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Mysterious ‘angelic figure’ spotted on Mars by spacecraft An ‘angelic figure’ on the surface of Mars has been spotted by the European Space Agency. Scientists were using the Mars Express spacecraft to observe around the south pole of Mars when they spotted what looks like a snow angel formation on the ground. The researchers may have been feeling festive when they pointed out that the formation looks like it has a halo and two wings. A heart shape to the right of the ‘angel’ has also been pointed out. The ESA said in a statement: “The defined wings of an angelic figure, complete with halo, can be seen sweeping up and off the top of the frame in this image.” The colors are due to the different types of sands in the area. An enhanced color image was also released by the ESA. The angel’s left hand is said to be stretched into a ‘sublimation pit’. This is something that occurs when ice on Mars turns into vapour and leaves a depression on the surface. The ESA added: “The ‘head’ and halo are formed of an impact crater, created as a body from space flew inwards to collide with Mars’ crust.” There’s also signs of the surface being disrupted by strong wind formations called ‘dust devils’. The Red Planet is known for its bumpy surface and lots of people think they’ve spotted mysterious objects there. An eerie crater on the dusty slopes of Mars’ Pavonis Mons volcano was once picked out by two space scientists as a prime spot for extraterrestrials. NASA says the “unusual” feature “appears to be an opening to an underground cavern”. An image of the hole was first snapped by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter in 2011, and scientists have studied it ever since. 2020 Perseid Meteor Shower Timelapse

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Lamar Jackson denies pooping during ‘Monday Night Football’ The Ravens won 47-42 on Monday night, and despite much speculation, Lamar Jackson says he did not take the Browns to the Super Bowl in the process. During the fourth quarter, Jackson, 23, jogged to the locker room for what was described by the ESPN broadcast as “cramps.” But Jackson’s sudden departure, captured by the broadcast, led fans on social media to speculate that he needed to go for two. Jackson returned a series later to throw a touchdown on fourth down to Marquise Brown that gave the Ravens a 42-35 lead with 1:51 to go in the game before eventually leading Baltimore on a game-winning drive in the final minute. “I didn’t pull a Paul Pierce,” Jackson said in reference to the former Boston Celtics star, who was carried off the court in a wheelchair for an apparent bathroom break during the 2008 playoffs. Instead, Jackson said, he had run to the locker room to get treatment for cramps because of the cold and required intravenous fluids. But before Jackson’s explanation, fans on Twitter ran wild with speculation. After Cleveland tied the game later, Jackson led the Ravens back down the field, setting up Justin Tucker for the go-ahead field goal with two seconds left. A kickoff, a series of laterals and a safety later the Ravens moved to 8-5, a game behind the 9-4 Browns. Lamar Jackson’s COVID-19 theory throws wrinkle into pooping controversy Duty calls, but so does COVID-19. Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson caused a stirwhen he left in the middle of the fourth quarter of the Ravens’ eventual 47-42 win over the Browns on Monday night. When cameras caught the 2019 MVP jogging to the locker room, many thought he was “pulling a Paul Pierce,” who famously left during Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals and revealed years later that it was to keep from pooping himself on national TV. But Jackson, who has denied the notion that he had to go number two and said it was just cramps, revealed that his recent bout with coronavirus could be to blame for his sudden cramping. “Probably. Probably because of the body heat and we’re running in the cold,” he told reporters, per ESPN. “It was so cold out there. That probably had an effect on that as well. I can’t call it.” After testing positive for COVID-19 on Thanksgiving, Jackson was “hit pretty hard” by the virus’ symptoms, according to team officials. Jackson said he spent most of his 10-day quarantine sleeping before returning to the team on Dec 6. Jackson retreated to the locker room for 13 minutes during Monday’s dramatic win in Cleveland, in which the Ravens improved to 8-5. He said he had cramping his throwing arm and both calves. “I was real-life cramping, like my hand, my throwing arm cramping, forearm cramping, fingers getting stuck together,” Jackson said. “I was going through it. I was ticked off.” After returning with less than two minutes left on the clock, Jackson threw a 44-yard touchdown pass to Marquise Brown, then set up Baltimore in field goal range for Justin Tucker’s game-winning 55-yard kick.

Man wins lawsuit against parents who tossed $25K ‘trove of porn’ A hot-and-bothered Michigan man won a lawsuit against his parents for throwing out his pricey collection of porn and sex toys. David Werking, 42, sued his mom and dad, Beth and Paul, for tossing the steamy stash — which he claims was worth $25,000 — while he was living with them in Grand Haven in 2016, according to court papers filed this week. The couple must now fork over a yet-to-be-determined amount of dough to replace the rare “trove of pornography” and “array of sex toys,” U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney ruled on Dec. 10. The judge shot down the couple’s claim that they had warned their son not to bring porno mags or movies into their home when he moved in due to a divorce in late 2016. “This defense fails on both the facts and on the law,” Maloney wrote in the judgement. “Plaintiff is entitled to summary judgment.” The smut-centric spat first flared up in 2017 after Werking left his parents’ pad and moved to Indiana. When he asked them to send his belongings, he noticed dozens of boxes of his kinky collection were missing — and his parents later admitted to scrapping it, according to the lawsuit. “Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff,” his dad said in an email. Werking fired back: “You don’t have to take someone else’s stuff, and I would like it back, along with the sex toys… [and] 1 long container of smutty magazines.” His parents also kept some of the porn — described as the “worst of the worst” — in a safety-deposit box because they feared it might be illegal, according to court papers. “This was a collection of often irreplaceable items and property,” said Werking’s lawyer, Miles Greengard, according to mlive.com. But ultimately the judge ruled Werking’s mom and dad are responsible for paying back their son for the porn. “In this case, there is no question that the destroyed property was David’s property. Defendants repeatedly admitted that they destroyed the property, and they do not dispute that they destroyed the property,” the Maloney wrote in the judgement. Werking and his parents now have until mid-February to file written submissions outlining damages.

I won't get to say this again until the show returns March 4th, but another tremendous episode tonight.