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Bill opens his show with a monologue ("the water shortage is getting so bad water parks are encouraging kids to pee in the pools"), then he does a ~10 minute one-on-one interview with a guest. It's almost always somebody involved in politics or one of Bill's pet causes in some way, but last night it was Rod, and he was delightful.

They started so badly and put themselves too far behind in a league split into haves and have nots. They don't have the time or talent to even pretend to contend. That being said, there's potential for the line-up to be not awful and Castillo-Mahle-Overton is a decent top of the rotation, so it would not be shocking to see them play .500 ball (or close to it) the rest of the way until they trade Castillo and/or Mahle.

Eduardo Picasso's cock is ginormous and aesthetically beautiful, but it's so big and he's so thin, you fear he will topple over when fully hard or suffer brain damage because there's no blood left up there. He's also rather unattractive.

Hey, @Unicorn & @marylander1940 : ABC’s Big Sky has a new sheriff, and his name is… Jensen Ackles. On Thursday, the network dropped a new teaser for the Season 2 finale featuring the Supernatural alum as the new lawman, cowboy hat and all. In the episode airing Thursday, May 19 at 10/9c, Ackles will guest-star as Beau Arlen, a “confident and charming good ol’ boy from Texas who steps in as temporary sheriff — and Jenny Hoyt’s new boss — as a favor to his friend, Sheriff Tubb,” per our sister site Deadline. The season (perhaps series?) finale, titled “Catch a Few Fish,” will present a “struggle between head and heart,” according to the official synopsis.

I love that song (along with Smokey Mountain Rain).

In this recap of tonight's game, there is a video clip of his first homer of the game... The still shot you see before you hit play shows his ass crack off so clearly it's like he's wearing see-through pants: (it's not the first pic you see, it's the first clip) https://www.pinstripealley.com/2022/5/13/23069609/yankees-mlb-game-score-recap-white-sox-giancarlo-stanton-homers-aaron-judge

https://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=33907076

Niecy's too busy having sex with her wife all over the world. https://pagesix.com/2022/05/11/niecy-nash-living-up-to-her-goal-of-making-love-all-around-the-world/

I actually hadn't watched any new porn in years, but decided to check out Mr. Biaggi based on these comments. I just wanna say thank you. I also like his smile. In one video I noticed several prominent moles on his back that are no longer there. I wonder if he had them removed for vanity, or if he had a melanoma scare. And speaking of great modern cocks I was unfamiliar with, I'd always heard Rafael Alencar's name but had never checked him out until last night. WHAT A GORGEOUS COCK! I can't believe nobody had mentioned it in this thread. Who cares if his ass looks like it has been 'enhanced' more than Khloe Kardashian's?

The Timberwolves plan to hire Steve Senior from the Grizzlies as assistant general manager with a focus on player development, according to Jon Krawczynski of The Athletic (Twitter links). Yeah, but what's his LAST name? And don't people usually just abbreviate Senior as Sr? Oh well, I guess I'll have to ask his son, Steve Junior. Yo no comprendo!

Deja vu all over again... Seven members of the Guardians coaching staff are in MLB Health and Safety Protocols following an apparent COVID outbreak. Pitching coach Carl Willis will serve as acting manager in this weekend’s series in Minnesota. Per Mandy Bell of MLB.com, those in the protocol include bench coach Demarlo Hale, hitting coach Chris Valaika, assistant pitching coach Joe Torres, first base coach Sandy Alomar Jr., third base coach Mike Sarbaugh, and hitting analyst Justin Toole, as well as manager Terry Francona. Only Francona and Hale are confirmed to have tested positive for the virus. While the Guardians’ coaching situation does put the league into uncharted territory as it attempts to navigate the risk-reward of playing games in the midst of intra-team (or, in this case, intra-staff) outbreaks, it doesn’t come entirely as a surprise. MLB’s postponement of yesterday’s game against the White Sox due to COVID concerns — its first of the season — indicated a level of uncertainty regarding the scope of the outbreak sufficient for the commissioner’s office to step in. It remains unclear if any Guardians players were exposed to the virus, though Jesse Rogers of ESPN did report (via Twitter) that positive tests were “mostly” confined to coaches and traveling staff.

Deja vu all over again... Seven members of the Guardians coaching staff are in MLB Health and Safety Protocols following an apparent COVID outbreak. Pitching coach Carl Willis will serve as acting manager in this weekend’s series in Minnesota. Per Mandy Bell of MLB.com, those in the protocol include bench coach Demarlo Hale, hitting coach Chris Valaika, assistant pitching coach Joe Torres, first base coach Sandy Alomar Jr., third base coach Mike Sarbaugh, and hitting analyst Justin Toole, as well as manager Terry Francona. Only Francona and Hale are confirmed to have tested positive for the virus. While the Guardians’ coaching situation does put the league into uncharted territory as it attempts to navigate the risk-reward of playing games in the midst of intra-team (or, in this case, intra-staff) outbreaks, it doesn’t come entirely as a surprise. MLB’s postponement of yesterday’s game against the White Sox due to COVID concerns — its first of the season — indicated a level of uncertainty regarding the scope of the outbreak sufficient for the commissioner’s office to step in. It remains unclear if any Guardians players were exposed to the virus, though Jesse Rogers of ESPN did report (via Twitter) that positive tests were “mostly” confined to coaches and traveling staff.

