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It's very much a grower, so if I was ever to have my penis tattooed I'd have to take account of that. I'd have to pick something that looked good at about 2.5x its original size.

Haha. I'm not running out, just not sure where to put it. Also, my flaccid penis isn't large enough for a 'large tattoo'.

I'm particularly enjoying the trend towards very colourful tattoos just now, but they fade quickly. I have my next one planned, but I can't decide where to get it done. It will be reasonably large, and I don't have that much canvas to play with.

I'm sure they love the unsolicited advice. Do you know that it doesn't help their business, or is that a best guess?

I'm sure they love the unsolicited advice. Do you know that it doesn't help their business, or is that a best guess?

My favourite is the German, which is 'handy'. It sounds fantastically camp. "Mein handy!"

The correct side of the street, at least when people routinely rode horses and carried swords. Just because you guys decided to follow Napoleon Boneparte’s lead. Also we don’t use ‘cell phones’, we use mobile phones.

Yup. Kerb, aluminium, centre, colour. We could play this game all day.

Even car people don't do that, though, because the drivers' side can be either left or right. The proper terms are nearside and offside (the former being the side closest to the kerb, therefore the right in the US and the left in the UK).

It's true of anal fisting, though.

In America, yes. They're tank tops in the UK.

Funnily enough that style would be called a tank top in the UK, while the American 'tank top' would be called a vest here. While I'm not as old as the people in these pictures, my grandmother used to knit me tank tops like these: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/15/08/29A000A500000578-3124079-image-a-13_1434354842825.jpg

I've mentioned this in other threads, but I find that a largely plant based diet and the addition of some fibre supplements (pure for men specifically) means that I don't have to douche. Once I have a BM 98 times out of 100 there will be no appreciable faecal residue. Douching isn't particularly good for you, so I avoid it as much as possible. I'm generally confident that I can get fucked at the drop of a hat with no mess.

Indeed, and she was apparently the first artist to have a song chart at #1 twice with I Will Always Love You. I think you're right, it probably is the greatest cover. I can't think of a more successful one off the top of my head, and it doesn't diminish the original.

Indeed, and she was apparently the first artist to have a song chart at #1 twice with I Will Always Love You. I think you're right, it probably is the greatest cover. I can't think of a more successful one off the top of my head, and it doesn't diminish the original.

Muse, Feeling Good: Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You:

Oooo, that looks like an old Ford Sierra (sold as a Merkur in the US I think). The car would be from the late '80s/early '90s, and doesn't look brand new. That combined with the clothes he is lying on makes me think this must be mid-'90s?

I believe so, though the guys in drag likely are Steelers players.

No problem. In this specific context the 500e is pretty competitive. It has the largest battery, the most equipment, and can be charged fastest (unless the Spark is equipped with the optional SAE combo charger). I'm not generally a fan of FCA vehicles, I must admit, but there are a few models that are pretty good within their segment. The 124 is rather nice, and a good alternative to the Miata if you seek a little more comfort and practicality than it provides. The Alfa Giulietta is beautiful, and great to drive (better than anything else in the segment for me, with the Jaguar XE not far behind). The Jeep Renegade is about the only car in the small crossover segment that is decent off-road (especially in Trailhawk form). The Chrysler Pacifica reviews extremely well, if minivans are your thing.

Sorry, I might have rolled my eyes a bit there. Is there a particular reason you say that (with specific reference to the 500e)?

It is indeed irrelevant for me, but thanks.

Correct, especially not a first degree relative. Edit: that said, I did grow up on a small island so I'm probably the product of generations of inbreeding.

That's one benefit of the Spark, there are nearby dealers that should be able to service it. That said it won't be that big a deal for me to trailer the 500e or Smart to LA for an annual service.

Two horny, hard relatives...

When I get back to the US I am going to need two cars. One will be a small-medium sized SUV (most likely the Mazda CX-5), and the other will likely be a small used EV. The three main contenders for the latter are the Chevy Spark EV, Fiat 500e and Smart Fortwo ED. The Chevy reviews the best, but the Fiat has slightly greater real-world range and is better equipped. The Smart is by far the cheapest (about half the price of the Chevy). I also have something of a soft-spot for Smart Fortwos. Does anybody on here own one of these EVs? If so, what has your experience of ownership been like? I would be particularly interested to know what range you average, and in what conditions. (N.b. I'm not looking to start a debate about EVs here, just looking for experiences).