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friendofsheila

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  1. Versatiles assumed to be awesome Fixed it for you.
  2. Sounds like clickbait.
  3. I missed this the first time. I'm sorry to hear he's gone. He bought me lunch once. ADDED LATER: Oops, I'm thinking of Big Guy from Pasadena.
  4. "I don't care if you are Flex Extremmo. I don't want to massage your glutes. AND STOP ASKING ME!"
  5. "Even if you are Carter Dane, I don't want to re-create your famous double-rimming scene with Gabriel Clark and Markie More. SO STOP ASKING ME!"
  6. I always thought that orgasm and ejaculation happened at the same time for men. How did you learn to have them separately?
  7. I ask this because I would write down stuff I want to re-read again to remember.
  8. Does "losing my memory" include remembering how to read?
  9. If I could get someone to water my plants, pay my rent and do my job.
  10. "Please cover up your smooth, muscular ass. I'm tired of looking at it."
  11. Two daddies dressed as M&M's, pushing strollers with their kids dressed as tiny M&M's.
  12. Maybe 10 years ago or more: who was the guy who was coming back to the united states, but had a disease. So he went to Canada then sneaked in over the border. He was blond and really cute. There was only one picture of him, wearing a suit posing with a group.
  13. I like this advice best.
  14. Give your cats a Kindle. One each, so they won't fight over it.
  15. Seems more appropriate for men who are wanting to distract attention away from wrinkles. The more strands, the more wrinkles that need hiding, maybe.
  16. So I finally have the money to hire, but I don't want to anymore. huh? Maybe you're ovulating.
  17. Sex tapes always have lousy lighting!
  18. "Here, I'm giving you your diamonds back."
  19. I remember stuff like this being advertised in the back of Frontiers.
  20. I think Flex Extremmo has the best back balcony, with the biggest reach. It would be a pleasure just to watch him walk around.
  21. I'd need the floors refinished, too.
  22. "scented" with mosquito repellent, I hope.
  23. Lots of young men post teaser videos on Youtube, to get us to buy their longer videos.
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