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escortrod

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  1. Pure for Men. Really. I haven’t had to douche since I started taking it, and I have remained clean as a whistle. Given that douching can be pretty unhealthy in a number of ways this is a great, almost foolproof alternative.
  2. Russell T Davies, who wrote the original QAF, recently wrote three intertwined series that appear to take place in the same universe: “Tofu”, “Banana”, and “Cucumber”. I can’t recommend them highly enough. Cucumber was particularly good. You might have to be slightly creative to find them though.
  3. I haven’t had any clients make cruel comments, thankfully. That said, I rarely care what people think of how I look, so long as it doesn’t significantly impact my career prospects (I.e. I’d like to have a pink Mohawk again, but that would be unacceptable in my main profiession). I’m pretty confident that I could brush off any negative comments about my physical appearance from a client.
  4. A sub guy I meet regularly has very large lips. When he throats my cock, balls deep, and looks up at me with an expression of gratitude his lips look great. He looks like a natural born cocksucker.
  5. I would be reticent to book a client who had committed violent and/or sexual crimes. Otherwise I would consider it his/her business.
  6. To me a boyfriend experience entails greater physical and emotional intimacy than might be expected of a typical encounter. Talking before the experience and getting to know each other, gentle and sensual physical interaction, cuddling, holding, etc. That has roughly coincided with the expectations of all of the clients who have requested BFE from me.
  7. Automation can’t come soon enough. Even a combination of AEB and lane keep assist could have averted this, and they are becoming ubiquitous.
  8. Eh. If he stays fit it will look fine. If he gets out of shape his ass won't look great anyway. Swings and roundabouts.
  9. Good to see a medical professional doing his bit for the environment.
  10. There are a couple of clients I meet who I actively look forward to hearing from. They are regulars who I have established a bond with. In all cases the sex hasn’t gone stale either. There is only one regular that I don’t particularly relish hearing from, but he’s a nice guy so I keep meeting him.
  11. My favourite film of the year. The setting reminded me a lot of parts of my childhood, and the sex scenes were pretty realistic, though more lube would have been appropriate.
  12. I have no idea what that is, but I will assume it’s friendly advice.
  13. I've had a little acid reflux before.
  14. The author of the article has no idea what a squat is.
  15. Just think of it as a frat house fantasy...
  16. Facial hair is fine for rimming, but on behalf of those of us who don’t have asbestos butt holes, I would advise against specifically using your facial hair in this area (e.g. rubbing it).
  17. The one that really irritates me is when people incorrectly use "a sight for sore eyes" to refer to something they dislike. A sight for sore eyes is something positive, i.e. it would relieve sore eyes, not cause them.
  18. What's clear, in the UK at least, is that men are the more dangerous drivers, when considering deaths and serious injury rates. By quite a substantial margin at that. It is now illegal in the EU for insurers to differentiate pricing based on gender, but before that was the case women enjoyed significantly cheaper car insurance.
  19. I’ve been following him on Tumblr for a couple of years. He is insanely hot, and I’d love to fuck him. He seems to be into B.B. a lot, though, which puts me off a bit, but to each his own.
  20. You don't like being called Beachy?
  21. Surely if your parents chose to legally name you 'Bob', and you have not legally changed it to 'Robert' then your 'REAL first name' is Bob.
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