!

Yeah. A la mode!

A whole loaf??? Or are you just maybe fantasizing about going down on it?

...wear a shirt or pants when they're wearing an apron. Or cook.

Good for you, getting some help! I wish you well. More than that, I wish you "awesome." So that means you need to trick out that puppy. I say have "ghost" flames painted on the side, and get those weirdo hubcap things that spin when you come to a stop. And add a horn that plays "La Cucaracha", for all those pedestrians who you need to get outta your way when you hit top speed!

No, you do not! Times two! Plus pubes for good measure.

Cats rule the effing universe. Don't people know that by now?

Straight couples don't get a pass from me for giving a performance at their weddings. Gays don't either. For that reason, I have to give this a thumbs down. (And I know I'll be unpopular for saying so.)

He appears a whole lot (and whole lot of him appears, meaning he is shirtless) in this video:

3 beers!

I think this guy qualifies: https://www.lucasentertainment.com/models/view/theo-ford

I was at the grocery again. I saw a tall lad approaching me. I scanned: Slim, narrow shoulders, narrow waist, not much muscle, Poindexter glasses. I didn't think he would amount to much. As he passed, I did a final scan of his..... boomity boom boom BOOM!!! He had a booty you could land a helicopter on, and I mean that in the best way possible! Hello!!

It is a biological attraction to superior window treatments, and track lighting.

Good for you FF, for taking a first step to giving it a try.

I came to understand myself better. Yes, it was worth the cost. And, like any education, that it cost more than I thought because it took longer than I'd like, and yet was longer lasting and more valuable than most anything else I could have done with that time.

Nobody has come up with anyone wearing anything as much like a thong as Kapler's teeensy weeeensy bikini in this picture, so nobody has challenged Kapler yet!

The crazy part (for me) was the 6 a.m. appointment. I don't even have my eyelashes pasted on at that hour!!

The number might be low because so few 18 year olds have enough money for a hire.

It's sad that male society has made this fact embarrassing to anyone.

Is this a date? Or a man date?

One of the "ideals" I like is the gymnast blond with nice pecs and a butt for days, the butt that goes for miles, the butt that just won't quit. Hot Ticket had one: Ian Sharp (in a scene with Bo Summers) https://www.falconstudios.com/en/dvd/Hot-Ticket/6021 and there was one that appeared in Men Magazine (I still have it), on video in Chi Chi LaRue's Hardbody Video Magazine (I've never seen it), and in a video called "Dive" (I saw it and his solo was so boring): Kirk Wolf. https://sureflix.com/pc/Detail.asp?R=3OSHUDPLFV&P=cmwhanew&Movie=Alone I also saw an escort using Kirk Wolf's old magazine pictures in an ad, with one modern picture. I don't think it was the same person.