relax man

You're a clinical psychologist and you're diagnosing people on an internet message board.   🙄

Yes, exactly

Not recommended.  Underwhelming in every way.  The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around.  The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes.  Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.

I saw him in 2019, I think, in Salt Lake City.  Lackluster experience in every respect, including the dingy motel.  Totally forgettable, or at least I try to.

You're a clinical psychologist and you're diagnosing people on an internet message board.   🙄

You're a clinical psychologist and you're diagnosing people on an internet message board.   🙄

Any one have any good experiences with him? PM if needed heres his link 
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You're laughing about taking a picture of him without his consent when he was nude in a private setting?

I couldn’t deciper what you wrote so I asked chatgpt to translate: 

“I wish I had trusted my instincts. Despite a lack of meaningful feedback and a few concerning photos, I went ahead with the meeting. When he opened the hotel door, I was shocked: his appearance was dramatically different from his profile, with exaggerated makeup and features that made the encounter feel unsettling. While some may feel it’s unfair that I chose not to stay, I believe it’s more unfair to misrepresent oneself. While others might enjoy what he offers, it simply wasn’t for me.”
🤓

not my type. pass

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He is great.  One of the best in Las Vegas.  My own personal experience is that he seemed a little aloof at first, but he warms up and the friendliness starts to show through.  I think he just struggles with English a bit.  At any rate, highly recommended.

You're laughing about taking a picture of him without his consent when he was nude in a private setting?

Oh honey I've got a story on this one. And it ain't pretty. So he had, with emphasis on the past tense a husband also referred to as his baptismal name Jason. First I hired Jason who is to this day the most gorgeous man I have ever seen with a must fantastic delicious buddy and gave one hell of a massage and with rock hard the whole time. Both of us. I took an Uber and it was about $50. 2 days later I just started I wanted another massage but I ain't paying $100 all together for Uber so I tried somebody else and that's where Paxton entered the picture. Speaking of entering the picture he said I had a feeling it would be you when he showed up to the hotel in downtown Salt Lake city. I was perplexed. He recognized me because of my phone number his former spouse said oh I met this guy he was here the other night. Jason showed him who I am from the hidden security camera that I did not know about upon entering their home. This made me uncomfortable because why would I believe that was all that was shown of me?  I went ahead with the massage but I really wanted to turn him away but since he was there I went ahead and did it because I knew he drove 30 miles just to get there. He should have driven 3 miles to go to massage school. Pathetic. Awful. And for shits and the giggles when he said to me that he had to go to the restroom I said go down the hall and turn left and as he did I took a beautiful picture of his ass. LMAO 

Who is Louise and why is he drinking her coffee?

I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.
You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.
Seriously, you nasty.

If you have time to casually announce that you’re going to cut the stilton, you have time to get up and use the restroom.  Nobody’s saying people don’t fart; just be respectful of other people.  It’s not your place to decide for others whether they should be ok with having to smell your rank internal organ odor.  Massage therapists didn’t sign up for that.
I’m still in total disbelief that the OP thinks it was the masseur’s reaction that killed the mood, and not his proclamation of flatulence.

I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.
You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.
Seriously, you nasty.

First of all, to leave my opinion here, if he doesn't answer you right away when you want it's because he's busy with other things, and well on the page there are many other guys that you can simply move around and find another guy that answers you when you want without having to keep insisting if he doesn't answer you it's because he doesn't have time, doesn't need your money or simply doesn't want to attend to you at that moment, why get caught up in wanting to find a way to continue contacting him or trying to start talking badly here on this page unnecessarily, because he hasn't done or said anything bad to anyone or has he?

Ahhh, it's the old "I can say whatever unsolicited nonsense I want, but you're hysterical and overreacting if you express an opinion about what I said". Good stuff.
 
I'll just point out that you were neither asking nor answering a question, so I'll politely decline your advice.

Dale, I enjoy a lot of your posts, but you're off base on this one and I don't really understand the point. You're telling those of us who have read the book and like it that you don't understand why we like the book since you don't like the book's cover. Obviously, to each his own. Nobody is for everybody. I could list 100 reasons why Mark is easily among the absolute best in L.A. and how I could 100% fall in love with Mark if we were meeting in a different context, but that's me doing me. You do you.
 
P.S. - I find the cover as spectacular as everything else about the experience.

Wondering whether anyone has experience with this provider?  I assume he’s been reviewed here previously on another thread but I am not sure where.  
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This is wrong. Attractiveness is subjective to some extent. But there are still objective standards of attractiveness. Of course there are certain people that find fat people attractive but that’s a minority of people. People are typically drawn to traits that show healthy genetics and an ability to survive. People are still animals at the end of the day. We are talking in generalities here. 

Tried to book him. He asked me to text him a picture of myself. “Oh, I’m sorry.” I replied. “I’m not interested in dating you. I wanted to hire you to give me a massage.” 

I assume you mean that the last review was in 2021, but the way you phrased this sounds like you're saying his clients go missing after seeing him.