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Michael Kay had it his way with the rare Burger-King matchup when the Yankees took on the White Sox on Thursday afternoon. During the first leg of the teams’ doubleheader, White Sox slugger Jake Burger came up to the plate to face Yankees pitcher Michael King in the top of the seventh inning. By the third pitch of the at-bat, Kay realized what type of shenanigans were unfolding in front of him. “Check the bug up there — Burger against King,” Kay said. “Burger King.” And then the quips started coming. “Well, King wants to have it his way right now.” After Burger grounded out to third base, Kay slipped in, “That was a whopper of an out that King got.”

I can't believe the last one is now locked. Time flies... Jemima Butterworth

This is so sad... I just got some new edibles from my dealer and the print on the packaging is so small I'm going to need a magnifying glass to figure out the correct dosage. Thank God I actually have my mom's. Glad I kept it!

Well, I may have been wrong about Seager & Semien, but not DeGrom. Well, I guess the conditional option has come into play.

Actually, no... he's my usual type, I just don't find his face to be anything special.

Woody Harrelson's 'Cheers' co-stars puked with him 'out of solidarity' after on-set snafu Ted Danson and George Wendt revealed that they once vomited on the “Cheers” set with Woody Harrelson after the vegetarian actor found out he had eaten pork. “[One night] we had catered Chinese food, and Woody found out after about 20 minutes that he was eating pork,” said Wendt, 74, according to IndieWire. “And he decided to go purge. So I told him, ‘Out of solidarity, I will purge with you.’ And Ted said, ‘I’ll purge, too.'” According to Wendt, the trio had a wonderful time puking. “There were only three stalls in the Stage 25 men’s room,” recalled the actor. “And I’ll tell you this: You don’t want to laugh while puking.” LOVELY! JUST... LOVELY!

Meh. His face is nothing special. Perhaps he should've captioned the pic GOD MADE ME GRATE.

Oh. I was thinking 'bad week for Tiffany' when I saw the headline, 'first she's in a car accident, and now @marylander1940 is ragging on her...'

Hamburger chain Slutty Vegan to unveil Hooker Fries and they'll offer you some of their pie for dessert.

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For the 2nd time in 2 years, a child of a former Red Sox star has done something bad. Last year Dennis Eckersley's daughter abandoned her newborn daughter in the woods, although she called 911 and led the cops to her in time. She has mental issues. Now the son of the late George Scott has killed his 8 year old son and himself. The boy's mother has been missing for 4 years and Scott is considered a POI.

Kill him slowly and painfully

My 3 month supply of Advair, usually $131, just cost me $327 because I'm in the donut hole, the first time I've ever experienced that. I'll have to stretch it to 4+ months. I have 1 1/2 inhalers in the house, so 4 1/2 will have to last 7 months. Maybe I'll see my pulmonologist when the weather cools off and beg him for samples.

Former Hudson Jewelry Store and Coffin Manufactory, Yours for $1.25 Million That must've been one interesting Yellow Pages ad.

anyone except Edward Scissorhands.

The actress who plays Jay's sister on GHOSTS plays his widow in this. Utkarsh Ambudkar raps, btw. * Disney+ has released a trailer for World’s Best, a hip-hop musical comedy co-written by and starring Utkarsh Ambudkar (Ghosts), who also co-wrote the film’s original songs. The movie premiere Friday, June 23.

But isn't that where they belong, according to many gay porn flicks? (and the HBO series OZ)

First you say you go to Queens for great Koran food, now you mix up Scientology with Christian Science. What great childhood religious trauma is causing these lapses?

Old News When Roseanne and Tom Arnold were married, they both went on a diet and Tom told a reporter that was one of the reasons.

4 women injured in wild NYC knife, hammer attack during neighbors' feud CHICK FIGHT!!!

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Sorry, I just can't get past the popcorn ceiling.