You have to refer to her correctly. Every time her hubby Vincenzo Price was on a talk show and told a story involving her he would refer to her as "my wife, the actress, Coral Browne." I always wanted to see her birth certificate to know if Coral was her middle name and 'the actress' was her first name, or if 'the actress Coral' was her full first name. BTW, Dame Emma Peel went to a party with Vincenzo when they were making Theater of Blood and she ran into the actress, Coral Browne (who played one of Vinny's victims in the film) in the bathroom, who mentioned that she fancied Vincenzo. Dame Mrs. Peel passed this factoid along to her co-star and the rest was history.

She's back for her third week (the others have had two) and I now think she may have taken the lead. She pushes back on topics without being combative, she's definitely a republican, but seemingly a moderate one, and she will criticize Trump & the party, but a bit less enthusiastically than the other 2 (& Ana Navarro). I think she's the best fit, and would be a huge improvement over Meghan & Elisabitch Hasselback, the most prominent conservatives they've had.

and well-hung, too...

I believe Kris Jenner was behind the leak of the tape. After all, she's done it before!

Dear Abby: I am widowed after 45 years of marriage. A male work friend of 20 of those years wants to have a relationship with me but he’s still married. We have already had incredible phone sex because he said he’s in a sexless marriage. I enjoy our long conversations. He lives up north and I reside in Florida, so we won’t meet in person. Since his wife refuses him sex and because he has been attracted to me from the day we met at work 20 years ago, what do you think about our continued phone sex? — Good Call in Florida Dear Good Call SLUT/WHORE/TRAMP: To paraphrase William Shakespeare, “A rose is a rose by any other name.” So is adultery. If, after having had 45 years of a presumably happy marriage, your goal might be to form a relationship that possibly leads to cohabitation, I would urge you to find someone who’s available, rather than settle for phone sex that will lead nowhere with someone who’s unavailable. AS LONG AS YOU ARE A WANTON, AMORAL HARLOT, WHY NOT ALSO HAVE A PHONE SEX RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS WIFE? THAT WAY NOBODY HAS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT ANYTHING. Dear Abby: Is there a polite way to ask my neighbor where his wife is? I’ve lived in a neighborhood for four years where most people keep to themselves. During COVID, I noticed this female neighbor taking multiple walks each day. I introduced myself and sometimes came across her on my walk. She was pleasant but didn’t seem interested in being “friendly.” She was ALWAYS on her phone every time she left the house. They have a young, teenage daughter who sometimes walked with her mom. I haven’t seen the woman in more than a year. The daughter and dad sometimes walk together with the dog. My reason for wanting to know is to understand their circumstance – did she pass away, did she leave her husband? It’s like she simply vanished. — Concerned Neighbor in a Small Town Dear Concerned MRS. KRAVITZ: The next time you see the husband say, “I used to see your wife walking so often. I haven’t seen her in about a year. How is she?” IF HE KILLED THE BITCH, WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN HE GOES AFTER YOU FOR STICKING YOUR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG? Dear Abby: For the last 14 months, I’ve been in a relationship with a man I adore. Things have been great. There’s just one problem, though, that really bothers me. He rents a room (his living room, actually) to his ex-girlfriend. In the beginning, I didn’t feel I had the right to say anything about it, and he assured me she would eventually move. Well, now we can’t even discuss the issue without getting upset. He says it’s financial. I say he could find another roommate. I suspect he’s just making excuses. I don’t think we can move forward in our relationship with this baggage in our way. I need some advice. — Third Wheel in California Dear Wheel: Actually, I’m not sure you need my advice because your thinking is crystal clear. This man COULD find another “roommate” if he was so inclined. My intuition tells me he may be getting more from his “ex”-girlfriend than rent money. I completely agree that your relationship won’t move forward with that “baggage” in the way. That’s why it’s time to … move on. KILL THE BITCH!

So... only a month into the season and it looks like most of the playoff teams are already obvious. NL: Mets, Dodgers, Brewers, Giants and 2 of Padres/Cards/Braves. AL: Yanks, Rays, Angels, Astros, the Central champ, and either the Jays or the Central's 2nd place team, who might get in by slaughtering the Royals & Pussy Cats Tigers. What say you?

By the way, Reid Detmers of the Angels has no-hit the Rays through five. There seems to be a lot of that going around the last couple of days. Korey Cluber, who'd been off to a great start, gave up 8 runs on 11 hits through 3. It was just about this time last season that he no-hit Texas then went on the IL shortly thereafter. UPDATE: (UPtonDATE?) Detmers through 6 on 64 pitches. UPDATE: (UPtonDATE?) Detmers through 7 on 83 pitches. An error upped his pitch count in the 7th. One more out before it ends, I guess. Ironically, Mike Zunino, one of the worst hitters in the game, bats 2nd in the 8th. UPDATE: (UPtonDATE?) Detmers didn't get the memo, and is through 8 on 94 pitches. UPDATE: (UPtonDATE?) He did it! 108 pitches. Oh, and BTW... baseball's biggest weather nerd is back to being the best player in the game.

Probably only if it was with a 19 year old virgin. 😁🤣😇😜

I noticed in the 'todays birthdays' column that it's occasional contributor @algernon1985 's big day.