MassageDrew

The only thing I want to see on the top’s cock is some macapuno. ?

Haha, I haven’t had that in ages.

Are you saying you like rocky road?

Haha, the ice cream yes. Not the rocky road looking stain on the top’s cock cuz someone didn’t douche

I love frog legs.

I’ve also tasted goat meat - not a fan.

Hmmm rocky road LOL

"I went through college in Canada." --- versus "I attended." "I have stayed in Maryland, California, and Texas." --- versus "I have lived in." "...ones in a while visiting art galleries and museums..." "… and above all I am a genuine man! " -- versus "I am genuine."

 

It doesn't sound to me like a person whose primary language is English, even though I suppose, being from Canada, French might be. Still, the fact that you told him that you were not looking for any sort of relationship, and he neither refers to that message nor addresses it, leads me to believe that he is either using a form letter, or is really, really hard-headed. Either way, I personally would take a pass on this one.

I agree. He’s just trying to see if I’d take his bait. He probably contacted others as well. He seems nice looking from the pictures he sent but he’s likely using someone else’s pictures to lure his victims. I just hope nobody falls for his tricks. He went by Micheal - the letter E came before the letter A.

A. It seems like some sort of scam to me, or at least someone who just likes to waste people's time on line.

 

B. He obviously cannot receive clear communication, so what sort of friend or partner could he make anyway? You very explicitly told him "no thanks" but then he proceeded to send you a long email that details how wonderful of a partner he would be.

 

My general rule of thumb is I don't even reply to people online on dating/hookup websites unless they are local, and I've seen very similar messages to the one you posted many times. I assume that if I responded it would quickly turn to some sort of scam along the lines of, "Can you lend me a little money to help my relocation since I'm so in love with you even though we've ever met?" or some such garbage.

I totally agree. You’d think saying I’m not interested would do the job but then he sent that long email. I’m just going to ignore him at this point.

I don’t necessarily jump up and down but I do twist or do the hula hoop motion to swish the water around. It’s like gargling with mouthwash to get all the nooks and crannies, sort of. You get my drift.

Get yourself a small dildo too. After rinsing out, I use it as a test to see if there are any leftovers when you pull it out. And it gets you ready to have fun, less painful when you take on the real deal.

Okay so I’m posting this unsolicited email. First of all, I’m a member of a meetup group where he claims he found my profile. He sent me a PM through that meetup. He indicated that he really liked my profile and thought he would like to get to know me better. I responded thanking him for the interest but I wasn’t looking for any sort of relationship - serious or not. Then here is his follow-up message. What do you think?

“Hi Andy,

How are you doing ? , I had to take my time to write you all about me..... Please allow me to tell you more about myself. I am (deleted his name here) . I am 41 Yrs old. I have been unlucky getting a perfect match. Its has been a very bad experiences for me, but I believe God got his plans. I'm born and brought up in Toronto, The Northern part Toronto, Canada. My father is a Canadian. (from Quebec to be Precise) while my mom is from Maryland. I went through college in Canada. . I have stayed in Maryland, California and Texas. I do travel sometimes for work. I love all kind of food, anything goes for me especially Italian, and Seafood.

I basically enjoy swimming, dining out, watching a good movie or professional sports (basketball/soccer/football), ones in a while visiting art galleries and museums, listening to music, playing cards/dominoes, taking a walk, and also like been around my friends.. i hope my ideal partner would some of this if not all

I believe I have plenty to offer - good conversation, happy moments and making memories , no hang ups, no emotional baggage, and above all I am a genuine man! I am also very loyal, romantic and playful. I don't know if I would describe myself as 'funny', but am choosy about who I spend my time with and believe I have a charming sense of humor.

It would be great to get to know you better.

I can't think of anything better than sharing all that I have and all that I am with someone who loves me.

What sort of relationship do you want?

What type of work are you doing ?

I attached a picture of my self...I hope you send me yours too.

So if I touch a chord with you, please e-mail me back.

Best regards

(Deleted the name again)”

I feel like it’s one of those “I’m a Nigerian prince and my billions is being held in a bank in some country. I just need $10k to get it out. In exchange I’ll give you 10%” type of BS that some people fall for. I’m just shaking my head. I have no plans to respond ever. Not that I’m opposed to dating and relationship, just not how he’s going about it.

Just use water. It’s as natural as you can get since you drink it every day. Do it multiple times til the water that comes out runs clear and no smell. Soap will do more damage to your body in the long run. I normally use the enema bulb when traveling. I have the shower attachments at home which makes it easier. As a first timer be sure to lube up.

Time heals wounds and I don’t think I’m in pain anymore but learning to trust again is another story. My last relationship was a painful one. We’ve been together for a while then all of a sudden he just disappeared. I couldn’t reach him by email or by phone. Heck, I even tried handwritten letters. Alas, no response. I was ghosted is the term they use for that. We loved each other or so I thought, for my part at least. After a month, he just showed up at my doorstep again. He didn’t offer any explanation but just wanted to pick up where we left off as if nothing happened. After dealing with the emotional roller coaster and I made a decision to let him go. I loved him but I can’t keep the kind of relationship that has a hole in it. Maybe at some point he thought he found someone better but didn’t work out. Who knows? I’ve healed since, yes, and have dated from time to time, or hired LOL. But learning to trust is a bit harder than the healing part I think. Will I get there? Time will tell, or so they say.

Whether it is an appointment with a new provider or someone I’ve booked more than once, I like to be always aware of the time. I actually sat one afternoon and just waited. Be somewhat conscious when 15 minutes had past then half an hour. Like others had posted, I don’t wear a watch so it is up to me to be mindful of it. I do enjoy a good conversation but I’m hiring for the fun of it and not yapping. If he’s talking me to death then I’ll just take control of the situation and initiate the physical interaction. Give him the signal that talk is over. It’s time for some fun. If he cannot get into it then he’s just there to milk it and get paid for yapping. It’s time to end the session altogether. If you’re waiting for the provider to initiate it, and for the most part they will, then someone like Theo/Leo will take advantage of it for more $$.

Nope, there is no life after. Some are clinging to hope that somehow it will be better after they leave this unfulfilled life of theirs.

A bowl of orecchietti pasta with italian sausage and drizzled with a nice simple olive oil dressing. Top it with some shredded parmesan cheese. A little salt and pepper to taste of course.

There’s really no reason not to get tested nowadays. I get swabbed in both the throat and butt. It can be uncomfortable, yes, but the peace of mind knowing I’m clear makes it all worth while.

I open the door for anyone regardless of gender. People who find it sexist are taking political correctness to a whole new level and not in a good way. You hold the door and it’s sexist. You let the door close on them and you’re an a**hole.

Good luck on your new hobbies.

I prefer to juice it. It’s texture is just nasty just like most veggies. If I have to eat it then I usually shred it to smaller pieces.

Too bad cuz the pics look hot

It is Kenneth. Same guy for sure. Saw him once but I wouldn’t go back. I think his massage is good as someone else had posted but not great. Good is not going to make up for the overall experience.

Has anyone tried Esteban at Sir Spa in Chicago? Their doesn’t have any photos but I know he’s one of the new guys over there. Any info is much appreciated

I’d be curious to hear about your experience when you do try him

I’ve gone on weekend trips before and have purposely left behind any electronics. Guess what, I survived. The world managed to survive before the dawn of mobile technology and it will continue to do so when another technology replaces it.

A man in Alabama hid some kernels inside his ass and chocolate-covered popcorn came out HAHAHA

J/k

I know I do want to try him at some point