Gadfly22

As luck would have it there already is a discussion forum for this topic on............. this forum!
https://www.companyofmen.org/forum/84-the-americas/
Lots of stories / info about Brazil. I recommend @Tarte Gogo's thread about his exploits in Brazil from a few years back. Fun reading!

And he dated Jerry a few times on a memorable "Seinfeld" episode.

Velcome to Schprockets. Vould you like to touch my monkey?

What I really wanna know is how are you able to see any clients given that you are posting hundreds of War and Peace length messages a day?!? 🤣😝

So you decided to ignore that when calling me sanctimonious? 

What?
Wow…Maybe escorts should remember that clients….are still humans?
The grace we afford an escort for doing what is bitched about as far as clients? The irony is rich…
I was decent, too. The point I’m making is that for all the righteous posturing about proper etiquette on approaching the holy of holies here, the rules of engagement don’t apply the other way. The guy is fine as far as I’m concerned. The point is that escorts will say that such a message from a potential client (“Hey 👋🏻“) wastes their time. It doesn’t take more than 3 seconds to fire off a response…
I’m still looking for the Miss Manners etiquette book that provides the exact verbiage required to contact an escort.

Thanks for being one of the few that gets my humor.

Repeating verbatim the same lame ass arguments that I so thoroughly refuted in my original reply is indicative of a either diseased mind, a stunning lack of creativity (or both!) And probably not surprisingly quite common on this forum.
Oh wait I said that already. It must be catching! 🤣
Hey I found a pic of ur kitchen!

Hey you got one right! Enlightened escorts: 1, bitter, unreasonable clients: 0!
This is what educated people call a rhetorical question. Intelligent people often use them to make a point. Hey aren't you a Brit? You guys have a much better educational system than we do. Too bad you didn't take advantage of it. 

What's the matter buddy? No reply to my question so you repeat the same drivel that I so completely obliterated in my original reply? Disappointed in you. Some advice: when you're in a hole, stop digging! Oh wait sorry I can't give you advice. That would be "telling you what to do".

Well since I've had a cell phone with caller ID I generally do pick up when I get a call from a co-worker, even if its just to say sorry I can't talk now call me back in an hour (or whatever). OMG that was so haaaaaaard! And I do have an understanding with my co-workers under what circumstances it is and is not permissible to contact me outside of normal working hours. You can put the same info in your RM profile incl when you are on "vacation".
But to answer your question - yes there have been times when I have not answered or replied to a work related call/text quickly. When that happens I accept and deal with the consequences (if any). I do not go running to social media whining, "They didn't give me 8 hours to replyyyyyyyy! That's not faaaaaaaaaair!" 

Well at least there's one of you that has it right!! 🤣 😝
But seriously can somebody tell me when as a society we became so bizarre and insular that it is considered "rude" or "entitled" to expect someone to pick up the phone when you call or to reply to a text message (especially when your livelihood depends on it)? Even if its a simple no - two letters N-O. 
I can't do that! Its haaaaaaaaaard!

Well since I've had a cell phone with caller ID I generally do pick up when I get a call from a co-worker, even if its just to say sorry I can't talk now call me back in an hour (or whatever). OMG that was so haaaaaaard! And I do have an understanding with my co-workers under what circumstances it is and is not permissible to contact me outside of normal working hours. You can put the same info in your RM profile incl when you are on "vacation".
But to answer your question - yes there have been times when I have not answered or replied to a work related call/text quickly. When that happens I accept and deal with the consequences (if any). I do not go running to social media whining, "They didn't give me 8 hours to replyyyyyyyy! That's not faaaaaaaaaair!" 

Well at least there's one of you that has it right!! 🤣 😝
But seriously can somebody tell me when as a society we became so bizarre and insular that it is considered "rude" or "entitled" to expect someone to pick up the phone when you call or to reply to a text message (especially when your livelihood depends on it)? Even if its a simple no - two letters N-O. 
I can't do that! Its haaaaaaaaaard!

Sorry to have to tell you this but the "moments notice" culture was created by the overwhelming majority of providers who have no desire to hear from you days (and sometimes even hours) in advance. 
Its an escorts world we clients just live in it.
No I don't expect you to be available at the drop of a dime. I expect the courtesy of a prompt reply - and it doesn't have to be a War and Peace length novel! (as hard as that may be for you to believe!). Please do not conflate the two.

My dad keeps getting letters either from Toyota or the dealer where he bought the car saying his warranty is about to expire and he needs to sign up (and pay) for "extended warranty protection." I tell him its a scam and to throw them in the trash. 

Whenever I buy anything online, even from a website I know is legit I use a virtual credit card number. You can set spending limits, make then single use, single vendor, and you can cancel the number instantly with the click of a mouse. Other nifty features too. Give it a try.

Whenever I buy anything online, even from a website I know is legit I use a virtual credit card number. You can set spending limits, make then single use, single vendor, and you can cancel the number instantly with the click of a mouse. Other nifty features too. Give it a try.

Based on all of his rules, he has plenty of time on his hands.

You tried to make an appointment 2 MONTHS in advance?!? He probably thinks you're a LUNATIC! 
My advice: Wait till a few days before and text him from a different number. 🙄

What I really wanna know is how are you able to see any clients given that you are posting hundreds of War and Peace length messages a day?!? 🤣😝

You tried to make an appointment 2 MONTHS in advance?!? He probably thinks you're a LUNATIC! 
My advice: Wait till a few days before and text him from a different number. 🙄

You tried to make an appointment 2 MONTHS in advance?!? He probably thinks you're a LUNATIC! 
My advice: Wait till a few days before and text him from a different number. 🙄

You tried to make an appointment 2 MONTHS in advance?!? He probably thinks you're a LUNATIC! 
My advice: Wait till a few days before and text him from a different number. 🙄

That would be a great bumper sticker for an scort:
Bringing excitement, intimacy & healing to a broken world!