topinla

So the score so far

Escort: 1

Grammar police: 0

Economy for domestic, Canada and Mexico. Business everywhere else.

Definitely my type of guy!

To all the Australian fellas

Has any of you met Max James? Rent men escort based in Melbourne but currently in Brisbane. I am flying to Melbourne in a few days. He seems to have quite a few positive review on rent men.

https://rent.men/MaxJames

Thanks in advance

I'm enthralled with dangerous-looking guys- bikers, guys with jailhouse tatts, laborers. I've never acted on it but I came close once. I hired a laborer to trim the trees and he was pretty hot. I could just tell that he wanted to have sex. He asked to come in and use the bathroom and I followed him into the bathroom. We dropped trou and he had a big uncut dick, but I saw that his shorts were full of skid marks and it grossed me out, so I backed out.

You could’ve asked him to join you in the shower for a quick rinse and clean.

My tale is a bit different. I hooked up with a guy while I was in Miami. We didn’t talk much. It was blow and go.

Fast forward two weeks later I was in NYC and checked in a midtown hotel. Turns out he is a bartender there. We hooked up again and this time we swapped numbers.

Quick update guys.

I must say. For someone who say he isn't gay and never fooled around with other guys, he sucked cock really well

And yes, there was a “gift” involved.

Why do you say that? Friday night is tonight. Hopefully we will be regaled by @topinla with a marvelous tale in a few days.

 

Gman

On my way to his place.

I did listen to most of your suggestions to meet in a public place in case he goes Patrick Bateman aka American Pyscho on me. So we arranged to met at Santa Monica pier at 230pm. He lived in the area and I didn’t mind driving. We did the standard greeting Hi hello it’s nice to meet you. He’s even better in the flesh.

He suggested we walk around the area and I was more than happy to do that. As we walked he did ask me if I was gay. I told him I was a flaming queen (and a top) which he responded with a hearty laugh. I asked him if he got hit on by a lot of guys either on Instagram or at clubs etc. Pretty much he said but that it didn’t bother him. This time I was the one asking more questions. Are you gay (no). Fooled around with other guys (jerked off with other guys (or so he tells me) and checked out other guys dicks). Have you met any of your Instagram fans (rarely) or accepted any indecent proposals (no but have been tempted a few times). Why did you decide to meet me I asked. He responded because I was a local and I have met some of his acquaintances. He didn’t say friends, just acquaintances. He must have gone through my Instagram posts.

I asked him why he suggested ‘spending a few hours with me’. He said in our earlier messages I mentioned to him I’m like the white rabbit in the movie Alice in Wonderland and that I’m always on the run on weekends. He’s a smart hot guy.

I ‘jokingly’ told him I thought he was a rentboy on the side when he said spend a few hours with me. He just gave me a grin.

We swapped numbers and planned another catch up. I told him this weekend would be good as I’m flying to Australia in 2 weeks for the Mardi Gras.

Friday night. His place.

No, no, no my friend, that is absolutely not enough details!

 

What was the “more”?

 

I beg you!

More = we drank coconut juice. It was refreshing!

I’m here y’all. Not to worry I’m still alive. Got busy since Sunday that’s all.

I’ll post a longer update later on. Short version.... we met in a public place. He was smoking hot. We chatted. And more.

can I get first dibs on your stuff?

 

has he seen a picture of you already?.....I think the meet-and-greet is the way to go....make it a place very near him to show sincere interest.....keep it all very casual and friendly

 

and, like I do, leave a note in the middle of your living room floor with where you are and the dude's name for when your friends/relatives break down your door looking for you in a few days

Yes he has seen pictures of me. He follows me on Instagram.

I agree. Meet and greet would be the way to go. I don’t think he has anything sinister planned. He has a famous face and bod :D

So I’ve been chatting to this guy on Instagram for the last two weeks. He is a model. I made a comment to a post he made and he replied by direct message. I’ve been complimenting him on his wonderful physique and he’s like “aw shucks man thanks”. And I also made a comment that he must be getting tons of messages and a few indecent proposals from both girls and guys. Apart from that my messages to him has always been polite. Well, mostly anyway

My last message to him was how he was filling his time when he’s not doing any work or photoshoots besides going to the gym. He said he makes himself busy by doing stuff without elaborating.

Just a few minutes ago he sent me a message asking what I was doing on Sunday. I’ve got no plans on Sunday I told him. He then send come to my place and spend a few hours with me.

Not sure what to think of that or how to reply to it.

Guys, your thoughts? I didn’t want to be too presumptuous and ask him how much in case he just wants to chill out like I’m one of his bros.

Normally when I’m interested to get into a guy’s pants I’d be upfront about it especially when the guy isn’t escorting.

I would pass on this guy. I made contact with him when I was in Sydney and I was set to make a booking but another forum member who had met him told me not to. Pics are not recent and the bod is nowhere near those pics.

Could be he was saving himself for anothe client? Or he was already spent from clients earlier in the day? It could be anything.

Was he shirtless? Freeballing?

Reminds me of the human ken

 

IcelandBoy:

 

Human Ken:

Well thanks a lot @7829V . All the more reason for me not to hire him.

But the masseur isn’t hot.

This is like a soap opera. I cannot wait to know what happens next. Please OP keep us posted

+1

Sometimes things are just not fair.

It’s true. But if he sounds like David Beckham you’d know there is justice in the world

I'm not even going to have to do that. I found my future husband. It's Jeff Swoll and I'm going to him. Ya see why?

 

You can have Jeff. I’ll take those huskies. Then he’ll leave you and come running to me

The UCLA water polo team.

I don’t think you can do them all

No way, you are going to have to wrestle me for this one. Too beautiful, sexy. I will drain the bank account.

We’d really like to see you both wrestle to win the honor of pleasing that hunk.

Jennifer Anniston - could not stand her on Friends

Kristen Stewart - dull on and off the camera

Kellan Lutz

Chris Pine

Ray Romano

Tom Cruise

There are overweight clients? Dear Lord....