nycman

It’s the closest I could find…."For a good time call Charlie"…..

My response depends on multiple factors…. 1) How far off the photos are: In general, I’ll forgive 5-10 lbs and 3-5 years. Beyond that you risk having the door shut in your face. 2) How horny I am: Obviously, the hornier I am the more forgiving I am. 3) What town I’m in: NYC or London? Too many fish. Bye! Boise? What choice do I have? You could look like my Uncle Phil and I’d probably still fuck you.

The Mardi Gras board are a bunch of twats. Other than the fact that the gay, lover, murder happened to be a cop…it has nothing to do with the Police whatsoever. This was a crime of passion. It was neither police brutality nor a hate crime. We need all the allies we can get. They want to march with you in solidarity and you kick them out? Stupid Twats.

I’ve never eaten at a Red Lobster….because I like lobster.

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost

I’m still not buying it. That’s a shit ton of travel.

I’m not buying it. "Once every 2 weeks"? It doesn’t pass the smell test. That article reads more like a stupid NYC plastic surgery PR stunt than reality.

In reference to that thread about who we’d pay top dollar for….. Yes….lord….oh…lord, yes.

It’s so cute when you’re optimistic!

There’s a lot wrong with that website. Unfortunately for me, accessing it wasn’t one of them. Somethings, you just can’t unsee.

As much as I’m a capitalist and believe in a free market economy, that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna laugh at your overpriced shoes.

He wouldn’t be the first pretty young thing to crash in NYC….and land in Boston.

If you have to ask….you already have the answer….New Jersey.

I used to be a "wait 24 hours" guy. But after looking back and doing the math, I figured out if a guy hasn’t responded in 2 to 3 hours he’s either not going to or it’s not worth it. And guys who respond will immediately get my attention fast. They’re almost always worth it.

Uber?….lmao Ms. Thing, get your fancy ass on the subway….just like I do. Also, I don’t want some hooker fucking up my Uber rating. I’m not cheap, but I detest wasting money and time.

Ridiculous. We’re catering to mental illness.

LMAO. Hope springs eternal!

Yes, yes, yes. You have to WANT the other man inside of you. Desperately WANT.

LMAO. I want to put this a t-shirt and wear it to this year’s PS event.

Now there are some boys ready for their oral dissertation!

It did you actually read the rest of the reviews? The place looks and sounds like a 2 star dump! Marrakech has some of the most beautiful and fantastic Riads in the world. This place isn’t one of them.