Moe

I don’t mean to come across as shallow, and I’ve never met him or made contact with him, but by just looking at his ad only, he’s not my type. I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but that may be the problem for me. I tend to go for the bad boys or dominant top only guys.

This was about five years ago. I respond to an ad on Craigslist for a massage. After a little back and forth we set a time. He only can meet late at night since he works late. He was in his thirties, muscular, good looking and promised a "legitimate massage". I arrive at 11 PM. He's waiting for me outside his house. He leads me to his garage. Standard garage. Not set up to be a massage parlor. There is a table in the middle. As he is really good looking, I go along. The massage is great and my hands are all over his sexy body. At the end he asks me to top him. I of course oblige without hesitation. About 10 minutes into it, the door to the house opens and a woman appears... I dont stop thrusting. She screams and runs off. He turns to me and says "shit, that's my wife". I take me dick out and prepare to get dressed. He stands up, turns around and says "sorry". I am about to put my pants on and he says "let me suck it a little". That goes on for what seems like eternity. I got a little loud as I unload and as I look up, see his wife in complete shock as she watches her husband swallow me. I went back to see him months later but he had moved out and was staying in a studio...

In western Massachusetts tonight. Checked our the slim pickings. Wanted a massage. Would be great if it turned sensual. Would be great if Guy was nice looking.
 
Found someone. No real connection to the pics. Searched the reviews and the forum. Nothing. Didn’t want to drive to Boston so booked it. Rate was $180. High for Boston burbs.
 
Guy was like his pics. Nothing I would have picked up in a bar but not terrible. Started massage. Was light. No oils or such. He immediately started to reach downtown. I didn’t respond I responded when he went back to massage. But he kept on going downtown. 10 min in he asked me to turn over. He turned the massage sexual. Not my doing. His. Ended after 20 min. He then said since it was sensual it was $240. Told him no. Gave him the $180 and left.
 
Would have been a better experience if I walked up to a homeless person and handed them $180.
 
Lesson learned. If no reviews online or no chatter on the forum. Hard pass.

“To be honest I already have a weekend of bottoms, looking for tops at the moment.”
 
First thing I want you to do is provide for us in the above statement what you thought was “racist” and why that qualified the provider to be called a bigot, ageist or an asshole in your mind.
 
Second, a provider is ALWAYS entitled to decline service to a client he does not want to offer services to. Now his reasoning, that’s on him. But no one ever has to service you because you rang.
 
Third, if he is indeed versatile and truly did have a “weekend of bottoms and looking for tops,” GOOD FOR HIM for seeking some pleasure of his own after a weekend of hard work. Most escorts simply want you to get off and that translates in the experience. Unfortunate you got turned down but if he is indeed seeking pleasure out of his experiences with clients, he’s on the right track.

You got all that from “I’m looking for tops at the moment”?
 
Seriously dude....your paranoid insecurities are showing.
 
Take it at face value and don’t overthink it.
 
It’s not a match...move on. Too many fish.....

Could be not into you, or could be taking only tops so he won't have to worry about getting it up for one more client after a weekend of doing so.
Could be both, who knows.
Either way he went about it very distastefully in my opinion.

This happened to me once with an escort. We started with a condom but mid-session the condom somehow came off my dick and he slipped me in bare. I immediately pulled out and we finished with oral. I didn't say anything but I was very angry with him and had to go on PEP for a month.

Nothing about being safe is "old fashioned" There are 1000's of guys who have died from not being safe...a condom doesn't solve all problems..just the ones to keep you safe and alive...

I agree, wow ?; I may be old fashioned but it’s condom only for me...

Hope this isn't a repeat. With so much changing in the past year or so, I was wondering what folks were using for resources anymore to find masseurs. Masseurfinder and Rentmasseur seem to be the two obvious ones, with possibly some crossover from Rentmen. I used to use Adam4Adam, but am no longer a member and didn't have the best luck on there anyway (though it often was easier to see more revealing pics on there).
 
No Craigslist. No MassageM4M. Sexymasseur seems to be dying. Malemasseurs died if that was ever a thing really.
 
Anyone have any luck elsewhere? I'm kinda getting tired of the two main resources. Unless someone new pops up, a lot of what I'm finding are some folks that only want the business if they find you attractive too, or are horrible about responding/setting something up, or what to charge huge rates for a game of hide the sausage (and not in a good way). Seems like a lot of folks are going through the motions. Any suggestions?

And a very boring 2 hours it was, especially after he got his days confused. Clearly untrained, older than his pictures. There are a lot of masseurs who just do it for the money, but who at least pretend to give a fuck about what they do. Not this guy. Nice enough, and his body was good for a guy his age, but not worth repeating IMO

Haven't we already established that Russian names are always a red flag ?

Looks a little older than 30 I d guess ?

$150 an hour for purely therapeutic massage?! I can get absolutely top notch therapeutic massage on the next block for $80 an hour, so the question is do his good looks and nice personality justify the difference? I'd say no. And the huge Houston market seems to agree given his agressive travel schedule. If he offered more value for what he charges a city of that size would keep him plenty busy, just my 2c.

Pics belong to a model and trainer in London who posted from there an hour ago.

I would never see anyone who replies "Make an offer." Where are we, a bazaar in Istanbul? Negotiating for escort services is a total turn off for me.

Nice find, Terpmaniac. Junior seems to be genuine. Of course, this is a Masseurfinder ad, which means it's as non-informational as a Russian newspaper, so I wonder if his massage is strictly therapeutic? For $160, there ought to be at least some goodies!
Yes, I'd like to hear if anyone has gotten a massage from Junior. He looks great!

I've not been to Danny but I find that when masseurs overemphasize the sensual aspects they often proceed past the massage part too quickly. While the sensual parts can be thrilling, you might miss out on the therapeutic parts of the massage.

The whole thing is a sham.
 
Pets should not be allowed on planes or buses.
 
Leave your animal at home, drive, or put them in the cargo hold.
 
Your choice. Can’t fly without them?....don’t fly. Period.
 
I love animals (pretty much more than humans), but this has gotten ridiculous.

He said it was, "For security reasons." I decided to send a bad selfie.

Agreed. He's clearly in the wrong business. There are far too many masseurs in Chicago for anyone to have to put up with this.

My sense is that the "security reasons excuse" is pure bullshit, especially if they, and you, don't allow blocked numbers. I am sure all text messages are recorded and retrievable from the providers, so if some serious shit should happen, things should be easy to trace. Given that, I feel that, as long as the guy sounds normal, setting up appointments via text gives me sufficient confidence to walk into a hotel room for a massage, with the understanding that there is no protection against lame.
 
Now, there are always psychos and bad actors, and this is why you want to be careful, but in reality they can get you on the subway or a dark street corner too. Hence, as soon as a masseur sounds like he might have "issues" just RUN, no matter how hot the pix on the profile. The pix are most likely fakes anyway. In this particular case, it felt like prying basic information that someone that's in this business in order to make money should be eager to give. I am not going to beg or jump through hoops for a service for which I am already paying considerable amount of money, period.

He is obviously in the wrong business. I hope his escorting endeavors fail.

Gorgeous chest, deliciously suckable nipples, pits I could bury my tongue in and lick them to exhaustion..Yummy boy, unicorn or not.

Gorgeous chest, deliciously suckable nipples, pits I could bury my tongue in and lick them to exhaustion..Yummy boy, unicorn or not.