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*** note to our 35 year old members (who think they are old): record (noun) a large round black piece of plastic containing music or other sounds Mine was a 45-- Dizzy by Tommy Roe. I was 7 years old. There was a variety store across the street from me and I bought it there. I took it home and it skipped. Exchanged it and got the same result. 5 times. On the 7th attempt it worked. I probably still have it on a shelf in my closet.

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Well, he was born after the Golden Age of music... late 60s-early 80s. The poor dear! ? ?:(??

FAKE NEWS!!! You're not a septuagenarian yet.

Arenado's being traded to St Louis.

I suppose you don't even know that Shirley Partridge was Keith Partridge's stepmother (and Shaun's mother) in real life?

NYPD investigates penis vandalism in Bronx stationhouse

My advice: Steal a wealthy person's identity and move into their mansion.

The title of this thread made me think of The Golden Girls (of course) when Dorothy was going to re-marry Stan and Blanche interviewed Grace Adler's mother Debbie Reynolds to be a new roomate: Truby: Oh, my husband passed. Rose: Passed what? Dorothy: A slow-moving Winnebago, Rose!

Freddy, the world’s tallest dog, dies at age 8 Freddy, the beloved Great Dane who held the record as the world’s tallest dog, has died at the age of 8, Guinness World Records announced. The gentle giant — who towered at almost 7 feet, 6 inches standing on his hind legs — became an international sensation when his record was announced in 2016. When measured by a vet and GWR from foot to withers, the highest point on his shoulder blades, he measured 3 feet, 4 inches – giving him the official record. “He was not just the tallest dog but the dog with the most love and the biggest heart. A total soppy bugger who was hand-fed,” Freddy’s devastated owner Claire Stoneman said. “He was my life. My reason. My joy. My annoyance. My happiness and my ultimate sadness. He was my heart Dane. My one in a million and loved by the entire world,” the resident of Essex, UK, added. “As a puppy, he was the runt of the litter. I actually got him a couple of weeks earlier than I should have, as he wasn’t feeding off [his] mum,” she told GWR. “I had no idea he was going to get this big at all.” GWR Editor-in-Chief Craig Glenday also remembered the beloved pooch. “Measuring this mountain of a dog was an unforgettable — if challenging! — experience and I’ll always treasure the couple of occasions I got to share a sofa with him — there was just about enough room for the two of us!” he said. “I still can barely believe that he was the runt of the litter. Freddy brought a smile to everyone’s face and will be missed by every at Guinness World Records. I’m just pleased that we got the chance to celebrate his record-breaking immensity in the books and share his story with millions of people around the world,” Glenday said. “RIP, Freddy,” he added. COULDN'T POST THE PICS IN THE ARTICLE, BECAUSE THERE'S A KID IN THEM

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Don’t mess with his happy meal. A New Mexico man was caught on video pointing a gun at a McDonald’s employee for getting his order wrong. Estevan Gonzalez pulled up at a McDonald’s drive-thru window in Albuquerque on Jan. 7 to complain that his burger didn’t have cheese, KRQE reported. Gonzalez left and came back to the drive-thru — still unsatisfied — about 10 minutes later. The 25-year-old man then can be seen on surveillance footage arguing with an employee before whipping out a gun and pointing it at the employee. The employee then calls the police, which sent a chopper to the restaurant where it recorded Gonzalez at the window. The unhappy customer then drives away as he was being chased by the chopper. Cops eventually caught up to him at a nearby neighborhood and arrested him, according to KRQE. Gonzalez has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and was released from jail as he awaits trial.

No doubt this pic was inspired by Sue Ann's introductory episode on MTM... The Lars Affair, in which Sue Ann has an affair with Phyllis' hubby. It was MTM's mother's favorite episode & mine, as well. Season 4 Episode 1, in its entirety:

North Carolina man hits 2 deer with car, $2 million lotto in same day

Since college, I've never been able to call her by her correct name. A friend told me that she'd seen C.L. on a talk show talking about how people always messed up her name-- such as calling her Clorox Bleachman. I thought that was hilarious. So for 40 years now, that's who she's been to me. AND SHE HAD THE BEST OPENING THEME EVER:

What if a little guy rubs a pungent raw onion over his dick before you put in your mouth?

Christina Anstead changes her name on Instagram amid split from husband Ant Hello, Christina Haack! Christina Anstead has changed her name on Instagram amid her divorce from Ant Anstead. The HGTV star, who split from husband Ant last September, reverted to her maiden name, Haack, in her Instagram bio. However, her handle is still@christinaanstead. Before her marriage to Anstead in December 2018, Christina was known as Christina El Moussa, the last name she shared with her previous husband, Tarek El Moussa. Christina and Tarek share two kids together, 5-year-old son Brayden and 10-year-old daughter Taylor, while she's also mom to 1-year-old son Hudson with Ant. While Christina seems to be moving on from her split from Ant, the Wheeler Dealers host has been open about his struggle to heal from the breakup. In a December interview with People, Ant said it wasn't his decision to end their marriage. "It really hit me hard," he said of the split. "If you ask anybody that knows me properly, they know that I give myself fully. I had so much love for her." Despite that, Ant said he's on the road to healing, especially following his participation in a five-week program that taught him how to "grieve your relationship so you can let it go" and "regain your identity." He lost more than 20 pounds as a result of the program. BASTARD! "The thing about healing is sometimes you feel like you’re making daily progress, and then, from nowhere, your legs get taken out, and you feel like you start again," he said. "But I'm certainly making steps towards healing, even if it's really slow."

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It returned last night and I have nothing new to add to my previous comment.