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What about house bands ?

Basic bitches?

Paul Lynde wasn't exactly butch when my mother, sister, aunt, & I saw him at the Westbury Music Fair (where my niece - my sister's daughter - graduated from high school in 2017!) with Waylon Flowers and Madame as the opening act. Madame wore her 'Penwah' outfit... she'd gotten it at JC Penwah. I don't recall seeing too many Hell's Angels in the crowd.

Drink them before you put the empty bottles in the freezer and you won't care that your foot hurts.

I apologize beforehand... but... when I saw the topic headline my first thought was 'Did the tiny car catch fire, trapping all the clowns inside?'

There shan't be a season 2.

UK producers are scouting for well-endowed fellas, issuing a casting call for men with preternaturally large penises for a forthcoming documentary. “We’d like to speak to people about their positive and negative experiences of having a large penis, or being with someone who has one,” reads the casting call, which was posted online by Spun Gold, the producers of the documentary “Too Large To Love.” This bold new British series will reveal the oft-harsh realities of living with a titanic tallywacker. “A recent survey found that nearly half of the male population wish they had a bigger penis. So, a bigger penis, a better life, right? Well, not always,” the jumbo johnson appeal read. “A brand new documentary is to discuss the hidden problems of living with a very large penis, how it affects all aspects of life including your sex life, and what help is out there for those in need.” As such, eligible candidates, which entail phallically-gifted men aged 18 and over of all ethnicities and sexualities, will need to be willing to discuss the subject in a manner that will be appropriate for general adult audiences, Wales Online reported. While nudity will be involved in the production, freeing the willy onscreen is not a requirement for accepted applicants. Indeed having mammoth manhood apparently isn’t all its cracked up to be. According to Men’s Health, having a supersized schlong comes with a host of disadvantages, from not being able to find condoms that fit to injuring one’s partner during sex. Not to mention that the size of one’s penis isn’t as big an issue as people think when it comes to the boudoir. “Compatibility of size is the real barometer,” said relationship coach Deboarah Anapol, Ph.D. “A big penis and a small vagina are not a happy combination. Further, knowing how to use the penis skillfully is more important than size.” And the battle of the bulge isn’t merely physical: New York’s Jonah Falcon, who claims to have the world’s largest penis with a 13.5-inch behemoth when erect, says he’s sick and tired of being asked to whip it out. “I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them,” the Brooklyn-born actor fumed during a 2021 interview on ITV’s “This Morning.” “I’ve done it 10,000 times — enough already!”

Jeez... if that's Celsius, global warming is worse than I thought! I empathize with your friends.

You take them both, and there you have THE FACTS OF LIFE. THE FACTS OF LIFE. I am always hot and don't pay for electricity, so my A/Cs usually go on sometime in May and are turned off some time in late September. They used to stay on 24/7 until I got a couple of units with remote controls. (I have difficulty walking and a 19' living room and a bedroom with a lot of furniture to navigate to get to the a/c so it used to be too much of a pain - literally - to go turn them on/off.)

The show has been cancelled.

The Angels have become infinitely less attractive. They have designated Tyler Wade for assignment. He surpassed three years of MLB service time last year, allowing him to qualify for arbitration for the first time. He and the Angels agreed to a salary of $825K, just a bit north of the $700K league minimum. The Angels will have one week to trade him or put him through waivers. Should he clear waivers, he would be eligible to reject an outright assignment and return to free agency, by virtue of having surpassed three years’ service time. However, doing so would mean forfeiting the remainder of his salary, as players need more than five years’ service to reject an assignment while still being guaranteed the money owed to them through their contracts. So they'll likely still have him at AAA.

Amazing and scary stat: The Astros just played 9 games in a row against the NY teams. When that stretch began, the Mets had the 2nd best record, behind the Yanks. Houston went 7-2 and the only times they trailed in the 9 games were after Aaron Judge's 2 walk-off hits. Cristian Javier followed up his 7 hitless innings with 1 BB & 13 Ks in the combined no-hitter thusly: He retired the first 2 Angels, gave up a HR to Clark Kent Ohtani, then retired the last 19 he faced. 14 total Ks. Last 2 starts: 14 IP, 1H, 1R, 1BB, 27 Ks. When McCullers comes back, Javier's their 4th starter. My powers haven't had many chances to manifest lately, but in a rare start in game 1 of today's twinbill Matt 'Has No Formal Training As A' Carpenter went 3-5 with 2 homers & 4 RBI. My name-of-the-days have spurred him to a .293/.420/.902 slash line with 8 HR in 41 AB. BTW, Joey Gallo may be the worst hitter in MLB right now, but his ABs are still somewhat enjoyable to watch, as long as the Yanks are winning. He's 6'5 with a decent face and the squarest broad shoulders on the team. When he gets into his stance you can see he has muscular thighs. His right side faces the camera and his right nipple is usually poking out beneath his shirt, even in warm weather. When his shirt is clinging to his torso you can see he has some pec definition. Now if he could just get a hit once a week... (FROM HIS RANGERS DAYS) (HE LIKES TO BLOW) (NIP NIP HOORAY!) The adorable one hit the first of 4 consecutive StL HRs in the 1st inning today. BTW, the Cards lost that game in which he hit for the cycle, and they are now tied 5-5 today after their 5 run top of the 1st. (LATER) The adorable one just homered again leading off the top of the 9th to break a 6-6 tie. The 7-6 lead held up.

I've heard Dexter say the same thing!

‘Holy cow!’: Glendale street corner named after Yankee legend Phil Rizzuto Councilmember Robert Holden, state elected officials and other organizations unveiled a plaque named “Phil ‘Scooter’ Rizzuto Corner” in Rizzuto’s hometown on Sunday. Rizzuto was raised in Glendale. On top of building a legacy on the baseball field, Rizzuto served his country during the Second World War. He missed three seasons while serving in the U.S. Navy, where he was stationed at Norfolk Naval Training Station in 1943 and later led a crew in the Pacific. He contracted malaria while in New Guinea and was sent to Australia to recover at a U.S. Navy hospital. While there he started baseball tournaments for wounded sailors. Later in life, Rizzuto raised millions of dollars for St. Joseph’s School for the Blind through his annual celebrity golf tournament and donated his earnings from commercials and book deals.

Who is frankly, and why are you asking him (or her) why it's even an issue?