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  1. Ah, Pete, you always brought a smile to my face, a lump to my throat & a bulge to my pants.
  2. My guess is something from the Box, right?
  3. Ah'm seein' a little sage brush on them thar hills.
  4. To paraphrase the familiar joke line, I'll have what you're having. ?
  5. Horse with No Name
  6. Yeah, when he started slapping the cheeks like bongo drums, that was.. different.
  7. Oh, there's a lot more going on in my imagination after seeing him!
  8. Not at all subtle, but I fully understand.
  9. If you think about it, these guys are head to head. ?
  10. The only places he doesn't bulge might be his earlobes.
  11. First cousins to the Property Brothers?
  12. Least utilized? These days, ALL of them, dang it.
  13. Nice! What's the source, please?
  14. I used to teach in that neighborhood!
  15. With a lot of et cetera!
  16. Some years ago I was at a park tossing a ball for my dog. After one toss she dropped the ball, sniffed at something on the ground, picked it up & ran back to me. It was a dildo. And I didn't even have to train her!
  17. Please, no second helpings until everyone has been served.
  18. Hey, isn't the stork where babies come from?
  19. Great Scott!!!
  20. Gesundheit
  21. prof

    Torso

    When a jack-o-lantern becomes a jackoff-o-lantern
  22. Under him--that's whsre sheets are needed.
  23. Let's start a Go Fund Me to get this guy some sheets and a mattress pad!
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