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Anyone have any experience with Fernando to share?

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I wouldn't recommend Taylor.  I didn't get the sense that he's experienced or trained.  I love very strong, deep pressure, but I think he just digs super hard without actually knowing what he's doing.  His massage resulted in significant back pain for weeks and have resorted to popping advil frequently.  I think what he's doing is potentially fairly dangerous.

And while he's pretty to look at, the ending was also pretty mechanical and lackluster.  I absolutely would not repeat.

1 hour ago, Marc in Calif said:

Possible scenario:

— "If you're naked, will I see a cut dick?"
— "Yes." 
— "Great! See you at 11!"
 

— "If you're naked, will I see a cut dick?"
— "No."
— "Thanks. I'll take the non-nude massage rate, please!"

Possible scenario:

You’re a six year old. Grow the fuck up.

Lackluster; shorted on time; overpriced; won’t repeat.

His name is Caleb.

Bump… anyone with experience to share?

Basic task:  Pick a name for your rentmasseur profile and try to not make yourself sound like a tumor.

This guy:  Cool, I got this. How about “tissue_mass”?

22 hours ago, Ru4real said:

I'm really unpleasantly surprised to read these comments. Because I know Michael, see him for many years, regularly for wondwerful massages. He is the most welcoming, friendly, reliable, selfless, accomodating masseur out there in New York, and I have never encountered any problems dealing with him. He is REAL though, and he really preferrs to make appointments by phone, not by texting or emails. That's why you guys who comment negatively on him here, feel that he is threatening, aggressive and pushy. But that's not true at all, once u do call him and get to know him in person. It's very easy just to keep cruising and hiding behind computer or phone screen, and discuss and trash someone, but have you ever tried to call him? And get a massage from him. I can assure, u will be very sorry for your words and actions. 

So interesting that you write things like "u" and "keep cruising", just like in the original screenshot of the masseur's harassing messages.  Fascinating coincidence!!

3 minutes ago, Vegas_nw1982 said:

So, I try to make initial contact 2 days in advance to schedule.  I state the day, timeframe, and location I'm looking for, then wait.  If they haven't replied in 4 hours, I reply with "Since I haven't heard from you, you must be busy.  I'm going to try another provider, but let me know if your availability changes".  Then I repeat with someone else.

The "Since I haven't heard from you..." message seems unnecessary and a bit passive-aggressive.  If I were a provider, I think I would find it off-putting.

If the provider doesn't ever respond, I take them off or move them down my list.  If they respond and I'm still free, great, let's do it.  If they respond more than 4 hours later (to use your example) and now I'm booked with someone else, I politely respond that I've made another plan and will reach out again another time, and they will likely understand that they may have missed a booking due to the time it took them to respond.

It's easy to assume the worst when you don't hear anything, and there are certainly flakes out there, but providers generally don't have receptionists, and they are balancing their business with their private lives.  I know it can sometimes feel like it, but it's almost never personal.

46 minutes ago, Yoyohey said:

I hated it and never went back, but it was many years ago.  I recall, after I went, seeing reviews on here that were fairly negative.  Wish I’d seen those before going.

Same

Anyone have any experience with Patrick?

6 hours ago, Vulgarii said:

I'm not going to get vaxxed for covid nor for monkeypox. If I need the cash then I'll just lie. 

My clientele aren't the promiscuous, bathhouse, Sniffies.com type so I'll just take my chances like I did with covid. 

I wonder if I can catch monkeypox from all these newly vaccinated men and their viral loads, no pun intended. I'll let ya guys know!

Or you could just do something fucking else entirely and not lie to people.  XXXXXXX

29 minutes ago, Mermantailz said:

Anyone have experience with Max_Maseur or AlexxxColo from San Jose?

How about JackKaufman from Long Beach or XLItalia in Orange County???

Thanks!

 

Please include links

4 hours ago, db66 said:

He ghosted me after I sent a face pic ....

So going back to the OP’s question, not worth the hassle.  Noted.

10 minutes ago, 7829V said:

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43626/

 

Mike brings to you a level of expertise rarely found with massage therapists. He is a Registered Nurse as well as a Certified Massage and Bodywork Therapist with 35 years of holistic healthcare and wellness delivery. You will find Mike to be knowledgeable, professional, personable, and engaging as he discusses and administers a custom massage based on your body's needs using a combination of massage techniques, which may include Swedish, Deep Tissue, Lomi Lomi, Reflexology, and Thai massage. Mike brings to the table positive energy and strives to empower others to reach their full potential in life.
Location

 

Seems like a great guy, and I wouldn’t hold this against him, but I always find it a little weird when people write about themselves in the third person in their profiles.

Just now, Tony Napoli said:

Context please? Is this a recommendation? If so, please let us know about your experience.

Thanks! Appreciate you!

Yes, Jay is by far my favorite in Las Vegas.

Jay  https://rentmasseur.com/JayMassageSpa

My one and only experience with Rob was last year, and I found the whole thing totally boring.  It felt like he was just going through the motions.  No desire to repeat.

I would say his massage skills are minimal.  Light pressure.

https://rentmasseur.com/JayMassageSpa

1 hour ago, aeikaryoko said:

@Drew Collins you can skip this one. I hired him a while back and it was very lackluster and underwhelming. 

Same

Anyone have any experience with Cesar in Long Beach, CA?

https://rentmasseur.com/CesarLat

21 hours ago, BeefyDude said:

GOOD luck.... ATL sucks for masseurs overall  (not in a good way either LOL)

This is giving off strong “all my exes are crazy” energy.

I got a bad vibe from Brady based on our text interaction, and I chose not to see him because of it.  My gut feeling is that there is a drug issue, but I don't really know.  Either way, I really don't understand how he stays in business.