Monarchy79

Amen!!!!
I’m so sick of these “tease” masseurs!!!!!

Amen!!!!
I’m so sick of these “tease” masseurs!!!!!

Precisely and in my 24 years of working I have never had want for more clients than I have. So I have fired clients some I have had for over a decade for being annoying. So it’s a two way street. I find that all I need to live is about 30 regulars. So unless you can unionize consumers in a grey market you won’t get to do or behave any way you want if you want to work with the the great providers. It comes down to treating people well from both sides.

In no particular order:
1. Bad breath
2. Disposable massage covers (feels like toilet paper covers, and sticks to your skin)
3. The use of baby oil
4. Toilet paper or paper towel offered post-massage
5. Dirty environment (i.e. clutter, visible junk, dirty bathroom, etc.)
6. Music that’s not relaxing
7. Loquaciousness during the massage (won’t be able to zone out)
8. Being short-changed on time
9. Bad hygiene
10. No massage skills at all

Absolutely!!!
 
For a little trivia on the term “Santorum”..... that was a slang created a little over 10 years ago, dedicated to permanently smear the name of then Sen. Rick Santorum, who vehemently denounced gay marriage. ?

In no particular order:
1. Bad breath
2. Disposable massage covers (feels like toilet paper covers, and sticks to your skin)
3. The use of baby oil
4. Toilet paper or paper towel offered post-massage
5. Dirty environment (i.e. clutter, visible junk, dirty bathroom, etc.)
6. Music that’s not relaxing
7. Loquaciousness during the massage (won’t be able to zone out)
8. Being short-changed on time
9. Bad hygiene
10. No massage skills at all

In no particular order:
1. Bad breath
2. Disposable massage covers (feels like toilet paper covers, and sticks to your skin)
3. The use of baby oil
4. Toilet paper or paper towel offered post-massage
5. Dirty environment (i.e. clutter, visible junk, dirty bathroom, etc.)
6. Music that’s not relaxing
7. Loquaciousness during the massage (won’t be able to zone out)
8. Being short-changed on time
9. Bad hygiene
10. No massage skills at all

In no particular order:
1. Bad breath
2. Disposable massage covers (feels like toilet paper covers, and sticks to your skin)
3. The use of baby oil
4. Toilet paper or paper towel offered post-massage
5. Dirty environment (i.e. clutter, visible junk, dirty bathroom, etc.)
6. Music that’s not relaxing
7. Loquaciousness during the massage (won’t be able to zone out)
8. Being short-changed on time
9. Bad hygiene
10. No massage skills at all

In no particular order:
1. Bad breath
2. Disposable massage covers (feels like toilet paper covers, and sticks to your skin)
3. The use of baby oil
4. Toilet paper or paper towel offered post-massage
5. Dirty environment (i.e. clutter, visible junk, dirty bathroom, etc.)
6. Music that’s not relaxing
7. Loquaciousness during the massage (won’t be able to zone out)
8. Being short-changed on time
9. Bad hygiene
10. No massage skills at all

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

Ask what products they use. Massage oil? Baby oil? Lotion? Is it scented? Baby oil is super greasy and I'd definitely not like that used on me.
 
Do they have pets and if so what type? will they be in the room?
 
Does he have a roommate?
 
What time range can you arrive so that you don't run into the last client on their way out?
 
As for what you can do...
 
 
I always text "omw" or "10 min eta" so they'll know to expect me soon. I definitely suggest making sure that you've not had anything to eat within 2.5 hours. If you're the type who has sinus issues you may want to hit the Afrin so that your nasal passages are clear. Lying down can cause mucus to shift.
 
Also if your Deodorant tends to be super strong you may want to just use a lighter touch. Speaking of which, keep a stick or can in the car in case you do shower there so you can re up.
 
Most guys prefer cash so if you think you'll want to tip make sure you bring enough. If you don't want to carry cash or don't have time to go to the atm, ask them if they roll the Square/Zelle/cash app instant deposit fee into the price. Some do, some don't.

Just to be sure/clear, when Monarchy79 says “Super Fresh” that includes every crack and crevice from your navel to the top of your thighs. Soap and water cleans every bit of your body. ? Have fun!

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

IIRC: “If - I - Recall - Correctly”
 
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Depending on what you’re planning on doing afterward, you may want to ask if they have a shower you can use when you’re done. And depending on your sensitivity to these kinds of things, you may want to ask if they use oil or lotion. (I like oil during a massage but it’s a pain to get off.)
 
I also confirm how they take payment. I like using Venmo, and rarely have cash on me anymore these days.

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

Unless their ad specifies or they show pictures, ask if they use a massage table or if it's on the bed. I don't like massages on the bed, and once or twice I've forgotten to ask.

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

I only book men that have been written about on this forum. It’s safer, smarter, and usually ends nicely.

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

There’s no reason a 70-year-old man can’t be in good shape, if he’s otherwise in good health. I work out every morning; squats, as any gym rat or Silver Sneakers member will tell you, are an important part of maintaining physical health, not only for the glutes and quads but also abs and back muscles. Anyway, masseurs seem to find my ass appealing as I’ve received many compliments, and more than a few masseurs have either asked if they might rim me or have just dived in. ;-)

I’ll definitely pass.
Ain’t nobody got time for that!!! lol.
 
If you’re strictly therapeutic, just lower your damn prices, work in a spa, and do not post in MF or RM, and if you do post, stop trying to be sexy!!!!

With all of what I read in this thread and what I witness living in DC, can someone explain to me why there’s this specific genre of white gay men who are such delusional, arrogant, bitchy, assholes?
It seems to be that they hate everyone who isn’t a white, gay, blond or redheaded twink or twunk.
 
First of all, YOU paid to be wherever you are and should NEVER leave. If they have a problem with your being there for whatever reason, that’s their problem!!!
 
Quick story: my gym is full of white bitchy queens (and the other races of snow queens who chase them around for validation).... and yes they are rude..
 
So after a long workout, I go into the steam room, and the two average looking Cokehead whores walked out (guess my blackness bothered them)..
 
So now, after my workout, I make a purposeful effort to get some steam just to piss then off, and the last time I walked in, I literally opened the door for them and gave them the motion to leave...
 
Don’t let these bitches intimidate you, ever!!! Whether you’re black, Asian, Hispanic, fat, short, old, or any other group they like to marginalize.. own your pride and walk into any setting with confidence... and send them the ultimate message that they can kiss your entire ass!!!
 
What makes me so mad is that white gays will preach to the high heavens about gay rights, but will marginalize the living fuck out of everyone else, far worse.
 
The next time I go to LA, I think I’m going to Century Spa, just to annoy some racist, bitchy WeHo whores. LOL