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  1. Not recommended.  Underwhelming in every way.  The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around.  The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes.  Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.

  2. 5 hours ago, d.anders said:

    Fart shaming among gay men? Seriously? Show me a man who says he doesn't fart, and I'll show you a liar. Does anyone truly believe all their farts can be controlled? Delusional. Passing gas during a massage is about as natural as your nose stuffing up or running, or something unknown dripping from your cock. A good massage forces your body to release things. I have to believe 99.9% of men who actually get massage know the pain of trying to hold one in during a massage. I'm not suggesting anyone should have a Mexican lunch before their massage appointment. There are some things you can do to limit excessive gas, but there are no 100% guarantees. If there is a masseur who can't tolerate gas release during a massage, then I would suggest he find another career. Such ridiculousness is like entering a hospital and forbiding the smell of alcohol, or feces. Get real.

    If you have time to casually announce that you’re going to cut the stilton, you have time to get up and use the restroom.  Nobody’s saying people don’t fart; just be respectful of other people.  It’s not your place to decide for others whether they should be ok with having to smell your rank internal organ odor.  Massage therapists didn’t sign up for that.

    I’m still in total disbelief that the OP thinks it was the masseur’s reaction that killed the mood, and not his proclamation of flatulence.

  3. 4 hours ago, Becket said:

    Recently I laid down on the table of a good looking muscle guy for a nice massage. About fifteen minutes in my stomach rumbled and I suddenly needed to fart. So I said, "Hey I need to fart, OK?" The response was something like, "OMG GO TO THE BATHROOM. HURRY!" It wasn't like I was gonna take a dump on his mother's oriental. I just needed to pass gas, then get back to the massage. His frantic response killed the mood so I just laid there and said I'm ok now. A few minutes later I said that was enough, thank you; got dressed, paid, and walked out the door. Weird experience all around.

    I have no words.  No wait, yes I do.

    You nasty.  You nasty and you lazy.  You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart.  And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.

    Seriously, you nasty.

  4. 9 minutes ago, Spiritualadvisor said:

    Shame on the both of you for attacking anonymously from your high horses.

    Kind of like you're doing now?

    10 minutes ago, Spiritualadvisor said:

    You attack Alex from behind an anonymous account while defending another anonymous account knowing that Alex takes all the risks to defend himself against people who hide behind anonymous accounts. 

    Attack?  It's an opinion on a message board; it's not a mugging.  I don't know any of the people involved and I have no need to defend any of them.  I'm just saying I bristle at the assertion that anyone who says anything negative is automatically a liar.  I mean, apparently one can feel attacked by me calling it out, or Alex can take the opportunity to rethink making blanket accusatory statements based on this b.s. you-were-either-lying-then-or-you're-lying-now principle he invented, and maybe stop alienating prospective clients.

  5. 5 hours ago, Alex.Blessings said:

    Please share the date and time that we met. 

    If you don’t remember, you can send me a private DM with the phone number you used to schedule the session. I don’t schedule sessions without a phone number.

    It is not right to say words of praise about the experience when we are together in person only to then come on here and give negative feedback after the fact. 

    If you don't know who this particular client is, how do you know he gave you words of praise when you were together in person?

    It seems awfully convenient to say you ask every client how they like the experience, and then use that to conclude that anyone who at any later point says anything less than glowing is a liar.  There are myriad reasons why someone may not give you a detailed critique, especially if you're asking during a massage.  Maybe they don't want to risk upsetting you and making an average experience worse.  Maybe they don't want a confrontation.  Maybe in the moment they don't have the mental clarity to articulate to themselves or to you exactly what they think of what's happening.  I know it often takes me some time to process things.

    I've never met you and I don't have a horse in this particular race, and for all I know you may indeed be getting unwarranted feedback.  But I find it very off-putting for you to keep saying that anyone who expresses mixed or negative feelings about their experience with you is by definition a liar.

  6. I can't recommend Troy above.  Very underwhelming for me, and I was eager to get up and leave.  The thing I remember most is that he had some big gaudy jewelry on one nipple that he kept putting in my face.  Weird.

    For Downtown LA my pick would be Cody.  A little pricey if I'm remembering correctly, but a great experience.

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  7. 5 hours ago, TooSchoolForCool said:

    You say went to school but you don't understand the First Amendment.  Again, my argument is to let the conversation happen and NOT stop it regardless of which one of you snowflakes is offended.  Oh and you think you are not racist because you went to school!?!?!  WTF!?!?  Our education system is one of biggest offenders of institutional racism.  Girl, you just got SCHOOLED!!

    The First Amendment doesn't say people aren't allowed to have an opinion about your opinion.  Nobody has deprived you of your rights, sweetie.  You're the one who needs to go to school.

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