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Santa's workshop in the off-season, perhaps?

Sorry, but a couple looks more like hernias than socks!

This isn't a position, it's human origami!

Packs & bulges, too! Excellent stuff.

I have to say that the little bit of hair in his crack is the frosting on the cake, the sprinkles on the ice cream, the "a la mode" on the pie, the... well, you get my drift.

Then I'll put him through a conversion therapy.

That looks makes me wanna grab my ankles!

Reminds me of the old joke that comes out every St Paddy's Day, "Do you have a little Irish in you? Would you like some?"

I'd rather rub and lick.

Lemme warn you--this is gonna take a while.

Oh, I will, I will--just say the word!

One of my faves offers shower time before or after or both & does not count it as part of the appt time. When I use his shower I always add to the tip. Another provider showers with clients after massage (no play, but a great way to finish) & does not charge, earning extra tip amt. Both are all-around good guys with real skills & fine extras. Both give full massage time. Small wonder they have loyal clients.

His sox are relevant to the pose.

All are cute, but guy on far left has extra sox appeal to me.

Maybe "***y" meant "iffy" or "tidy."

And possibly $350 an hour for his services.

"I'll have the grilled multi-colored dildos, with meat and pasta, please."

The character Wimpy used to say that in old Popeye cartoons, with "hamburger" instead of "massage."

Wtf, coach?!

Helps cover some of the ugliness, but getting the stains out of that white fabric is gonna be a real challenge.

Pvt me for info.

This forum is about masseurs, so I suggest you move or repeat your question in the Deli, which is about escorts.

Since you're no longer in Chicago, please tell him I'll happily be your franchisee to provide suck-and-rim services, despite the fact that I have no land lines.

That was a rash judgment on his part (sorry, I couldn't resist). In my case it was the other way around, with the provider having what looked like a rash on parts of his legs and the backs of his thighs. This wasn't visible at first because he started out in sweat bottoms (he was obviously commando and I had looked forward to the reveal). I decided I'd cut the appt. short because of uneasiness, but negotiated a partial payment for time already spent.

no experience, but I recalled some chat about him from and old thread, and located it (see comments on first 2 pages, staring with RavensFan on Aug 11, 2015): https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/chicago-masseurs.106558/ And here's a link to an old porn video: https://www.gayporno.fm/kyle-kennedy-julian-pierce_1343825.html