Mo Mason

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural. I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard. A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45? I thought you were in your 60s." Any recommendations? And no, I can't shave it off. I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline. lol

I will be in Chicago for IML/Memorial Day weekend if anyone wants to hang out. I'm a little sloppy, but a good time otherwise. 🤪

For me, the ideal boyfriend experience involves a lot of physical contact. Touching. Caressing. Kissing. Massaging. Cuddling. Slow dancing. I don't experience very much physical contact with others until I hire for it. The physical closeness and touching is what really defines the experience.

Oh man, yes! A good-looking verbal top who's into getting his ass worshiped... he better be charging at least $300 per hour, I insist.

Well they're not public anymore! I've never seen his face. Does he look like Armie Hammer? Mark Ruffalo? Keith Moon? Brad Pitt? Steve Buscemi?

RRCH has his home location set really near to me so I'm very interested myself. But of course... profile is expired. Should I gift him a membership? Serious question.

So you all are saying that he's great, but what does he look like? I'm a face guy. To me, good looks in the facial area trump body, cock, ass... all of it. So, how's the face? What movie star/musician/athlete/celebrity would you say he looks like? I'm genuinely curious about this because I'm headed to Chicago soon and would like a general idea of what this guy looks like. He's been on my radar for several months.

He saves himself for the second session (in a strangely spiritual sense). He's giving me Mormon vibes which, I'm not going to lie about it, is kind of hot.

My experience with three of the providers who've been mentioned here: coltenbarett: super cute twink.. he's a twunk nowadays... I think he was brand new to escorting when I hired him... this was back in 2019ish.. we are both bottoms and were new to hiring/providing.. so it was awkward.. we were nervous.. not much happened. I still recommend him because he was good people/the vibe was right. A+ alxward: super hot giant.. he had just come from a party and was a bit tipsy... kissed very aggressively.. I'm super submissive and would rather be on my knees than sucking face, so I feel like he didn't read that room very well.. nothing much happened in our hour together after that. I still recommend him because he was good people/the vibe was right. A+ travischambers: hired him for an overnight with only two hours notice, so super accommodating on his part... such a cute and friendly otter.. we had such a fun time but in a friendly, platonic way... I was awkward so we didn't do anything sexually.. I watched him sleep because I'm a weirdo.. I still recommend him because he was good people/the vibe was right. A+ These guys did really well. They were hires from six to eight years ago. I blame ME for the shortcomings. I was new. I was nervous. I didn't communicate directly or correctly. They were not great experiences for me at the time, but I recognize that that was my fault entirely, not theirs.

My comment is probably irrelevant because I met him so long ago, but I had an overnight with him back in 2017 and, of the probably 30-something pros I've hired in the last 12 years, he's in my top 3. Super fun guy.

I met with him 8 or 9 years ago and he had the exact same photos in his ad, so those are not recent. He was a nice guy so I didn't give him a rating, but it would have been a low one if I had. $800 for two hours and all he did was flex, let me blow him, and talk about himself... a lot.

"I am into" doesn't list kissing which is a shame because I find his lips to be his most appealing and sexy feature.

I'm glad you asked this question because after reading through the responses I can tell you that I have overspent by thousands of dollars since I started hiring. I've always sought 4-star accommodations for hosting and now I see that it probably was not necessary. From now on I will try to book 2-to-3 stars so that I can use the savings to give better tips.

It's an actor/musician named Dylan Minnette. I think he's cute. I change the photo every few months. I have used my actual face pic from time to time.

I afford hiring by only doing it once or twice per year, for an hour or two at a time. I'm not rich like some other dudes here. I'm actually quite poor. I make about 32k a year. I hire when I can after saving up for several months. I'm proof that this hobby transcends social class. It's not only for you rich douchebags. I can pass. I'm dirt poor, but even I can afford luxury once a year.

Don't I wish. That's an actor named Dylan Minnette. I've had my actual face on here before so some of you have seen me. I switch it up from time to time.

Yes, one should reasonably expect this but, as some of you know, I am not normal. lol I often explicitly request to be ignored during sessions. I'm self-conscious and don't like to be watched while I'm worshiping a guy's body, feet, ass, cock.. what ever. It plays into that dom/sub scene I so enjoy. So I always let him know that he is totally welcome to play on his phone, close his eyes, watch tv, etc. As long as his attention is not on me and what I'm doing... he could fall asleep for the whole session for all I care. But I'm kind of odd, paying men to ignore me. I know this. I also eat peanut butter on my hamburgers.

Yes! Thank you, Mister Moderator. To remain on topic, I will end my diatribe with this: I almost exclusively seek straight providers because I am a (gay slur that begins with the letter f) and I like to be used and abused by straight men. Don't question me or the moderator will step in and shut you down, bitches. 🤪

Arranging a group with a provider is probably best done during the Palm Springs get together in April, huh?

Thank you for the kind and subtle kink-shaming. I prefer that over outright meanness, I suppose.

Being a woman (in my family) also involves this. I'm in a family full of Lutherans and Pentecostals. Maybe that's where I get it from; I grew up around a bunch of submissive housewives. Problem is they've all been submitting to some very unattractive men. Most of them are downright grotesque. At least I get to hire very good-looking men for that same roleplay. But that's why I hire "straight" escorts. They allow me to fall into that role much more convincingly than a gay provider. I know. I'm pretty messed up.

I swallow because it tastes good, I like pleasing men, and I'm not a straight woman. Seriously, I've talked to so many straight women about male genitalia and almost all of them are disgusted by a man's cock and balls. [Text redacted.]

I rarely can find a young twink type who can be dominant. I do enjoy that type, very much.

I fantasize about getting hit in the face, really fucking hard, by a gorgeous alpha Man. But I don't want that to actually happen because it would hurt, really fucking bad.

Wow, some of you bottoms are super troopers. I'm not taking a hard pounding for an hour. 3 minutes, tops. But good for you.