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Going six weeks (and counting) without being given a 'time-out' on this site. ???

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You're 5 hours late with this story. ? https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/who-will-inherit-your-porn-collection.161163/page-3#post-2031211

Lamar Jackson denies pooping during ‘Monday Night Football’ The Ravens won 47-42 on Monday night, and despite much speculation, Lamar Jackson says he did not take the Browns to the Super Bowl in the process. During the fourth quarter, Jackson, 23, jogged to the locker room for what was described by the ESPN broadcast as “cramps.” But Jackson’s sudden departure, captured by the broadcast, led fans on social media to speculate that he needed to go for two. Jackson returned a series later to throw a touchdown on fourth down to Marquise Brown that gave the Ravens a 42-35 lead with 1:51 to go in the game before eventually leading Baltimore on a game-winning drive in the final minute. “I didn’t pull a Paul Pierce,” Jackson said in reference to the former Boston Celtics star, who was carried off the court in a wheelchair for an apparent bathroom break during the 2008 playoffs. Instead, Jackson said, he had run to the locker room to get treatment for cramps because of the cold and required intravenous fluids. But before Jackson’s explanation, fans on Twitter ran wild with speculation. After Cleveland tied the game later, Jackson led the Ravens back down the field, setting up Justin Tucker for the go-ahead field goal with two seconds left. A kickoff, a series of laterals and a safety later the Ravens moved to 8-5, a game behind the 9-4 Browns. Lamar Jackson’s COVID-19 theory throws wrinkle into pooping controversy Duty calls, but so does COVID-19. Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson caused a stirwhen he left in the middle of the fourth quarter of the Ravens’ eventual 47-42 win over the Browns on Monday night. When cameras caught the 2019 MVP jogging to the locker room, many thought he was “pulling a Paul Pierce,” who famously left during Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals and revealed years later that it was to keep from pooping himself on national TV. But Jackson, who has denied the notion that he had to go number two and said it was just cramps, revealed that his recent bout with coronavirus could be to blame for his sudden cramping. “Probably. Probably because of the body heat and we’re running in the cold,” he told reporters, per ESPN. “It was so cold out there. That probably had an effect on that as well. I can’t call it.” After testing positive for COVID-19 on Thanksgiving, Jackson was “hit pretty hard” by the virus’ symptoms, according to team officials. Jackson said he spent most of his 10-day quarantine sleeping before returning to the team on Dec 6. Jackson retreated to the locker room for 13 minutes during Monday’s dramatic win in Cleveland, in which the Ravens improved to 8-5. He said he had cramping his throwing arm and both calves. “I was real-life cramping, like my hand, my throwing arm cramping, forearm cramping, fingers getting stuck together,” Jackson said. “I was going through it. I was ticked off.” After returning with less than two minutes left on the clock, Jackson threw a 44-yard touchdown pass to Marquise Brown, then set up Baltimore in field goal range for Justin Tucker’s game-winning 55-yard kick.

Man wins lawsuit against parents who tossed $25K ‘trove of porn’ A hot-and-bothered Michigan man won a lawsuit against his parents for throwing out his pricey collection of porn and sex toys. David Werking, 42, sued his mom and dad, Beth and Paul, for tossing the steamy stash — which he claims was worth $25,000 — while he was living with them in Grand Haven in 2016, according to court papers filed this week. The couple must now fork over a yet-to-be-determined amount of dough to replace the rare “trove of pornography” and “array of sex toys,” U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney ruled on Dec. 10. The judge shot down the couple’s claim that they had warned their son not to bring porno mags or movies into their home when he moved in due to a divorce in late 2016. “This defense fails on both the facts and on the law,” Maloney wrote in the judgement. “Plaintiff is entitled to summary judgment.” The smut-centric spat first flared up in 2017 after Werking left his parents’ pad and moved to Indiana. When he asked them to send his belongings, he noticed dozens of boxes of his kinky collection were missing — and his parents later admitted to scrapping it, according to the lawsuit. “Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff,” his dad said in an email. Werking fired back: “You don’t have to take someone else’s stuff, and I would like it back, along with the sex toys… [and] 1 long container of smutty magazines.” His parents also kept some of the porn — described as the “worst of the worst” — in a safety-deposit box because they feared it might be illegal, according to court papers. “This was a collection of often irreplaceable items and property,” said Werking’s lawyer, Miles Greengard, according to mlive.com. But ultimately the judge ruled Werking’s mom and dad are responsible for paying back their son for the porn. “In this case, there is no question that the destroyed property was David’s property. Defendants repeatedly admitted that they destroyed the property, and they do not dispute that they destroyed the property,” the Maloney wrote in the judgement. Werking and his parents now have until mid-February to file written submissions outlining damages.

