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My favorite drunken bar song: OLD CELLPHONES NEVER DIE... THEY JUST FADE AWAY.

The woman who gave the world Ivanka was 73. P.S. This was NOT a political post; it was a celebrity gossip post.

I meant it's ridiculous that 10 of the 26 man roster (38.5%) is unvaccinated. No other team has had more than 4. The Astros are the only team other than the Yanks who were able to take 100% of their roster. Some NL teams, of course, don't go to Toronto this year. It's being reported that the Yanks are no longer pursuing Benintendi or Taylor, since they have another series there in September and could meet them in the playoffs (if the underachieving Jays make it).

Chris Meloni, who previously has espoused his enthusiasm for working out in the buff, now is doing so in an advertisement for Peloton‘s exercise app. “Apparently, some people think the way I work out is strange,” Meloni says at the top of the new commercial, which was released Thursday. As he does bicep curls and squats in his home gym, the camera pulls back to reveal that the really, really, ridiculously fit actor is wearing nothing but socks and sneakers. “Honestly, I don’t get it.” He goes on to sing the praises of the app’s variety of exercise modalities, including yoga, meditation and running. “In the Peloton community, users are represented by two separate, yet equally motivated groups,” an announcer intones over the end of the spot. “Those who wear pants… and Christopher Meloni.” The lighthearted video comes after a few not-great TV-related moments for the company in the recent past. And Just Like That‘s Mr. Big, played by Chris Noth, had a heart attack after riding a Peloton bike in the Sex and the City continuation’s premiere. The fitness company quickly produced a wink-wink ad featuring instructor Jess King and Noth, but then pulled it after Noth was accused of sexual assault by four women. Then, in January, a Billions character also suffered a heart attack after using a Peloton bike. That character did not die, however; Peloton later said it was not aware that its product would be featured in the Showtime drama. https://tvline.com/2022/07/14/chris-meloni-naked-peloton-ad-video/

MAJOR PENNANT RACE-ALTERING NEWS: THE YANKEES HAVE REACQUIRED TYLER WADE, THOUGH THERE IS NO ROOM FOR HIM ON THE MAJOR LEAGUE ROSTER, SO HE’LL HEAD TO THE MINORS.

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The Jays have had an advantage at home this season against every team but the Yanks and 1 other because Canada's vaccination laws have left teams playing without assorted unvaccinated players when they visit, but this is ridiculous... Ten Kansas City Royals players, including four of their top hitters and their best two starting pitchers this season, will not travel to Toronto for this week's four-game series with the Blue Jays because they have not received the COVID-19 vaccination. The vaccine requirement for border-crossing travel into Canada will affect outfielder Andrew Benintendi, super utilityman Whit Merrifield, catcher MJ Melendez, first baseman/outfielder Hunter Dozier, right-hander Brad Keller, right-hander Brady Singer, center fielder Michael A. Taylor, outfielder Kyle Isbel, reliever Dylan Coleman and catcher Cam Gallagher. IN OTHER NEWS... Walk-off 3 run HR for Lin-Manuel's cousin today. After an awful start, he's hitting .260/.299/.463

So... the story changes! Did you really see the tryout at all, or are you just trying to get attention? 😇 How about transitioning? 😁 Hello, @BenjaminNicholas, it's me, God... sorry, my bad! 🤪

The one nearest me had the Y & one of the Es blown out for the longest time, so it was POPE'S

Let me guess: Merman played Dorothy, Perkins was the Scarecrow and Liberace was Glinda the Good Witch. Who else was in the cast?

SUBWAY is giving out 1 million free 6 inch subs (first 50 customers per location) between 10 AM and noon local time TU 7/12/22. Leave tonight & prepare to camp out overnight to reserve your place in line! ADDED LATER: I've known about this for days... I'm so, so sorry I didn't post this sooner, so y'all could've planned.

Matt 'The Cardinals have been shut out in 4 of their last 8 games' Carpenter now seems to be starting full-time. He's DHing tonight and just hit his daily homer. He is now struggling along at .339/.446/.871

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The Rays have acquired Christian Bethancourt in return for 2 minor leaguers, one of whom is also a Christian! The Tigers were blown out today and for the second time this year they asked position player Kody Clemens to pitch. I wonder why they think of him when they need a pitcher... The Phillies have overtaken the Cards for the 3rd wildcard spot and today they were nursing a 1-0 lead heading into the bottom of the 9th. Cory Knebel, who lost the closer spot due to too many blown saves, came on and walked the 1st man, then an error was made to give the Cards 1st & 3rd with nobody out... so, of course, Knebel got out of it and the Phils are now 2 games up on them, 3 in the loss column.

Yes. As is former Yankee Rob Refsnyder, who had 4 hits for the Bosox tonight. BTW, Aaron Hicks is the father of Tiger Woods' great nephew... meaning the son of Tiger's niece. It's too soon to tell if he's great.

Methinks God is trying to tell MLB that he/she/they is/are Jewish. The Bosox are the only team with 2 Christians this season (Arroyo, Vasquez). They have had constant starting pitching injuries and might not make the playoffs. (They play the Yanks 14 more times). The A's have a Christian (Bethancourt) and are probably the worst team this season. They recently demoted Cristian Pache. And don't get me started on the travails of the 4th place Marlins and their 3 Jesuses... The two teams with the longest current winning streaks (the O's & Tigers) have neither a Christian nor a Jesus on their rosters. Just sayin'...

New starting corner outfielder Matt 'I hadn't started in the outfield in 9 years' Carpenter (RF last night, LF tonight) went 3-4 with a double and (of course) a HR tonight. Aaron Hicks is hitting quite well recently. Aaron Judge is not. Methinks God is trying to tell MLB that he/she/they is/are Jewish. The Bosox are the only team with 2 Christians this season (Arroyo, Vasquez). They have had constant starting pitching injuries and might not make the playoffs. (They play the Yanks 14 more times). The A's have a Christian (Bethancourt) and are probably the worst team this season. They recently demoted Cristian Pache. And don't get me started on the travails of the 4th place Marlins and their 3 Jesuses... The two teams with the longest current winning streaks (the O's & Tigers) have neither a Christian nor a Jesus on their rosters. Just sayin'...

Mrs. Marciano has filed for divorce.