Monarchy79

Sheesh!!! Lately, DC has been extremely dismal.. We must support the good guys who visit DC, and keep them booked so they’ll come back regularly.

Thanks for the heads up!!!!

Hello Guys, Checking out Mr George: https://rentmasseur.com/MrGeorge Any feedback

Bumping.... I see this guy at the gym weekly and damn he’s sexy!!!!

ugh.... post-massage-blue-balls

Because “full figured” is a softer term to refer to fat women... Fat men usually go by the following softer terms : “chubby”, “stocky”, “husky”, You get the picture

I’m so glad you made this comment... Which is also why I never tell others if my massage goes further than expected. What happens with one client isn’t guaranteed to happen to the next...

I’ve never been on an Atlantis cruise, but have gotten mixed reviews. Care to share your experience candidly?

The mere fact that they would use their government emails to discuss smuggling drugs clearly shows that they were “testing the merchandise”.... In the words of Fred Sanford: “You Big Dummy” LOL

Thanks!!!!

Hello Gents, Has anyone tried Jay? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/35766/

Hello guys, I’ve tried some searches and came up blank. Has anyone tried Clark? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/2186/

Amen!!!! I’m so sick of these “tease” masseurs!!!!!

In no particular order: 1. Bad breath 2. Disposable massage covers (feels like toilet paper covers, and sticks to your skin) 3. The use of baby oil 4. Toilet paper or paper towel offered post-massage 5. Dirty environment (i.e. clutter, visible junk, dirty bathroom, etc.) 6. Music that’s not relaxing 7. Loquaciousness during the massage (won’t be able to zone out) 8. Being short-changed on time 9. Bad hygiene 10. No massage skills at all

Thanks!!!!! I really appreciate it!!!

Hello Guys, Has anyone tried Andreas? Feel free to PM me details if you like. https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/14683/

DIY? In the words of Sweet Brown: “Ain’t nobody got time for that!!”

IIRC: “If - I - Recall - Correctly” ☺️??

Absolutely!!! For a little trivia on the term “Santorum”..... that was a slang created a little over 10 years ago, dedicated to permanently smear the name of then Sen. Rick Santorum, who vehemently denounced gay marriage. ?

Most important tip: Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage. Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

What’s his instagram name?

I’ll definitely pass. Ain’t nobody got time for that!!! lol. If you’re strictly therapeutic, just lower your damn prices, work in a spa, and do not post in MF or RM, and if you do post, stop trying to be sexy!!!!

I’m dead serious. His ad also says he’s still here until tomorrow

I literally just saw this guy in my gym locker room, in briefs.... he’s still in DC, and he’s a hottie!!!

PM me the details please