I won't get to say this again until the show returns March 4th, but another tremendous episode tonight.

Not especially funny tonight, but the best episode of the season. I loved it.

Somebody came into my lane without signaling recently and I didn't flip him off OR kill him.

I'd try to think of some penis-related pun, that's how. As for what would I name this sport? : Well, whatever you name it, I think the players will want to visit this thread: https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/best-penis-desensitizing-cream-spray.161892/

Kirk Cameron defends mask-less caroling events: 'We believe there is immunity in community' and stupidity, too Kirk Cameron says he’ll continue hosting outdoor, mask optional, mass gatherings to peacefully protest California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s stay-at-home order amid the coronavirus pandemic. After facing criticism for holding an event Sunday outside The Oaks mall in Thousand Oaks, Calif., and another earlier this month with more than 500 attendees, the former Growing Pains star, an evangelist Christian, defended himself Wednesday on Fox News. The segment was juxtaposed with a California judge ruling that two strip clubs in the state can remain open amid the lockdown. Asked about the Thousand Oaks Mayor Claudia Bill-de la Peña calling the gatherings “unchristian” for “ignoring all guidelines,” Cameron replied, apparently unaware the mayor is a woman, “Well, he’s no one to judge someone else’s faith.” The former child star continued, “I’m looking around in my community and I’m seeing the devastation and suffering of people whose businesses have been bankrupted, people dealing with anxiety, depression, suicide is spiking, the abused being quarantined with their abusers and I can’t just ignore that. I love my neighbors and so I want to give them hope a deadly disease.” He added, “We’re offering a chance for people to come sing songs of hope — and that’s exactly what people want to be doing at Christmas time.” Cameron was asked just one other question in the interview and it was whether he’ll continue to host the “Sing It Louder” protests. “Absolutely! People are just clamoring dying to come and be a part of them,” he said. “This is the land of the free and home of the brave covidiot and there are thousands and thousands of people in our community who would rather not suffer in isolation and come out to sing and express their gratitude we're giving them a chance to suffer in a whole hospital ward full of people! Because we believe there is immunity in community but there is desolation in isolation and I want to give people hope my sanctimonious opinion.” On Sunday, mall security reportedly called the Thousand Oaks police to the scene, but officers reportedly encouraged the revelers to mask up and left. While there were many critics of the mask-less display, the gathering doesn’t violate any rules because people can still gather for outdoor religious services and protests despite the regional stay-at-home order. Thousand Oaks is the second-largest city in Ventura County. Earlier this month, COVID-19 hospitalizations reached record heights in Ventura County — and on Tuesday only 1 percent of ICU beds were available, leading to the county’s public health officer to again warn residents about the consequences of not masking up or allowing for social distance. “If a hospital were a car, it would be rattling right now,” Dr. Robert Levin told CBS Los Angeles. “The numbers are getting to be astronomical. People are going to die that don’t need to die.” but, hey, at least they can sing! In nearby Los Angeles County, with 10 million people, fewer than 100 ICU beds remain. At the L.A. County+USC Medical Center, there were no ICU beds available.