Vegas_Millennial

A rolled up foam pad (just got back from a camping trip when I was a teenager). It didn't work

I enjoyed Coral Spa near Playa Los Muertos and Hamam Turkish Bath below Spartacus Bathhouse, although had to have reservations days in advance for Hamam Turkish Bath.

Vodka It's easily available in my glass when you want to sanitize a hole or a probe at the stripper bar

I did hire two "regulars" that I've hired before. One through Rentmen, one through Grindr. I also found more guys on Grindr, but I didn't follow through. A week simply was not enough time for me. Also had fun at two new (to me) massage parlors I hadn't tried before. I enjoyed the three strip clubs that were open. There were very few patrons in each establishment. Multiple times I had three or more dancers competing for my attention and taking care of me in the public areas of the strip clubs. It helps that tipping them each $500 pesos (only $25 US) kept them happy for multiple songs. The real highlight of my trip was the great drag queens Miss Conception, Sutton Lee Seymour, and Hedda Lettuce. Check them out if you go soon, before they close again!

I was in PV last week. It was very enjoyable. Crowds are noticeably lower. All bars, strip clubs, and cabarets are open... For now. Local business owners tell me they except another month of closures beginning at the end of March, so hurry while it lasts.

Agreed. When I was younger, I bought furniture, appliances, and paintings on 0% interest credit cards. I had the cash in my savings account, but thought I would beat the system by earning interest on the money while the debt was at 0%. Never again. It gave me a false sense of security, and caused me to eventually overspend my liquid savings down to nothing. If I had to pay cash for those purchases, I probably would have bought fewer paintings and wouldn't even miss them today

Dave Ramsey, a radio talkshow financial "expert", says 1) never borrow money for anything with a motor, and 2) don't consider buying a factory-new car until your net worth is at least $1M US. Suze Orman, another famous TV financial "expert", says not to finance a car for a period longer than 3 years. So, it sounds like you want to buy a factory-new luxury vehicle. If you can pay cash and not even notice the change in your investments (example, less than 10%) then buy it! If it would cause you financial stress in the event it is damaged or stolen, then don't buy it. Just like you shouldn't have a 5-year payment plan to finance a weekend vacation or a fancy dinner out, don't finance this toy. Pay cash and enjoy it. If you can't pay cash, you won't be enjoying it very long before regret sets in

First record: "Happy Birthday" (it came with my Fisher Price record player when I was about 4 years old in the 1980s) First CDs: Andy Williams' Christmas, Hello Dolly soundtrack, Singing in the Rain soundtrack

I grew up in southern California. The "valley girl" or "surfer dude" accent has vanished and been replaced by Spanish

Not me. I never found either of my parents attractive. I previously theorized that if my mother wasn't such a nasty person, that maybe I could be attracted to women. My dad only stayed with her because, according to him, "men are like lenolium. If laid right, you can walk over them for 30 years". And of course my mom freaked out when she found out I was gay. "You're just like your father. You'd have sex with anything". Duh, mom

Once, my sex partner's playlist included contemporary Christian worship songs. Had to have him stop and change it. My legs were already in the air, so couldn't put my hands in the air to worship as well

A sex partner wanted me to slap him across the face and call him a racial slur. I wouldn't do either.

Literally when they obviously meant "figuratively"

I have a Costco credit card, which has its own extra warranty on any appliance I purchase with it, from any store. I had a dishwasher needing some repairs less than 3 years after it was installed. Costco credit card reimbursed me the full cost of the plumber I chose. Other than that, when an appliance reaches the end of its useful life, I just buy a new one. No home warranty.

I've never had a home warranty and I've never regretted it.

I've never had a home warranty and I've never regretted it.

I was making out with a 30 year old and he called me Daddy. I was only 31 at the time.

I have never seen and have no desire to see Cats. You're not going to get me to pay to see pussy in any form!

Bear-ilyn Monroe (I'm a big bear, and my favorite song performed to drag is Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend)

If you want a sure thing, Club Spartacus also offers massages

My favorite gay hotel in Ft Lauderdale is the Worthington. It's very clean and comfortable, even if it's not "luxury". Friendly guys and 3 pools and 2 hot tubs and to the vacation experience, as the Worthington has more rooms than the other gay clothing optional hotels in Ft Lauderdale. If you want upscale clothing optional close to the gay nightlife, Ed Lugo Resort can't be beat. Large, luxurious suites converted from former single family homes. The fewer than 10 rooms share a large salt water pool that is clothing optional. Literally a half block away from Johnson's, Alibi, the Pub, which is the center of gay nightlife in Wilton Manors (city just north of Ft Lauderdale)

This is good advice. @Daniel84 , consider telling clients after they book with you that your apartment is on the 4th floor with no elevator, so they can arrive early if needed. As a NYC tourist three years ago, I did not realize a massuer I hired was on the 5th floor with no elevator until I arrived at the building. Had he told me when giving me his address, I would have planned to arrive a few minutes earlier to allow me extra time to leisurely climb the stairs. Instead, I nearly sprinted up the stairs in order to not be late, and arrived out of breath.

I've done 4 flights up to see a provider once in NYC as a tourist. So 3 flights up would be doable. If you're a great provider, I won't let that deter me from coming back.

Customer's back is to the wall, facing the audience. There are curtains to right and left of customer, which block views from others getting a lap dance. There are no curtains in front of customer right now, but the dancer in your lap would obstruct your view of an audience anyway. So someone looking in from the audience would really only see the dancer, not the customer sitting down. Plus, there are booths in the front of the curtains which further restrict any on-looker's view.

Last week I was at Johnson's, LeBoy, and Boardwalk. The dancers at Johnson's obeyed all the mask rules and Kelly the curtain behind them open during a lap dance. I still had a fantastic time on multiple nights. Patrons, on the other hand, had to be frequently reminded to keep their masks on. If you visit mid-week it is possible to maintain 6ft separation from everybody. But on Fridays and Saturdays, forget about it. It's almost as crowded inside as pre-Covid.