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  1. Eye Roll
    relax man reacted to pubic_assistance in BlueCollarRubs Long Island   
    I tend to agree. Not sure why people PAY for average looking guys with a gut, but there does seem to be some fetishists who get into it. I thought these two were at least better looking than BlueCollarRubs , the subject of the conversation...and their profile indicated Long Island.
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    relax man reacted to Wanderoz in RobertoZib, Va Beach & DC   
    Anyone have experience with this guy?
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  3. Surprised
    relax man reacted to NotMike in 411 on LatinSergio in NJ   
    Reading post on this site about getting ghosted, showing up for an appointment and provider is a no show.  I though in the many years I have been getting massages from the various websites, that "never happened to me" .  Well until LatinSergio, made an appointment day before made the 30 minute drive in the afternoon and nothing, no answers to my text,  no answer to the door.  Waited 15 minutes and gone.  He text me 40 minutes later with, I slept in sorry please try again, give you extra time blah blah blah.  He seemed sincere so made another appointment for a 2 day later.  Didn't leave till he answered my text an hour before appointment.  After 20 minutes he text "not today busy".  So proceed at you own risk.
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    relax man got a reaction from Typical in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!   
    If you have time to casually announce that you’re going to cut the stilton, you have time to get up and use the restroom.  Nobody’s saying people don’t fart; just be respectful of other people.  It’s not your place to decide for others whether they should be ok with having to smell your rank internal organ odor.  Massage therapists didn’t sign up for that.
    I’m still in total disbelief that the OP thinks it was the masseur’s reaction that killed the mood, and not his proclamation of flatulence.
  5. Applause
    relax man got a reaction from Typical in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!   
    I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.
    You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.
    Seriously, you nasty.
  6. Haha
    relax man got a reaction from MoonshineAndMolly in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!   
    I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.
    You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.
    Seriously, you nasty.
  7. Applause
    relax man reacted to BigNoiseDallas in Drew in Tampa   
    No, I wouldn't. For those of us who live in metropolitan areas, there are other providers who meet the hot/sexy/touchy-feely masseur criteria and NOT be a hot Christian conservative who is MAGA. I'm not handing my hard-earned money to someone who supports a "party" who wants to take away some hard-earned rights. 
    I got the joke, BTW -- you should have added a Ford F-150 or F-250, LOL.
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    relax man reacted to south_king in Latino circumcised bottoms - the near impossible find   
    I agree, if you’re paying you have the right to see it all. My point is saying that you’re “grossed-out” by uncut dicks. That’s a gross comment. But if you guys don’t see the problem, you do you 🤷🏽‍♂️
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    relax man reacted to south_king in Latino circumcised bottoms - the near impossible find   
    Imagine being grossed-out by a natural penis that hasn’t been mutilated… some of you are so weird. And calling it a “preference” or how you’re “wired” to hide prejudices is the worst thing you can do.
    Honestly, do you guys ever go out and meet other men in the real world? Before making out with someone do you ask if they’re circumcised or not?
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    relax man reacted to EastbayMike in Carlos new in West Hollywood   
    Bottoms aren't allowed to act "manly?"
    Only "sissies" can bottom?
  11. Haha
    relax man got a reaction from KyleSmith4 in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!   
    I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.
    You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.
    Seriously, you nasty.
  12. Surprised
    relax man reacted to KeepItReal in NYC Newbie Niconice   
    I would not recommend. Will request a deposit and then block you. Waste of time.
  13. Applause
    relax man reacted to njr47 in TurcoMan in Los Angeles   
    there's some suggestion here that this guy doesn't really like older, less "perfect" men. I'm old and fat,  and he was sweet, passionate and just right for me
     
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    relax man got a reaction from lbnkhi in Alex in Vegas (New)   
    He is great.  One of the best in Las Vegas.  My own personal experience is that he seemed a little aloof at first, but he warms up and the friendliness starts to show through.  I think he just struggles with English a bit.  At any rate, highly recommended.
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    relax man got a reaction from Yoyohey in Alex in LA: 44580   
    Not recommended.  Underwhelming in every way.  The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around.  The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes.  Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.
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    relax man reacted to Hey_Jay in Alex in LA: 44580   
    I agree! No massage skills other than being nice! Pictures are accurate and yeah really tight space! He could’ve set it up in the living area but I wasn’t sure maybe there’s no much space in there too! One timer for me
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    relax man got a reaction from chadLA in Alex in LA: 44580   
    Not recommended.  Underwhelming in every way.  The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around.  The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes.  Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.
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    relax man got a reaction from fs12395 in Alex in LA: 44580   
    Not recommended.  Underwhelming in every way.  The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around.  The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes.  Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.
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    relax man reacted to themsg in Zemir on PDX/SEA   
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    relax man got a reaction from + Vegas_Millennial in Alex in Vegas (New)   
    He is great.  One of the best in Las Vegas.  My own personal experience is that he seemed a little aloof at first, but he warms up and the friendliness starts to show through.  I think he just struggles with English a bit.  At any rate, highly recommended.
  21. Agree
    relax man got a reaction from GTC404 in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!   
    If you have time to casually announce that you’re going to cut the stilton, you have time to get up and use the restroom.  Nobody’s saying people don’t fart; just be respectful of other people.  It’s not your place to decide for others whether they should be ok with having to smell your rank internal organ odor.  Massage therapists didn’t sign up for that.
    I’m still in total disbelief that the OP thinks it was the masseur’s reaction that killed the mood, and not his proclamation of flatulence.
  22. Eye Roll
    relax man reacted to abcdzyx in ryanwest LA   
    ^Just took the bait. I should have listened to those who shared the negative reviews. Don’t go for it. Not worth it even with the price. Everything’s mechanical and my body is more painful now than it is feeling good. Note: i’m also a decent looking guy in my 20s. I guess he’s really like that to everybody.
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    relax man reacted to RubMyThighs in Hot latin masseurs in los angeles?   
    Oy. Just PM the dude. We don’t all need to read these messages. 
  25. Surprised
    relax man reacted to SamMiller213 in Leonardo in Vegas   
    Saw him again for a basic massage. Massage is very good and he’s a beautiful man but a complete tease. Leg massage goes right to the point of no return as he tries very hard to tease you and then the massage ends. Quoted $300 extra to help me get off 😂
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