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Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes 'Bigfoot' Hunting Season A Republican House member has introduced a bill that would create a Bigfoot hunting season. Rep. Justin Humphrey’s district includes the heavily forested Ouachita Mountains in southeast Oklahoma, where a Bigfoot festival is held each year near the Arkansas border. He says issuing a state hunting license and tag could help boost tourism. “Establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt Bigfoot will just draw more people to our already beautiful part of the state," Humphrey said in a statement. Humphrey says his bill would only allow trapping and that he also hopes to secure $25,000 to be offered as a bounty. Micah Holmes, a spokesman for the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation, which oversees hunting in Oklahoma, told television station KOCO that the agency uses science-driven research and doesn’t recognize Bigfoot. FLO HAD BETTER WARN DARRYL

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It's a pity you didn't have drones back then. You could've just sipped pina coladas on the beach and accomplished your mission remotely.

It's a shame you already closed on your little cottage, or you could have retired to this: https://nypost.com/2021/01/23/windsurfer-robby-naishs-hawaiian-estate-hits-market-for-18m/

Well, we've already shown any idiot can get elected to the position. ? You just cannot set up a punchline like that & not expect a response like that. ?:p

He fell short of his goal to out-do Mickey Rooney. ?

I forgot modest.

A series of brilliant, insightful, hilarious, informative posts to this site.

I had a former friend whose mother's side of the family hailed from Pittsburgh, so I always knew this from her mocking Pittsburghers' accents and their use of that term.

co-written and sung by Willona Woods, before she adopted Janet Jackson, of course.

BEST TALK SHOW THEME EVER: EVEN IF THE HOSTS DIDN'T KNOW THE LYRICS: OKAY

I will actually admit that I liked The Partridge Family's music, and have three of their albums on CD. I preferred their second theme song I actually had the 45 of the extended single version.

How could you not mention his greatest contributions to American culture, co-authored with his then-wife, with him singing one, & her the other? George Clooney's proudest credit

Some notes about my own selections: If you watch the GRAND clip, that had to be one of the better casts ever on a failed sitcom. The PHYLLIS theme is almost always mentioned in discussions of the best TV themes ever. The CLASS OF 65 theme is an extended version of the show's opening theme. They expanded it into a single, much as the FRIENDS theme (which I liked) was extended into a single (which I didn't). I always wished there was an extended version of Kim Carnes' MY SISTER SAM theme, but I've never found one. Did y'all know that ONE DAY AT A TIME was co-created by actress Whitney Blake and was loosely based on her experiences as a single mom, including with her daughter Meredith Baxter (to this day, it feels wrong not to type Birney)? And, of course, I'm sure y'all know that HAPPY DAYS came from a LOVE AMERICAN STYLE skit called LOVE AND THE HAPPY DAYS.

You only like it because it ends with WE'LL HAVE A GAY OLD TIME. Growing up, I had a few friends whose last names worked to replace Addams and whose families fit the lyrics. I always liked & preferred the second theme. I was quite fond of him on MY SISTER SAM. But has he had any about you? I liked MAKING IT when it was on the radio. He was much more attractive to me than his brother in their heydays, and I'm sure Tony-award winning James remains jealous of this to this day: Although the extended version is a bit much...

The Star Spangled Banner

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